On the subject of Homestuck books, I took down the link since they sold out, and the Topatoco site was getting strained again. They'll go back up when new books come in, probably around the 20th.
Problem Sleuth Volume 3 is still available though.
All god tier symbols are now available in
hoodies and
tees.
We also have really nice looking key chains and pendants. Both the Sign of the Signless, and the Spirograph medallion.
And finally, a 2012 Homestuck calendar! Featuring illustrations from a variety of great artists. Additionally cool: the calendar is all done in Homestuck fonts, and labels many dates that are relevant to the story, like the birthdays of the kids, release dates of movies like Con Air, when Barbasol was invented. Critical stuff like that. (It still has all the boring normal holidays on there too.)
There you go. Ain't no one can say I never gave you nothin' to buy!