Well, maybe that's why it's a wireless mouse? So you can pick it up and walk around the tower, and use it on whichever monitor you want. BUT I CAN'T MOVE IT. Pardon? IT'S STUCK. WHY IS THE MOUSE STUCK. Probably because it's welded to the counter. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. Yes. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. WHAT SORT OF ASSHOLE. WOULD SET UP A WIRELESS MOUSE. AND THEN WELD IT TO THE COUNTER. That's a hell of a question. OHHH. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I AM SO. SO. PISSED OFF AT THIS. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS NIGHTMARE. I dunno. Someone who thought it would be funny watching you struggle with a shitty trackball mouse welded to a counter? I DEMAND TO KNOW. WAS IT YOU. IT WAS YOU. WASN'T IT. Maybe.
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.