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06/03/07 - "Start Jailbreak Adventure"
06/03/07 - "Attempt to pry open window."
06/03/07 - "Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm"
06/03/07 - "Grow two muscular arms with which the manhandle the key"
06/03/07 - "Look for keyhole"
06/04/07 - "Throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door"
06/04/07 - "Loudly tell that guy to pick up key and try it on the door."
06/04/07 - "Pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back"
06/04/07 - "Open door"
06/04/07 - "Do a dance"
06/04/07 - "Knock on door."
06/04/07 - "Ask dungeon master if there is one fucking way out of room"
06/04/07 - "Examine floor"
06/04/07 - "Say hello to the pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Search room thoroughly for pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Throw shoe at key"
06/04/07 - "Rub key on chest."
06/04/07 - "Go through door."
06/04/07 - "Use key on door."
06/04/07 - "Pretend broken ladder is broken train track"
06/04/07 - "Use ladder as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Talk to the guy in the jail cell"
06/04/07 - "Ignore all future input from betelgeuse"
06/04/07 - "Turn long ladder into stilts"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to the end of ladder and extend it to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Make clay from dirt and pee, use it to glue ladder into pole"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to ladder and extend to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Toss the contraption into the air to give it added lift"
06/04/07 - "Drill a hole in the floor."
06/04/07 - "Sing 'malaguena'"
06/04/07 - "hollow out pumpkin, wear as helmet in case ceiling collapses"
06/04/07 - "Keep singing until guy drills through floor"
06/04/07 - "Serenade the guy about how you want the key"
06/04/07 - "Spit pee at man out the window."
06/04/07 - "BARF!"
06/04/07 - "Check on knocked out guard"
06/04/07 - "Try waking him by peeing on him"
06/04/07 - "Leap over him in a desperate bid for freedom."
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Use guards pants to lasso keys through the opening in door"
06/04/07 - "Use guard as battering ram on door"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to guard's body"
06/04/07 - ">status"
06/04/07 - ">unpause"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the floor"
06/04/07 - "Poke head through hole and wave."
06/04/07 - "Wave legs in the air"
06/04/07 - "Proceed."
06/04/07 - "Daub pictures of naked ladies on the wall with blood."
06/04/07 - "Drill hole through door"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the wall right next to the door."
06/04/07 - "Continue to enjoy Hunk Rump"
06/04/07 - "Command Logorg to dance"
06/04/07 - "Use logorg as a battering ram to open the door"
06/04/07 - "Put your brain inside Logorg's head."
06/04/07 - "Wreck(Reek?) havoc"
06/04/07 - "Make a little love."
06/04/07 - "Sacrifice your soul to the heathen gods."
06/04/07 - "Rebuild logorg"
06/04/07 - "Get down tonight."
06/04/07 - "Get a bachelor's degree in robotics"
06/04/07 - "Examine that rope-like object"
06/04/07 - "With great prescience, move away from end of the intestine"
06/04/07 - "Make a robot out of that guy"
06/04/07 - "Cry."
06/04/07 - "Pause"
06/04/07 - "Unpause"
06/04/07 - "Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Clean the place up a bit."
06/04/07 - "Eat whatever is in the hole"
06/04/07 - "Dig deeper! Search for Prime Minister's gold hookers"
06/04/07 - "Ease head out of hole."
06/04/07 - "Carve holes for mouth and eyes"
06/04/07 - "Go to window to show off new helmet"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Ask man to throw intestine up to you"
06/04/07 - "Be the other guy."
06/04/07 - "Drill through door"
06/04/07 - "Place head on "X""
06/04/07 - "Open pumpkin and cuddle whatever is inside!"
06/04/07 - "Check that door to see if it is locked."
06/04/07 - "Build pumpkin-armour."
06/04/07 - "Return to the courtyard to show off new suit."
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Use intestine like scarf / Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin portions just cut out of the head-pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Play the get out of jail free card"
06/04/07 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO THROUGH THE DOOR!!"
06/04/07 - "Carve the pumpkin into a surprised face!"
06/04/07 - "Put it in the sad recess"
06/04/07 - "Drink as much as you can as fast as you can."
06/04/07 - "Plug up the hole with a pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Carve pumpkins to match faces on the wall and put them in"
06/04/07 - "Oh shit"
06/04/07 - "Bring the gun along in case you have to off yourself."
06/04/07 - "Jump out the window."
06/04/07 - "Try to climb up the rope thing."
06/04/07 - "Survey surroundings, possibly sneaking a bite of ambergris"
06/04/07 - "Use harpoon to get across to building and shoot down hole"
06/04/07 - "Pull lever and reel in the harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to the man."
06/04/07 - "ask harpooned man where rest of the few thousand pieces are"
06/04/07 - "Climb down ladder and randomly press buttons on panel"
06/04/07 - "Take off helmet and use it for flotation. Flip switch again"
06/04/07 - "POINT HUGEIFIER AT PUMPKINHEAD AND ACTIVATE"
06/04/07 - "Look around and thank guy for quick thinking with harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Load gun and fire at stump, while singing King Henry V"
06/04/07 - "Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest"
06/04/07 - "Continue"
06/04/07 - "turn around."
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into pumpkin invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into stomach invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Recite spell while spilling blood, invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "With your trusty Hunk's Junk magazine, forge a sword"
06/04/07 - "Strike the elf."
06/04/07 - "Offer the elf a baby in exchange for one wish."
06/04/07 - "Ask for a pony. Ask for second wish by promising twin babies"
06/04/07 - "Wish to get out of jail, then trample the elf with the pony."
06/04/07 - "Cut open the horse to sleep inside for the cold night"
06/04/07 - "Cast fireball at bungalow, so you stay extra warm tonight"
06/04/07 - "Dig up stump"
06/04/07 - "Go on a hunt for children to repay the elf for his kindness."
06/04/07 - "Give bus of children to elves so you can go inside"
06/04/07 - "Tie kids together with the horse and use as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Throw two kids in the chimney. Maybe it'll smoke out elves"
06/04/07 - "Continue your downward spiral of mental instability"
06/04/07 - "invite the horse, children and madman in for tea party"
06/04/07 - "Enact Total War: set house on fire and flee east to Moscow"
06/04/07 - "Use magical prowess to summon Moscovite elves."
06/04/07 - "Use runes to commune with pony and feed it a majyyk'd carrot"
06/04/07 - "bite off your own leg and use it to play fetch with the pony"
06/04/07 - "First, be the pony. Second, trample the children and the man"
06/04/07 - "With elf powers, order the pony to trample children and man"







