JOHN: confused yet, terezi?? hahaha.
JOHN: this is actually a lot of fun.
JOHN: i am like the ultimate prankster now... nanna would be so proud!
JOHN: it's kind of like if dr. who used his fancy phone booth to go around playing tricks on people, and that's all he did.
JOHN: then maybe that show would be less lame!
JOHN: also, harry anderson should be all the doctors.
JOHN: wow, i should use my retcon powers to make THAT show happen! wow, yes.
JOHN: it's like all of the super heroes say, with great power comes great responsibility.