TT: This is probably a dumb question, but you don't really care about "causal spoilers," do you? uu: YES. THAT'S uNBELIEVABLY DuMB TO ASK. TT: Like, you don't mind telling me I'm about to pick up Cal, and thus causing that to happen. TT: So I guess you similarly wouldn't mind telling us about more significant outcomes? uu: IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T MIND. IT'S THAT I FAIL SPECTACuLARLY TO GIVE A SHIT. uu: THERE IS SuCH A BIG DIFFERENCE. uu: AND THE FACT THAT I MIGHT NOT CLuE YOu INTO YOuR FATE ALL THE TIME. uu: DuE TO MY AGGRAVATED APATHY OVER THE MATTER. uu: IS AN IMMuTABLE FACT. I AM STATING FOR THE RECORD. uu: IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT GIVING A SHIT IS WHAT IS TAKING PLACE HERE. TT: I feel like you've said something like that before. TT: Different statements, but in that exact syntax. uu: OH. YOu KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE? uu: WHEN THAT FuCKING HAPPENS. TT: Wait. You mean it wasn't intentional? TT: I thought it was kind of like... this thing you were doing. uu: SHuT uP. uu: YOu KNOW WHAT? uu: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. AND I DON'T CARE. uu: I THINK IT'S REGRETTABLY LIKELY. THAT YOu SuCCEED. uu: I THINK THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE TEND TO DO. WHEN THEY ARE REGARDED AS LEGENDS BY OBSESSIVE ASSHOLES. uu: SO MAYBE YOu ALL DIE. OR MAYBE YOu DON'T. uu: BuT IF YOu DON'T. I'LL TAKE SOLACE IN THE FACT. uu: THAT IT MEANS I STILL GET THE CHANCE TO KILL YOu. uu: HOW ABOuT THAT? FOR CAuSAL SPOILERS? TT: Fair enough. TT: Hey, you know... TT: For someone who has such strong opinions about long winded people, TT: You've kinda been talking my ear off. I do actually have shit to do. uu: uGH. uu: YEAH. uu: SEE HOW YOu PEOPLE SuCK ME INTO YOuR BuLLSHIT? uu: I SHOuLD HAVE KEPT IT BRIEF. AND SuRLY. LIKE I WAS GOING TO. uu: LIKE JuST SAID. uu: "HELLO DIRK." uu: "I WANT TO PLAY A GAME." uu: AND THEN LIKE. uu: "BRO." uu: "ROOF. NOW." uu: "BRING JuJu." uu: AND THAT'S IT. uu: YEAH. THAT WOuLD HAVE BEEN GOOD. uu: COLD FuCKING BLOODED. TO THE POINT. DAMMIT. TT: That actually sounds familiar too. TT: Are you sure you haven't said something like that before? uu: HAVE I? uu: FuCK. I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER. TT: Anyway, let's wrap this up. TT: You've stolen enough of my time. I didn't even get a chance to try plugging in that window. uu: I DID YOu A FAVOR. ANOTHER POINTLESS ACTION STRICKEN FROM THE TIMELINE. TT: Hang on. TT: Something's happening.
A slight horse modification to the calendar below. I won't be around the stable in time to let him trot about the paddock, so I'm afraid I must release him into the pasture to stud. Goodbye, 5/25 horse. We enjoyed your 50x50 thumbnail, while it was not crossed out.
As you can see, it is a pretty swift horse schedule, with a couple of horseless weeks mixed in there. You may recall my mnemonic device for remembering the previous M/W/F schedule of Monhay, Wedsneigh, and Frihorse. Now we can add two more to help you remember, Tuesnort, and Thursclop. I understand this comic can get confusing sometimes, so you are definitely going to need those to help guide you on the rest of this journey.
All pages for the above horses have already been drawn. I still have a batch of pages to draw to round out A6A6I5, but not as many as I have already done. I hope that you like it when characters in stories talk to one another, because there's an awful lot of that to come. Please stand by patiently and enthusiastically as my fake teens sit around bullshitting to the bitter end. Then a bunch of cool stuff will happen, and that will be that!
1) New trailer for Hiveswap! Creeping ever closer to the release of episode one. In case you weren't aware by now, What Pumpkin Studios is developing it. WP is now a gamedev studio which I happen to think is pretty cool. There have been a bunch of Kickstarter updates recently showing progress too. Here are some more links which will help you keep up with game news: Twitter | Tumblr | FB
2) Homestuck returns on April 13th! That's in just a few days. Are you ready? I doubt it, but when has that ever stopped us before. We start with Caliborn's much anticipated masterpiece, running from the 13th-15th. Then regular updates probably resuming a week after that. I haven't decided on the update schedule yet, but when I do it will almost certainly be communicated to you in the only manner which you will tolerate from me, which is more horse calendars. I am thinking of a fairly swift update schedule. A lot has piled up. Over the last month (not counting his 40 page masterpiece, which was done months ago) I have somehow drawn another 400 pages, which is possibly some sort of MSPA record. Be warned, due to that obscene page rate some of these panels are lookin pretty fast and loose! They nevertheless exist, which is usually what matters most for this website. There's still more to draw beyond that to finish off the rest of A6A6I5, which is the final "normal act". But really not too much. We're getting real close here. I will chip away at the remaining panels as I roll out this batch. Then, it's all animation work after that.
3) Paradox Space! 4/13 is the exact one year anniversary of its launch. And as HS resumes, PXS will be pausing for a good while. We actually paused production back in January, and have just been posting from a comic buffer since. This has much to do with shifting priorities heavily to gamedev needs, but I'll explain more about it and the future of PXS in a little while, on that site. But also, there'll be a PXS book coming out soon! It looks very good. Also, if you haven't checked out PXS in a while, now would be a great time, because it's going into its pause on a very strong note. It's been running an incredibly great 51 page story by Zack, Jon, and Shelby. Kudos to all of them. This has easily been one of my faves.