turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] TG: so are you just as brain damaged as we are GA: Whos We TG: me and karkat GA: Of Course Not GA: But If Youre Referring To The Short Term Memory Loss We All Seem To Be Experiencing Yes Ive Got That Too TG: ok TG: so you have no idea how you got to lofaf then GA: How Do You Know Im On Lofaf TG: im talking to karkat GA: I Didnt Think Karkat Could Remember The Acronyms For Your Planets TG: yeah but i dont think thats the memory loss issue thats just him being an idiot TG: but lets not get into that GA: Okay TG: wheres rose GA: Shes Apparently On Lolar TG: oh TG: what about terezi GA: Shes With Rose TG: do they remember what happened GA: No GA: But It Seems Theyve Both Surmised The Missing Events Since We Arrived TG: what TG: how GA: Well They Are Seers After All TG: friggin seers TG: all makin us knights look bad TG: and whatever you are TG: what were you again GA: Im A Sylph!!! TG: what the dick is a sylph GA: I Am On Record As Once Having Facetiously Likened It To A Magical Witch TG: but witches are already magical arent they TG: like by definition TG: oh wait thats the joke i guess TG: god damn this missing time shit is makin me feel dumb as hell GA: If Its Any Reassurance You Seem Like The Same Old Dave To Me TG: ok good TG: so what do the seers think happened GA: I Dont Know GA: Rose Was Trying To Tell Me But She Ceased Being Comprehensible TG: oh god TG: is she still drunk GA: No GA: Its Just That Her Words Suddenly Became GA: Why Dont You Just Talk To Her And See For Yourself TG: ok TG: wow youre right TG: haha wtf TG: man i cant even describe it TG: its not just that her text is unreadable gibberish TG: i mean it is TG: but its more than that TG: its like TG: existentially inscrutable somehow GA: I Know Right TG: i think we may have a problem here
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.