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06/04/07 - "With elf powers, order the pony to trample children and man"
06/04/07 - "First, be the pony. Second, trample the children and the man"
06/04/07 - "bite off your own leg and use it to play fetch with the pony"
06/04/07 - "Use runes to commune with pony and feed it a majyyk'd carrot"
06/04/07 - "Use magical prowess to summon Moscovite elves."
06/04/07 - "Enact Total War: set house on fire and flee east to Moscow"
06/04/07 - "invite the horse, children and madman in for tea party"
06/04/07 - "Continue your downward spiral of mental instability"
06/04/07 - "Throw two kids in the chimney. Maybe it'll smoke out elves"
06/04/07 - "Tie kids together with the horse and use as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Give bus of children to elves so you can go inside"
06/04/07 - "Go on a hunt for children to repay the elf for his kindness."
06/04/07 - "Dig up stump"
06/04/07 - "Cast fireball at bungalow, so you stay extra warm tonight"
06/04/07 - "Cut open the horse to sleep inside for the cold night"
06/04/07 - "Wish to get out of jail, then trample the elf with the pony."
06/04/07 - "Ask for a pony. Ask for second wish by promising twin babies"
06/04/07 - "Offer the elf a baby in exchange for one wish."
06/04/07 - "Strike the elf."
06/04/07 - "With your trusty Hunk's Junk magazine, forge a sword"
06/04/07 - "Recite spell while spilling blood, invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into stomach invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into pumpkin invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "turn around."
06/04/07 - "Continue"
06/04/07 - "Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest"
06/04/07 - "Load gun and fire at stump, while singing King Henry V"
06/04/07 - "Look around and thank guy for quick thinking with harpoon"
06/04/07 - "POINT HUGEIFIER AT PUMPKINHEAD AND ACTIVATE"
06/04/07 - "Take off helmet and use it for flotation. Flip switch again"
06/04/07 - "Climb down ladder and randomly press buttons on panel"
06/04/07 - "ask harpooned man where rest of the few thousand pieces are"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to the man."
06/04/07 - "Pull lever and reel in the harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Use harpoon to get across to building and shoot down hole"
06/04/07 - "Survey surroundings, possibly sneaking a bite of ambergris"
06/04/07 - "Try to climb up the rope thing."
06/04/07 - "Jump out the window."
06/04/07 - "Bring the gun along in case you have to off yourself."
06/04/07 - "Oh shit"
06/04/07 - "Carve pumpkins to match faces on the wall and put them in"
06/04/07 - "Plug up the hole with a pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Drink as much as you can as fast as you can."
06/04/07 - "Put it in the sad recess"
06/04/07 - "Carve the pumpkin into a surprised face!"
06/04/07 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO THROUGH THE DOOR!!"
06/04/07 - "Play the get out of jail free card"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin portions just cut out of the head-pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Use intestine like scarf / Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Return to the courtyard to show off new suit."
06/04/07 - "Build pumpkin-armour."
06/04/07 - "Check that door to see if it is locked."
06/04/07 - "Open pumpkin and cuddle whatever is inside!"
06/04/07 - "Place head on "X""
06/04/07 - "Drill through door"
06/04/07 - "Be the other guy."
06/04/07 - "Ask man to throw intestine up to you"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Go to window to show off new helmet"
06/04/07 - "Carve holes for mouth and eyes"
06/04/07 - "Ease head out of hole."
06/04/07 - "Dig deeper! Search for Prime Minister's gold hookers"
06/04/07 - "Eat whatever is in the hole"
06/04/07 - "Clean the place up a bit."
06/04/07 - "Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Unpause"
06/04/07 - "Pause"
06/04/07 - "Cry."
06/04/07 - "Make a robot out of that guy"
06/04/07 - "With great prescience, move away from end of the intestine"
06/04/07 - "Examine that rope-like object"
06/04/07 - "Get a bachelor's degree in robotics"
06/04/07 - "Get down tonight."
06/04/07 - "Rebuild logorg"
06/04/07 - "Sacrifice your soul to the heathen gods."
06/04/07 - "Make a little love."
06/04/07 - "Wreck(Reek?) havoc"
06/04/07 - "Put your brain inside Logorg's head."
06/04/07 - "Use logorg as a battering ram to open the door"
06/04/07 - "Command Logorg to dance"
06/04/07 - "Continue to enjoy Hunk Rump"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the wall right next to the door."
06/04/07 - "Drill hole through door"
06/04/07 - "Daub pictures of naked ladies on the wall with blood."
06/04/07 - "Proceed."
06/04/07 - "Wave legs in the air"
06/04/07 - "Poke head through hole and wave."
06/04/07 - "Drill through the floor"
06/04/07 - ">unpause"
06/04/07 - ">status"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to guard's body"
06/04/07 - "Use guard as battering ram on door"
06/04/07 - "Use guards pants to lasso keys through the opening in door"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Leap over him in a desperate bid for freedom."
06/04/07 - "Try waking him by peeing on him"
06/04/07 - "Check on knocked out guard"
06/04/07 - "BARF!"
06/04/07 - "Spit pee at man out the window."
06/04/07 - "Serenade the guy about how you want the key"
06/04/07 - "Keep singing until guy drills through floor"
06/04/07 - "hollow out pumpkin, wear as helmet in case ceiling collapses"
06/04/07 - "Sing 'malaguena'"
06/04/07 - "Drill a hole in the floor."
06/04/07 - "Toss the contraption into the air to give it added lift"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to ladder and extend to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Make clay from dirt and pee, use it to glue ladder into pole"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to the end of ladder and extend it to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Turn long ladder into stilts"
06/04/07 - "Ignore all future input from betelgeuse"
06/04/07 - "Talk to the guy in the jail cell"
06/04/07 - "Use ladder as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Pretend broken ladder is broken train track"
06/04/07 - "Use key on door."
06/04/07 - "Go through door."
06/04/07 - "Rub key on chest."
06/04/07 - "Throw shoe at key"
06/04/07 - "Search room thoroughly for pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Say hello to the pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Examine floor"
06/04/07 - "Ask dungeon master if there is one fucking way out of room"
06/04/07 - "Knock on door."
06/04/07 - "Do a dance"
06/04/07 - "Open door"
06/04/07 - "Pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back"
06/04/07 - "Loudly tell that guy to pick up key and try it on the door."
06/04/07 - "Throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door"
06/03/07 - "Look for keyhole"
06/03/07 - "Grow two muscular arms with which the manhandle the key"
06/03/07 - "Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm"
06/03/07 - "Attempt to pry open window."
06/03/07 - "Start Jailbreak Adventure"




