uu: WHAT. uu: JuST BECAuSE THE SAME THING IS HAPPENING THERE. uu: YOu THINK THERE IS CORRELATION. BEYOND SOME SORT OF CIRCuMSTANTIALLY SIMuLTANEOuS. FuCKRuBBISH? uu: YOu'RE SO DuMB. TT: So, you know why this is happening? uu: YES. uu: THESE MILES ARE FROM JACK. WAY OuTSIDE YOuR uNIVERSE. uu: THE MILES ON DERSE ARE FROM ANOTHER GuY. WHO'S JuST. SITTING IN A CASTLE SOMEWHERE PROBABLY. TT: That doesn't actually explain a whole lot, but ok. uu: SOMEONE COMMISSIONED JACK. SORT OF. uu: PuT OuT A HIT ON YOuR ENTIRE uNIVERSE. AND ALL ITS INTERNAL ITERATIONS. uu: DON'T YOu THINK THAT'S FuCKING AWESOME? TT: I thought you didn't know much about our story? You usually like to brag about how you don't care about details like that. uu: I MAINLY JuST SKIM PAST IT ALL WITH DISGuST. EXCEPT FOR THE PARTS. uu: WHERE PEOPLE DIE. uu: I COuLD READ THOSE. uu: OVER AND OVER. uu: AND ALSO MAYBE THE PARTS. uu: WHERE PEOPLE "KISS"? uu: IN THE WAY THAT WHEN YOu CHANCE uPON SOMETHING. uu: uNSPEAKABLY AND VISCERALLY ABHORRENT. uu: IT GETS HARD. TT: Does it now. uu: TO PRY YOuR EYES AWAY! uu: YOu DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. uu: TO PRY YOuR EYES AWAY. TT: Oh.
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.