DAVE: so youre just gonna let him suffocate in there then
VRISKA: Dave, give me a little more credit than that.
VRISKA: Gamzee is supposedly relevant to some stuff that's going to happen in the new universe.
VRISKA: He's still got some "plot armor" or some shit.
VRISKA: So when Earth is resitu8ted, I'm just going to drop the fridge in the fucking ocean or something, and let him find his own way out.
DAVE: ok thats fair
DAVE: i mean
DAVE: but fair
DAVE: well maybe not that fair but i guess i dont care
DAVE: so is johns hot mom awake yet?
DAVE: i mean
DAVE: not hot mom
DAVE: just mom
DAVE: did anyone hear that
DAVE: lets reboot all trains of thought starting now
DAVE: how much longer til his hot moms awake
DAVE: i mean his
DAVE: not mine
DAVE: his mom not my hot mom
DAVE: my mom i mean
DAVE: fucking hell
DAVE: not my mom his
DAVE: johns hot mom
VRISKA: The Strider Express is off the rails again, so I'm going to duck out of this convers8tion.
VRISKA: See you every8ody.
DAVE: no vriska dont go
DAVE: at least do me the solid of letting me land squarely on some phrases that allow some plausible deniability over whether i think johns mom is super fucking hot
DAVE: shit wait
DAVE: pretend i didnt say that while still rendering its meaning in your mind somehow
DAVE: vriskas gone im not even talking to anyone
TEREZI: FORG1V3 M3 1F 1 4M M1SS1NG SOM3 NU4NC3 H3R3
TEREZI: BUT 1T SOUNDS TO M3
TEREZI: 4S 1F YOU B3L13V3 JOHN'S MOTH3R 1S PHYS1C4LLY 4TTR4CT1V3
DAVE: ok now youre just twisting my words around
TEREZI: WH4T WOULD JOHN TH1NK??
DAVE: ok thats an interesting thought but hear me out
DAVE: what if
DAVE: we ran an experiment and spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him
TEREZI: 1 W1LL CONS1D3R YOUR R3QU3ST FOR S3CR3CY
TEREZI: FR4NKLY, 1 4M NOT SUR3 SH3 1S 4NYTH1NG TO WR1T3 HOM3 4BOUT
DAVE: what oh what the fuck
DAVE: are you on the idiot drugs today
DAVE: how could you possibly be serious about that
DAVE: how is this unconscious teen grandmother not a completely smokin babe
TEREZI: 1 GU3SS SH3 1S NOT MY CONT41N3R OF SC4LD1NG L34F FLU1D
DAVE: no i dont even believe you
DAVE: youre obviously just trying to rile me up by going against the grain of fragrantly obvious babefacts
ROSE: Is Dave saying inappropriate things about John's mother over there?
DAVE: im not saying anything
DAVE: just standard casual observations from a regular bystanding person
TEREZI: H3 K33PS C4LL1NG H3R HOT
DAVE: peddle LIES much?
DAVE: i guess reprehensible dishonesty is all the rage with the troll kids today
ROXY: wait wats goin on
ROXY: are we all talkin about how hot jane is???
ROXY: cuz janey is a straightup sexual fox riding a red hot nuclear bombshell
ROXY: right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of babe city, assachusetts, U S A
ROXY: the last A just stands for more ass
DAVE: THANK you
DAVE: defending the position i may or may not have been arguing for moments ago
ROSE: No comment.
JOHN: hey, are you guys talking about me?
JOHN: what's going on!
TEREZI: D4V3 TH1NKS YOUR MOM 1S HOT
DAVE: god DAMMIT terezi