RSS: Adventure Updates

Posted on 22 October 2016 by Andrew

Just going to leave this here for now, and assume that the kids these days will know what to do with it.

Posted on 6 October 2016 by Andrew

Here is a quick look at the way this project has been shaping up. Whew, that is a nice looking game! Not going to lie, I am on some big time tenterhooks in anticipation of this release. I've actually started doing stunts on the tenterhooks, flipping around on them wildly, like a gymnast. It's an astounding spectacle of physical endurance and might. Sorry you can't check this out, it's absolutely unreal.

What else have I been up to? I sense that this has been being wondered about. Some I suspect wonder about the epilogue I mentioned, which I have been making some notes on here and there. But otherwise have been deferring in favor of attention to ~other projects~ which strike me as more pressing. It will be gotten around to. If you are wondering which of these projects may be related to Homestuck, I did have some "post-canon content" planned for later this month. That is as specific as I can be for now. Tune in here, let's say, a couple weeks from now.

The project that has occupied the lion's share of my professional time is one that you will understand completely why I have prioritized, when you eventually see it. Arguably it will prove to be the only relevant work of art in human history. I don't wish to give anything else away, or delay your experience of this unprecedented triumph of the human spirit. So instead I will light a fire under my ass, and attempt to deliver the content I know you have all been craving.

What else to report? Hmm. I know that usually the passage of time for creative individuals is tracked by the hours they spend which ultimately contribute to creative products which may be consumed. It is far from true that all of my hours this year have been applied that way. Suffice to say I've been on some strange adventures. I doubt I can do any of them justice here, in a newspost which is rapidly running out of words I'm willing to type. At one point I was thrown out of a stable. I've probably said too much already. Well, see you next time.

Posted on 12 June 2016 by Andrew

The final Homestuck album Volume 10 has been released. More fantastic music by many familiar names who have contributed to the comic over the years. Thanks to all who came together to make this. It's a great way to cap off an impressive discography, now standing at 27 albums.



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