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06/03/07 - "Start Jailbreak Adventure"
06/03/07 - "Attempt to pry open window."
06/03/07 - "Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm"
06/03/07 - "Grow two muscular arms with which the manhandle the key"
06/03/07 - "Look for keyhole"
06/04/07 - "Throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door"
06/04/07 - "Loudly tell that guy to pick up key and try it on the door."
06/04/07 - "Pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back"
06/04/07 - "Open door"
06/04/07 - "Do a dance"
06/04/07 - "Knock on door."
06/04/07 - "Ask dungeon master if there is one fucking way out of room"
06/04/07 - "Examine floor"
06/04/07 - "Say hello to the pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Search room thoroughly for pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Throw shoe at key"
06/04/07 - "Rub key on chest."
06/04/07 - "Go through door."
06/04/07 - "Use key on door."
06/04/07 - "Pretend broken ladder is broken train track"
06/04/07 - "Use ladder as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Talk to the guy in the jail cell"
06/04/07 - "Ignore all future input from betelgeuse"
06/04/07 - "Turn long ladder into stilts"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to the end of ladder and extend it to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Make clay from dirt and pee, use it to glue ladder into pole"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to ladder and extend to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Toss the contraption into the air to give it added lift"
06/04/07 - "Drill a hole in the floor."
06/04/07 - "Sing 'malaguena'"
06/04/07 - "hollow out pumpkin, wear as helmet in case ceiling collapses"
06/04/07 - "Keep singing until guy drills through floor"
06/04/07 - "Serenade the guy about how you want the key"
06/04/07 - "Spit pee at man out the window."
06/04/07 - "BARF!"
06/04/07 - "Check on knocked out guard"
06/04/07 - "Try waking him by peeing on him"
06/04/07 - "Leap over him in a desperate bid for freedom."
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Use guards pants to lasso keys through the opening in door"
06/04/07 - "Use guard as battering ram on door"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to guard's body"
06/04/07 - ">status"
06/04/07 - ">unpause"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the floor"
06/04/07 - "Poke head through hole and wave."
06/04/07 - "Wave legs in the air"
06/04/07 - "Proceed."
06/04/07 - "Daub pictures of naked ladies on the wall with blood."
06/04/07 - "Drill hole through door"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the wall right next to the door."
06/04/07 - "Continue to enjoy Hunk Rump"
06/04/07 - "Command Logorg to dance"
06/04/07 - "Use logorg as a battering ram to open the door"
06/04/07 - "Put your brain inside Logorg's head."
06/04/07 - "Wreck(Reek?) havoc"
06/04/07 - "Make a little love."
06/04/07 - "Sacrifice your soul to the heathen gods."
06/04/07 - "Rebuild logorg"
06/04/07 - "Get down tonight."
06/04/07 - "Get a bachelor's degree in robotics"
06/04/07 - "Examine that rope-like object"
06/04/07 - "With great prescience, move away from end of the intestine"
06/04/07 - "Make a robot out of that guy"
06/04/07 - "Cry."
06/04/07 - "Pause"
06/04/07 - "Unpause"
06/04/07 - "Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Clean the place up a bit."
06/04/07 - "Eat whatever is in the hole"
06/04/07 - "Dig deeper! Search for Prime Minister's gold hookers"
06/04/07 - "Ease head out of hole."
06/04/07 - "Carve holes for mouth and eyes"
06/04/07 - "Go to window to show off new helmet"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Ask man to throw intestine up to you"
06/04/07 - "Be the other guy."
06/04/07 - "Drill through door"
06/04/07 - "Place head on "X""
06/04/07 - "Open pumpkin and cuddle whatever is inside!"
06/04/07 - "Check that door to see if it is locked."
06/04/07 - "Build pumpkin-armour."
06/04/07 - "Return to the courtyard to show off new suit."
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Use intestine like scarf / Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin portions just cut out of the head-pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Play the get out of jail free card"
06/04/07 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO THROUGH THE DOOR!!"
06/04/07 - "Carve the pumpkin into a surprised face!"
06/04/07 - "Put it in the sad recess"
06/04/07 - "Drink as much as you can as fast as you can."
06/04/07 - "Plug up the hole with a pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Carve pumpkins to match faces on the wall and put them in"
06/04/07 - "Oh shit"
06/04/07 - "Bring the gun along in case you have to off yourself."
06/04/07 - "Jump out the window."
06/04/07 - "Try to climb up the rope thing."
06/04/07 - "Survey surroundings, possibly sneaking a bite of ambergris"
06/04/07 - "Use harpoon to get across to building and shoot down hole"
06/04/07 - "Pull lever and reel in the harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to the man."
06/04/07 - "ask harpooned man where rest of the few thousand pieces are"
06/04/07 - "Climb down ladder and randomly press buttons on panel"
06/04/07 - "Take off helmet and use it for flotation. Flip switch again"
06/04/07 - "POINT HUGEIFIER AT PUMPKINHEAD AND ACTIVATE"
06/04/07 - "Look around and thank guy for quick thinking with harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Load gun and fire at stump, while singing King Henry V"
06/04/07 - "Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest"
06/04/07 - "Continue"
06/04/07 - "turn around."
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into pumpkin invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into stomach invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Recite spell while spilling blood, invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "With your trusty Hunk's Junk magazine, forge a sword"
06/04/07 - "Strike the elf."
06/04/07 - "Offer the elf a baby in exchange for one wish."
06/04/07 - "Ask for a pony. Ask for second wish by promising twin babies"
06/04/07 - "Wish to get out of jail, then trample the elf with the pony."
06/04/07 - "Cut open the horse to sleep inside for the cold night"
06/04/07 - "Cast fireball at bungalow, so you stay extra warm tonight"
06/04/07 - "Dig up stump"
06/04/07 - "Go on a hunt for children to repay the elf for his kindness."
06/04/07 - "Give bus of children to elves so you can go inside"
06/04/07 - "Tie kids together with the horse and use as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Throw two kids in the chimney. Maybe it'll smoke out elves"
06/04/07 - "Continue your downward spiral of mental instability"
06/04/07 - "invite the horse, children and madman in for tea party"
06/04/07 - "Enact Total War: set house on fire and flee east to Moscow"
06/04/07 - "Use magical prowess to summon Moscovite elves."
06/04/07 - "Use runes to commune with pony and feed it a majyyk'd carrot"
06/04/07 - "bite off your own leg and use it to play fetch with the pony"
06/04/07 - "First, be the pony. Second, trample the children and the man"
06/04/07 - "With elf powers, order the pony to trample children and man"







