TG: where are we now AA: oh look this was my hive! AA: before it was destroyed TG: oh so this is the trollplanet TG: pretty cool not really what i pictured AA: what did you picture TG: i dont know its more subdued TG: i pictured a lot more mayhem like TG: a bunch of trolls flying around in little grub pods constantly screaming at each other through bullhorns shaped like buckets AA: thats very silly and a little perverse TG: hahaha AA: but actually that sounds like what it might have been like on some parts of the planet sooo TG: can we not go to those parts AA: ill put in a good word with your bubble about it TG: awesome TG: so what am i supposed to do now that im dead TG: what is like TG: the primary activity here TG: that ghosts get their shit worked up over TG: like TG: where are the fucking hauntoffs at is what im asking AA: i dont know about hauntoffs AA: but there is plenty of time to satisfy various curiosities you might have about existence and whatnot TG: boring AA: is it TG: just kidding that sounds cool AA: oh! yes TG: what else AA: there are all sorts of friends to meet AA: ones you already know and ones you dont AA: there is plenty of time for just about anything AA: lots and lots of time AA: enough time to understand that time isnt much of anything at all TG: it isnt AA: time is like a game AA: just one fun game in realitys cupboard which is full of them AA: its the one we are the best at! AA: while other people are better at the other games AA: but when all the games are back in the cupboard everyone is about the same AA: and games are fun but sometimes you dont realize how much fun you were having until theyre all over AA: and sometimes you look back and realize for some stupid reason you werent having any fun at all! AA: then you laugh TG: ha TG: haha TG: i bet you meant a laugh a whole lot less shitty than that AA: that laugh will suffice AA: hey! AA: want to see inside my hive TG: yeah sure TG: well TG: how about later TG: not that that doesnt sound cool but i kind of want to just go home TG: and i guess chill for a while cause i guess it was all a bit much TG: if thats ok and i guess also possible AA: it is quite possible and more than ok
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.