WORTHLESS GARBAGE.     STUPID. | WHO CARES?     WOW. | NO. | BORING.     OVERPRICED TRASH. | DUMB NOISE.     MORONS. | BULLSHIT. | WHATEVER.

MALE: GO OPEN THAT CHEST.

AND I TELL MY PUPPET WHAT TO DO. BY TYPING ORDERS IN THE THING. WHILE PRETENDING THAT *YOU* ARE TYPING THEM. IT IS A DISINGENUOUS RUSE AT BEST. TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE GUIDING MY PUPPET. WHILE ALSO BIZARRELY INSISTING THAT YOU *ARE* THE PUPPET, BY CALLING HIM YOU. I UNSUCCESSFULLY STRIVE TO IMMERSE YOU IN AN EXPERIENCE. THAT NO ONE WITH A BRAIN. COULD EVER CONCEIVABLY WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN REGARDLESS.

BUT IN THE END. THE JOKE OF IT ALL IS. IT'S JUST ME TELLING MYSELF WHAT TO DO WITH MY PUPPET. AND THEN DOING IT. YOU WILL AGREE THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF CREATIVE SELF INDULGENCE.

IN FACT, FOR ME TO EVEN BE MOCKING THE PRACTICE. ALMOST FEELS. INCESTUOUSLY MASTURBATORY.

(EVEN THOUGH THAT IS A REDUNDANT PHRASE FOR CHERUBS...)

> MALE: HIDE INSIDE CHEST.


Start Over | Go Back             Save Game (?) | Auto-Save! (?) | Load Game | Delete Game Data




Latest Pages:
10/25/16 - "[S] ==>"
10/25/16 - "[S] ==>"
04/13/16 - "==>"
04/13/16 - "[S] ACT 7"
04/12/16 - "====>"
04/12/16 - "====>"
04/12/16 - "====>"
04/12/16 - "====>"
04/11/16 - "====>"
04/11/16 - "====>"
04/11/16 - "====>"
04/11/16 - "====>"
04/11/16 - "====>"
04/10/16 - "====>"
04/10/16 - "====>"
04/10/16 - "====>"
04/10/16 - "====>"
04/10/16 - "====>"
04/10/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/09/16 - "====>"
04/08/16 - "====>"
04/08/16 - "====>"
04/08/16 - "====>"
04/08/16 - "====>"
04/08/16 - "====>"
04/08/16 - "====>"
04/07/16 - "====>"
04/07/16 - "====>"
04/07/16 - "====>"
04/07/16 - "====>"
04/07/16 - "====>"
04/07/16 - "====>"
04/06/16 - "END OF ACT 6"
04/06/16 - "[S] Collide."
04/02/16 - "[A6A6I5] ====>"

VIEW ALL PAGES

-- --












RSS: Adventure Updates

Posted on 13 April 2017

Got a new trailer for you to check out.

Furthermore, there looks to be a post from ya boy, and mine, (the world's boy, really), Cohen, providing some insight as to the status of the game's development.

It also seems that a famous meat sandwich shop, called Arby's, has tweeted about Homestuck today? Why don't we call that the huge news of the day. Hell, let's agree to regard it as the most significant event of the past eight years.

Also a reminder of the What Pumpkin sale, including discounts on albums.

Posted on 7 April 2017

We Love Fine has begun its traditional 413 promotion. Have at it, folks:



There's also a sale going on at the What Pumpkin store.

Not much else set to drop on 4/13 this year. Should be an update on game status. See you then.

Posted on 12 June 2016 by Andrew

The final Homestuck album Volume 10 has been released. More fantastic music by many familiar names who have contributed to the comic over the years. Thanks to all who came together to make this. It's a great way to cap off an impressive discography, now standing at 27 albums.