apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
AA: hello! TG: hey AA: i think its absurd i never introduced myself to you in all that time i spent moping around the lab AA: guess i wasnt in a very good mood AA: hi dave my names aradia TG: christ TG: youre a fan of one of my websites arent you TG: what asshole gave you my chumhandle TG: also what was your favorite thing i did you liked TG: and what did you think was so great about it TG: also TG: asl??? AA: um AA: 6 a girl and a place very close to you AA: in fact AA: i could visit you right now if you would like TG: oh holy shit ok youre a troll TG: only trolls say theyre six i dont know whats up with you and that dumb fake age AA: to be fair it translates to the same age as you which at the moment is 12 is it not TG: makes no sense bye AA: understanding disparities in the flow of time should be easy for people like us let alone understanding disparities in such pedestrian things as units AA: i am 6 sweeps old one sweep is a little more than 2 years you dummy! TG: cool story AA: look it is either the truth or i am just someone who is being a bit playful what is the harm in that TG: ok so 2=6 awesome joke hahahaha TG: or wait maybe it was just a waste of time TG: you people think im made of the stuff AA: :D
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.