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Gigapause: Commence.



Posted on 13 April 2014 by Andrew

Happy 4/13, a.k.a. 5 years of Homestuck being a thing! Since I know how much you like things, to celebrate I thought I would show you another thing that's been in the works for a while.



It's a new webcomic based on Homestuck, called Paradox Space! Have a look. That is all I will say about it here. But if you would like to know what the heck this ACTUALLY IS, here is a permalink to the news post where I talk about such matters.

Posted on 3 Mar 2014 by Andrew

2014 What Pumpkin Convention Schedule ... over there! ->

The What Pumpkin crew will be quite active on the con circuit this year. 11 cons by my count (for now). Take a look at the schedule, and make your plans accordingly!

What Pumpkin will be setting up a booth in all these cons where you can buy stuff and meet some friendly WP folk. I personally will only be attending two or three of these. I'm not sure which ones yet. I don't think I can lock myself into anything definite yet, since all that traveling is incredibly time consuming and tends to derail work. That's sort of what happened last year. I traveled way too much, and it really messed me up! So work schedule permitting, I'll probably pick a couple of these later and make some "surprise appearances". That way, if you happen to see me at a convention, you can be 100% certain that our encounter will be a result of PURE DESTINY.

Posted on 24 Jan 2014 by Andrew

introdoucing, 20104............ the NEWD YEAR

Gigapause status: STILL GIGAPAUSED.

