DAVE: oh ok there it goes DAVE: two hot revitalizing cups of shitty coffee DAVE: fresh out of the weird pod DAVE: why do we even drink this shit DAVE: i guess just cause this thing is here DAVE: like somehow the temptation is even stronger because the coffee sucks? DAVE: dunno how the fuck that works DAVE: wish there was such a thing as apple juice on troll world DAVE: could go for a bottle of aj DAVE: i wonder if theres any booze squirreled away on this meteor DAVE: kinda feels like we should be drinking our asses off here DAVE: no adults nothing to do DAVE: thats what you do without adults right DAVE: get wasted all the time? DAVE: wait what the fuck am i saying trolls dont even have adults DAVE: well they do DAVE: but theyre all in outer space being insane badasses DAVE: i guess they do have the stupid nanny monsters DAVE: do the monsters give a shit if they get wasted ROSE: Are you talking to us? DAVE: what ROSE: We can't even hear you mumbling over there. DAVE: oh ROSE: How's that coffee coming? DAVE: off the shit is how DAVE: all being like DAVE: in cups and everything ROSE: Be sure it makes it to the table before it accumulates that strange unctuous film on the surface.
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.