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Posted on 2 July 2015 by Andrew



Here is an announcement!

Starting now, We Love Fine will become the primary seller of Homestuck products. Almost everything from the What Pumpkin store will be gradually moved over to the We Love Fine store over the next few weeks. We're also working on a lot of cool new things, which will show up in the WLF store over the following months.

WLF is also running another shirt design contest this month. There were a whole lot of great entries last time, and many of them ended up getting printed. Maybe YOU have a cool idea for a shirt this time around?? I would like to see it!

In closing, I will say this. We Love Fine is a great company! I've worked with them for a couple years already. The people there are VERY enthusiastic about making great stuff for fandoms. Take a look around their site. There's a good chance you will see stuff for other properties you like as well. I'm looking forward to seeing what else they're going to make for Homestuck!

Posted on 2 June 2015 by Andrew
Posted on 22 April 2015 by Andrew

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As you can see, it is a pretty swift horse schedule, with a couple of horseless weeks mixed in there. You may recall my mnemonic device for remembering the previous M/W/F schedule of Monhay, Wedsneigh, and Frihorse. Now we can add two more to help you remember, Tuesnort, and Thursclop. I understand this comic can get confusing sometimes, so you are definitely going to need those to help guide you on the rest of this journey.

All pages for the above horses have already been drawn. I still have a batch of pages to draw to round out A6A6I5, but not as many as I have already done. I hope that you like it when characters in stories talk to one another, because there's an awful lot of that to come. Please stand by patiently and enthusiastically as my fake teens sit around bullshitting to the bitter end. Then a bunch of cool stuff will happen, and that will be that!








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