It's almost over, right? Um, no, sorry. I still have no time estimate, or specific date I am shooting for. 4/13 would be the COOLEST date to shoot for, right? I doubt that's realistic though. Because in spite of my most religious wishes every single day, magic keeps on being fake. THANKS, "god".

What is the status, then? The status is this. Since pausing, basically all I have been doing is writing. No drawing or animation yet. Writing, writing, writing. Writing for Homestuck, and writing for the adventure game. More time has been allocated to the latter. The game is a big, big project. Let's not kid ourselves here. It's like this whole new major story and everything, fueled by millions of dollars. That's a very different situation from Homestuck, which is usually fueled by approximately zero dollars.

Homestuck probably needs another month of writing before I can start making panels. Not even to speak of Flash work. And of course, game development looms over everything as well. This feels totally different from the usual routine of write-draw-post, write-draw-post, write-draw-post, ad infinitum. Writing everything out beforehand is peculiar. And by peculiar I mean "totally conventional", in most other creative contexts. Let's see how that approach pans out. (You go out on a limb and guess it will result in the same silly bullshit as always.)

WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?

Kickstarter - Speaking of the game, I sent out a backer update just before the newd year. The same update just went out to paypal backers too (it took a while to set up a system for that). If you backed the project but didn't notice an update, you might want to check your email. If you didn't back it, sorry these updates are <shhhh>secret</shhhh>. I mean, not really. The info gets "leaked" everywhere, if you know where to look. The point is, *I'M* technically not supposed to be the one tell you. Get it? Oh. You don't? Me neither.

One question I feel like I should answer out in the open even though I kinda thought it was obvious (there is no such thing as obvious) since I see it come up so much: yes, you will be able to purchase the game, even if you did not back the Kickstarter!

Contest - In the near future, I'm going to be putting out some neat things through We Love Fine. WLF is a cool company that makes a lot of nice stuff, that you will find particularly interesting if you are into "the fandoms". Do you like fandoms? When I was a kid we didn't even have those. All we had were shitty Atari games, and spankings.

But before they formally launch any Homestuck stuff, they're running a fun shirt design contest. There are sweet cash prizes. Hey, only participate if you think is sounds fun though. Most people won't win, because that's what a contest is, according to the way that common word is classically defined. I ain't out to waste anyone's time! I do hope plenty of people submit designs though. There's some nutty stuff rolling in. People will laugh at me if I pick the naked Gamzee shirt. DON'T MAKE ME PICK THE NAKED GAMZEE SHIRT!

Another Secret Project - Remember a while ago, I mysteriously mumbled something about a secret project? And then it came along, and it turned out to be Namco High? This is like that again. Except it's not a dating sim. Or a game, or anything like that. Also, it doesn't involve video game characters you've never heard of. It is a much more Homestuck-focused thing. That's all I'm gonna say! Ok, I lied, I will say one more thing: it's going to be really cool, and you will wonder where it has been all your life.

Vinyl Figures - These are up in the store now! For actual sale. Hehe... look at em!



Posted on 20 Dec 2013 by Andrew



Posted on 11 Dec 2013 by Andrew

Behold, it is the festive dump of none other than Father Christmas himself! *Puts on Santa suit, dives head-first onto Slip N Slide full of eggnog.*

But then I stagger to my feet, wring my beard into a glass, add a pinch of nutmeg, and apologize for ruining Christmas. These goods are now available for preorder.



Posted on 28 Nov 2013 by Andrew



This week I give you: THE MOTHERLOAD

Tune in next week for: THE FATHERDUMP

Posted on 13 Oct 2013 by Andrew

Homestuck book 3 and Problem Sleuth book 5 are here! The Homestuck book contains Act 3. The Problem Sleuth book is the final volume of the series.




(The cover of PS5 glows in the dark by the way.)

And now that the Problem Sleuth series is wrapped up, you can get the full set. Dedicating this much paper to three cartoon detectives trying to leave an office should be illegal. But it isn't, and we are exploiting that fact to our advantage here.










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