Your name, according to the stats, is GRG. You just woke up on the floor with the OLD PHONE ringing and you have a slight hangover and your wondering what you did last night. The OLD PHONE continues to ring loudly and it starts to annoy you.

>Continue







WIELD JARATE.

>Use OLD PHONE

>Fondly regard Call of Cthulhu poster.

There's nothing like supporting the Great Old one with a poster coming from his 1940's movie. HAIL CTHULHU!





You use the OLD PHONE yet you realized that the OLD PHONE was broken for months. The ringing was coming from your YELLOW CELL PHONE. You pick up your cell phone and you hear on the line that somebody is crying for help. You tell the person that they got the wrong number and you hang up.

>To the internets!!!!

Hey it's a Saturday, no work or anything! Let's spend eight hours on the internets.

While going through Homestuck for the second time, you hear a knock at your door.

>Use DOOR

Odd enough, it appears your door is locked with THE GREEN GLOW which you need something in your room to bring with before going out or even opening the door. You thought you've had that un-stalled yesterday, but you probably forgot. Looks like your stuck here until you grab something out of the room.


You take a look at the RIGHT-HALF SIDE OF THE ROOM to take something with you.

So many things to take, yet so very limited inventory.

>Take a Guitar, preferably one of the electric type.

>Check CARDBOARD BOX

Ignoring the ACOUSTIC GUITAR, you decide to venture on to the other half of the room. Ye see your first FENDER STRATOCASTER that you got for a few Christmases ago. Since it's the only electric guitar you can find, you take the FENDER STRATOCASTER.


YOU GOT THE FENDER STRATOCASTER!


Oh and THE GREEN GLOW is gone as well. The knocking is still going.



You rather not. Seriously...you rather not....

>Smash the guitar into the tv.

Looking up to your Woodstock idols like Pete Townshend and Jimi Hendrix, you try to go 1969 on your ACOUSTIC GUITAR and smash it upon your TV. You wish you got your LIGHTER but you give out DAH HORNS.

The knocking continues to grow louder after every high note scream you make.

>Open the door... to the extreme.

It's time to go extreme with your POWER OF ROCK to open the door. You take out your STRATOCASTER and shred out some LV 3 JOE PERRY LIXX, even though your not plugged into your AMPLIFIER. But still you rock so hard, that your RP goes up by 5! Awesome work!


It appears that the knocking stopped, with the door being opened. You see your roommate and unfortunately not a girlfriend of your's, SAM, open the door and stares at you with disgust. You feel a little embarrassed.

>Pick up SAM

Well that was awkward.

>Use Backbuster on Sam's back, mentally cross fingers for a critical hit.

Add Sam to inventory. Then begin your quest: Going to buy some onions.

Damn, girl's got reflexes. SAM slams her YAMAHA KEYBOARD on your face. That costs -10 HP!

>Sam: Yamaha Technique -> Synthesized Beat Loop on GRG.
>GRG: Beg for mercy.

SAM: Join adventuring party!

SAM tries out BEAT LOOP, but it takes no physical effect. You find it annoying and call her a "jerk" for hitting you on the head with a hunk of plastic. You also ask her to join you in your party.

SAM agrees.


SAM has joined the party!

HP: 30/30
RP: 40/40
ATK: 15
DEF: 20
SPD: 23
RTK (Rock Power Attack): 35
WPN of choice: Keyboard

>All: REST to restore HP and RP