ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: heck it's amazing to be alive ARQUIUSPRITE: Oh fiddlesticks, I'm just a torrential font of absolutely e%ecrable obscenity. My bad ARQUIUSPRITE: I'm just so e%cited, feeling all these STRONG feelings and thinking all these HARD thoughts ARQUIUSPRITE: Horsefeathers, my brain is so POWERFUL, it is operating in great strides like a towering musclebeast storming into battle ARQUIUSPRITE: And these feelings. Dirk, these feelings ARQUIUSPRITE: There is a 100% probability that I love being alive ARQUIUSPRITE: And there is a 100 to the 100th POWER % certainty that I love being STRONG DIRK: Uh. DIRK: Wow? ARQUIUSPRITE: 100k how red I am, dude ARQUIUSPRITE: I'm so red, how sick is that ARQUIUSPRITE: It's ARQUIUSPRITE: Deplorable? ARQUIUSPRITE: Ill, dog. I'm basically titillated here ARQUIUSPRITE: Are you scoping this grody debasement DIRK: What? ARQUIUSPRITE: That ain't right ARQUIUSPRITE: Makes a man wanna holler improprieties, do you feel me? ARQUIUSPRITE: Let's talk about horses DIRK: Horses... ARQUIUSPRITE: Horses dude ARQUIUSPRITE: Horses ARQUIUSPRITE: Nuff said ARQUIUSPRITE: Do we have any milk? ARQUIUSPRITE: Ooh. What about a bow and arrow, are there any of those around? ARQUIUSPRITE: I'm jonesing HARD to tug at one, all like, reevaluate my proficiency at the most noble discipline DIRK: Can you calm down? ARQUIUSPRITE: What about milk, dude ARQUIUSPRITE: It seems I demand milk DIRK: We don't have any milk. ARQUIUSPRITE: Oh yeah ARQUIUSPRITE: Just a lot of orange fizzy swill ARQUIUSPRITE: What was occurring in your think pan to accumulate such vile libations ARQUIUSPRITE: Just FYI, milk is the nectar of KINGS you nincompoop DIRK: Roxy might have some in her fridge. I don't know. ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles Dirk DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes, do it DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: I command you DIRK: Fuck no. ARQUIUSPRITE: What if ARQUIUSPRITE: I touched your muscles ARQUIUSPRITE: Like for comparison's sake DIRK: Please don't touch me. ARQUIUSPRITE: Wait what if ARQUIUSPRITE: Good heavens ARQUIUSPRITE: A rather inappropriate thought just galloped across my matri% ARQUIUSPRITE: What if ARQUIUSPRITE: You ordered me to touch your muscles DIRK: I'm not going to do that either. ARQUIUSPRITE: I demand that you order me to touch your muscles DIRK: Absolutely not. ARQUIUSPRITE: Do it DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: No. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes DIRK: Ok, if I touch your fucking muscles, will you shut up? ARQUIUSPRITE: Maybe
As you can see, it is a pretty swift horse schedule, with a couple of horseless weeks mixed in there. You may recall my mnemonic device for remembering the previous M/W/F schedule of Monhay, Wedsneigh, and Frihorse. Now we can add two more to help you remember, Tuesnort, and Thursclop. I understand this comic can get confusing sometimes, so you are definitely going to need those to help guide you on the rest of this journey.
All pages for the above horses have already been drawn. I still have a batch of pages to draw to round out A6A6I5, but not as many as I have already done. I hope that you like it when characters in stories talk to one another, because there's an awful lot of that to come. Please stand by patiently and enthusiastically as my fake teens sit around bullshitting to the bitter end. Then a bunch of cool stuff will happen, and that will be that!
1) New trailer for Hiveswap! Creeping ever closer to the release of episode one. In case you weren't aware by now, What Pumpkin Studios is developing it. WP is now a gamedev studio which I happen to think is pretty cool. There have been a bunch of Kickstarter updates recently showing progress too. Here are some more links which will help you keep up with game news: Twitter | Tumblr | FB
2) Homestuck returns on April 13th! That's in just a few days. Are you ready? I doubt it, but when has that ever stopped us before. We start with Caliborn's much anticipated masterpiece, running from the 13th-15th. Then regular updates probably resuming a week after that. I haven't decided on the update schedule yet, but when I do it will almost certainly be communicated to you in the only manner which you will tolerate from me, which is more horse calendars. I am thinking of a fairly swift update schedule. A lot has piled up. Over the last month (not counting his 40 page masterpiece, which was done months ago) I have somehow drawn another 400 pages, which is possibly some sort of MSPA record. Be warned, due to that obscene page rate some of these panels are lookin pretty fast and loose! They nevertheless exist, which is usually what matters most for this website. There's still more to draw beyond that to finish off the rest of A6A6I5, which is the final "normal act". But really not too much. We're getting real close here. I will chip away at the remaining panels as I roll out this batch. Then, it's all animation work after that.
3) Paradox Space! 4/13 is the exact one year anniversary of its launch. And as HS resumes, PXS will be pausing for a good while. We actually paused production back in January, and have just been posting from a comic buffer since. This has much to do with shifting priorities heavily to gamedev needs, but I'll explain more about it and the future of PXS in a little while, on that site. But also, there'll be a PXS book coming out soon! It looks very good. Also, if you haven't checked out PXS in a while, now would be a great time, because it's going into its pause on a very strong note. It's been running an incredibly great 51 page story by Zack, Jon, and Shelby. Kudos to all of them. This has easily been one of my faves.