JANE: OH POOR FEFETA MY SWEET PATOOTIE! JANE: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW FEFETA HAS HAD TO DEAL WITH GARBAGE FROM JERKOFF BOYS BEFORE. JANE: SO DON'T GIVE ME THIS POOR FEFETA CRAP. ROXY: lol yeah ROXY: my girl fefeta knows whats up ROXY: she been around the d bag block a time or 2 ROXY: em i rite fefeta FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 3;3 ROXY: shit yes gimme a paw bump ROXY: BOMP ROXY: jane u want in on this action ROXY: come give us a fist fulla sugar ROXY: complete the 3way for max girl power + solidarity against dumb dudes ROXY: janey jeez dont leave us hanging here JANE: SIGH. JANE: FINE. ROXY: jane that was the piss poorest paw bump ive ever seen ROXY: that was like a negative bump ROXY: we are going to have to bump long and hard into the night to dig us outta this fuckin bump hole you dug us into ROXY: w/ that tragic bump ROXY: that bump was like ROXY: shakespearean ROXY: makes me want to weep softly and leave a bouquet somewhere ROXY: someone plays a sad trumpet in the distance ROXY: look fefeta just sniffled a little at how sad that bump w- JANE: SHHHHHHHH!
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.