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06/03/07 - "Start Jailbreak Adventure"
06/03/07 - "Attempt to pry open window."
06/03/07 - "Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm"
06/03/07 - "Grow two muscular arms with which the manhandle the key"
06/03/07 - "Look for keyhole"
06/04/07 - "Throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door"
06/04/07 - "Loudly tell that guy to pick up key and try it on the door."
06/04/07 - "Pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back"
06/04/07 - "Open door"
06/04/07 - "Do a dance"
06/04/07 - "Knock on door."
06/04/07 - "Ask dungeon master if there is one fucking way out of room"
06/04/07 - "Examine floor"
06/04/07 - "Say hello to the pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Search room thoroughly for pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Throw shoe at key"
06/04/07 - "Rub key on chest."
06/04/07 - "Go through door."
06/04/07 - "Use key on door."
06/04/07 - "Pretend broken ladder is broken train track"
06/04/07 - "Use ladder as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Talk to the guy in the jail cell"
06/04/07 - "Ignore all future input from betelgeuse"
06/04/07 - "Turn long ladder into stilts"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to the end of ladder and extend it to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Make clay from dirt and pee, use it to glue ladder into pole"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to ladder and extend to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Toss the contraption into the air to give it added lift"
06/04/07 - "Drill a hole in the floor."
06/04/07 - "Sing 'malaguena'"
06/04/07 - "hollow out pumpkin, wear as helmet in case ceiling collapses"
06/04/07 - "Keep singing until guy drills through floor"
06/04/07 - "Serenade the guy about how you want the key"
06/04/07 - "Spit pee at man out the window."
06/04/07 - "BARF!"
06/04/07 - "Check on knocked out guard"
06/04/07 - "Try waking him by peeing on him"
06/04/07 - "Leap over him in a desperate bid for freedom."
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Use guards pants to lasso keys through the opening in door"
06/04/07 - "Use guard as battering ram on door"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to guard's body"
06/04/07 - ">status"
06/04/07 - ">unpause"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the floor"
06/04/07 - "Poke head through hole and wave."
06/04/07 - "Wave legs in the air"
06/04/07 - "Proceed."
06/04/07 - "Daub pictures of naked ladies on the wall with blood."
06/04/07 - "Drill hole through door"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the wall right next to the door."
06/04/07 - "Continue to enjoy Hunk Rump"
06/04/07 - "Command Logorg to dance"
06/04/07 - "Use logorg as a battering ram to open the door"
06/04/07 - "Put your brain inside Logorg's head."
06/04/07 - "Wreck(Reek?) havoc"
06/04/07 - "Make a little love."
06/04/07 - "Sacrifice your soul to the heathen gods."
06/04/07 - "Rebuild logorg"
06/04/07 - "Get down tonight."
06/04/07 - "Get a bachelor's degree in robotics"
06/04/07 - "Examine that rope-like object"
06/04/07 - "With great prescience, move away from end of the intestine"
06/04/07 - "Make a robot out of that guy"
06/04/07 - "Cry."
06/04/07 - "Pause"
06/04/07 - "Unpause"
06/04/07 - "Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Clean the place up a bit."
06/04/07 - "Eat whatever is in the hole"
06/04/07 - "Dig deeper! Search for Prime Minister's gold hookers"
06/04/07 - "Ease head out of hole."
06/04/07 - "Carve holes for mouth and eyes"
06/04/07 - "Go to window to show off new helmet"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Ask man to throw intestine up to you"
06/04/07 - "Be the other guy."
06/04/07 - "Drill through door"
06/04/07 - "Place head on "X""
06/04/07 - "Open pumpkin and cuddle whatever is inside!"
06/04/07 - "Check that door to see if it is locked."
06/04/07 - "Build pumpkin-armour."
06/04/07 - "Return to the courtyard to show off new suit."
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Use intestine like scarf / Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin portions just cut out of the head-pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Play the get out of jail free card"
06/04/07 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO THROUGH THE DOOR!!"
06/04/07 - "Carve the pumpkin into a surprised face!"
06/04/07 - "Put it in the sad recess"
06/04/07 - "Drink as much as you can as fast as you can."
06/04/07 - "Plug up the hole with a pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Carve pumpkins to match faces on the wall and put them in"
06/04/07 - "Oh shit"
06/04/07 - "Bring the gun along in case you have to off yourself."
06/04/07 - "Jump out the window."
06/04/07 - "Try to climb up the rope thing."
06/04/07 - "Survey surroundings, possibly sneaking a bite of ambergris"
06/04/07 - "Use harpoon to get across to building and shoot down hole"
06/04/07 - "Pull lever and reel in the harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to the man."
06/04/07 - "ask harpooned man where rest of the few thousand pieces are"
06/04/07 - "Climb down ladder and randomly press buttons on panel"
06/04/07 - "Take off helmet and use it for flotation. Flip switch again"
06/04/07 - "POINT HUGEIFIER AT PUMPKINHEAD AND ACTIVATE"
06/04/07 - "Look around and thank guy for quick thinking with harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Load gun and fire at stump, while singing King Henry V"
06/04/07 - "Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest"
06/04/07 - "Continue"
06/04/07 - "turn around."
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into pumpkin invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into stomach invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Recite spell while spilling blood, invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "With your trusty Hunk's Junk magazine, forge a sword"
06/04/07 - "Strike the elf."
06/04/07 - "Offer the elf a baby in exchange for one wish."
06/04/07 - "Ask for a pony. Ask for second wish by promising twin babies"
06/04/07 - "Wish to get out of jail, then trample the elf with the pony."
06/04/07 - "Cut open the horse to sleep inside for the cold night"
06/04/07 - "Cast fireball at bungalow, so you stay extra warm tonight"
06/04/07 - "Dig up stump"
06/04/07 - "Go on a hunt for children to repay the elf for his kindness."
06/04/07 - "Give bus of children to elves so you can go inside"
06/04/07 - "Tie kids together with the horse and use as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Throw two kids in the chimney. Maybe it'll smoke out elves"
06/04/07 - "Continue your downward spiral of mental instability"
06/04/07 - "invite the horse, children and madman in for tea party"
06/04/07 - "Enact Total War: set house on fire and flee east to Moscow"
06/04/07 - "Use magical prowess to summon Moscovite elves."
06/04/07 - "Use runes to commune with pony and feed it a majyyk'd carrot"
06/04/07 - "bite off your own leg and use it to play fetch with the pony"
06/04/07 - "First, be the pony. Second, trample the children and the man"
06/04/07 - "With elf powers, order the pony to trample children and man"







