turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]
TG: i hope this isnt too dumb a question but
TG: do you have any idea how i got here
CG: GOT WHERE?
CG: WHAT'S LOHAC??
TG: its my old planet
TG: you know with the lava and shit
TG: it has dumb crocodiles
TG: and a stock market
TG: or at least it used to have one
TG: dunno if they locked it down since that time i literally ransacked the entire economy
CG: IF YOU SAY SO!
CG: I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.
CG: LIKE TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW I GOT HERE.
TG: where are you
CG: I'M ON THE PLANET WITH THE VOLCANO.
CG: THAT WAS JADE'S PLANET, RIGHT?
CG: I DON'T KNOW!
CG: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE ACRONYMS FOR YOUR PLANETS ARE.
CG: IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE I LAST SAW THEM, AND EVEN THEN I WAS *BARELY* PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT THEY WERE CALLED BECAUSE I WAS BUSY TROLLING YOU.
TG: land of frost and frogs
CG: ARE YOU SURE? I DON'T SEE ANY FROST!
TG: yeah it melted
CG: WHAT ABOUT THE FROGS? DID THEY MELT TOO??
TG: i mean i doubt it you probably just cant see any right now
TG: can you hear any ribbits
CG: MOTHERFUCKER, DID YOU JUST ASK ME IF I CAN HEAR ANY RIBBITS?
CG: THIS ISN'T JOKE-AROUND PALTIME, DAVE! WE ALL SEEM TO BE SUFFERING FROM SOME FORM OF AMNESIA.
CG: DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT?
TG: how long have you and kanaya been on lofaf
CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M HERE WITH KANAYA?
TG: talkin to her rn
CG: ARE YOU WITH ANYONE ON LOHAM?
TG: and yeah im with the mayor
CG: YOU'RE WITH THE MAYOR?
CG: AND NOBODY ELSE??
CG: WHY ARE YOU WITH THE MAYOR?
TG: dunno i just am
TG: not that i am complaining one bit the mayor as always rules categorically
TG: (fyi i just hi fived him for like the third time in a row to my recent recollection)
CG: YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH.
TG: so whats the last thing you actually do remember
CG: I REMEMBER...
TG: me too
TG: but she was like a fuckin werewolf or something
CG: THAT WAS PRETTY FREAKY.
TG: then she zapped us to that stonehenge place
CG: OH YEAH!
CG: AND JOHN WAS THERE.
TG: we all landed in some grass like a pile of fuckups
TG: and then
TG: then what happened
CG: I DON'T KNOW.
TG: what the hell happened to john