RSS: Adventure Updates

Posted on 14 September 2017 by Andrew

ANNOUNCEMENT ONE

Hiveswap has been released. You should go play it!



Huge thanks to the entire What Pumpkin Games team for all their hard work on this project. Everyone involved has much to be proud of. Personally, I think the game is VERY GOOD! Really, better than I imagined it would be when scribbling notes for it years ago. Credit is owed to the fans for their patience while the necessary time was taken to build a studio capable of making a game like this. And above all, credit is owed to the great team that brought it to life. If you happen to spot any contributors out in the wild, on social media or such, I hope you will extend your appreciation for what they have accomplished.

ANNOUNCEMENT TWO

What Pumpkin and Homestuck are partnering with Viz Media to work on a lot of cool stuff together in the future. This will include projects based on both the Homestuck and Hiveswap worlds. The possibilities are wide open, but here are a couple examples of things we know we're going to work on already...

Viz will begin releasing the Homestuck books again, starting next year. These will be nice new hardcover editions, and the plan is to just keep turning out volumes until the entire story is in print. Each volume will be full of my Secret Notes just like the previous ones were. Viz will also be involved in the release of the mysterious epilogue project I alluded to a while ago. Details on format, release date, etc, will remain undisclosed until further notice, but you can expect more information about that to surface next year too. I wanted to do something a little unusual for it, something existing outside the confines of the web story. Working with Viz struck me as good opportunity for this.

Aside from that, anything can happen. Take a look at the sorts of things Viz has already published or produced. These are all examples of things on the table for future consideration for either Homestuck or Hiveswap. I've got plenty of ideas, and so do they. Maybe you do too??








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