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06/12/07 - "Begin Bard Quest"
06/17/07 - "Introduce yourself!"
06/17/07 - "Shine his shoes."
06/17/07 - "Keep shining."
06/17/07 - "Sing a ballad about the king's beautiful queen"
06/17/07 - "Next"
06/17/07 - "Next"
06/17/07 - "Next"
06/18/07 - "Realize that you probably aren't qualified to slay a dragon"
06/18/07 - "Lute solo!"
06/18/07 - "I bet the king really likes it!"
06/18/07 - "Go to the blacksmith. To forge Bard Armor +5, of course."
06/18/07 - "Yeah, go to the smith first and get armor +5"
06/21/07 - "+5 Pulchritude"
06/21/07 - "Buy the armor"
06/21/07 - "+5 Extra Large Dragon Corpse Satchels"
06/21/07 - "What do you recommend?"
06/21/07 - "+5 issues of your finest gay porn magazines"
06/21/07 - "Go into the meat shop to buy 5 bratwurst"
06/21/07 - "Next"
06/22/07 - "Go to the Codsmith and buy an impressively large codpiece."
06/22/07 - "Go in"
06/22/07 - "Find something that strikes your fancy"
06/22/07 - "Offer to exchange your hat for the codpiece."
06/22/07 - "Grab the cod piece and run"
06/22/07 - "Get the hell out of here!"
06/22/07 - "Admire your prize"
06/22/07 - "don the cod piece"
06/22/07 - "Bask in your own glory"
06/22/07 - "Recruit the vagrants as your loyal followers of the codpiece"
06/27/07 - "Codpiece. Check. Servants. Check. Now slay a dragon."
06/27/07 - "Wait, what are your new servants wearing, exactly?"
06/27/07 - "Better get them pieces. Let's hit up Cod Palace"
06/27/07 - "Shop around as if nothing ever happened"
06/28/07 - "Use a little more discretion for god's (cod's) sake"
06/28/07 - "Make a run for it"
06/28/07 - "Go somewhere safe and celebrate"
06/28/07 - "Next"
06/28/07 - "Who cares about that, just go kill some dragons"
07/05/07 - "Take Flothers and Daunchy to dragon concentration camp"
07/05/07 - "Search for dragons in your immediate vicinity."
07/05/07 - "Find a dragon in the caverns of Harold."
07/05/07 - "next"
07/05/07 - "next"
07/05/07 - "Find a dragon in the swamp of mystery"
07/05/07 - "Proceed to the swamp of mystery."
07/05/07 - "Do a dance"







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Posted on 15 December 2016 by Andrew

If you'd like to help greenlight Hiveswap on Steam, make sure to go vote for it here.

And if by some chance voting for this game's right to be distributed in this manner isn't enough to satisfy your desire to become truly one with the Hiveswap brand, may I recommend you browse this enticing array of preemptively available merchandise. (Here too.) I'm going to be perfectly candid with you here. If you haven't achieved absolute Brand Loyalty to this game before it comes out, you will probably suck at it. You've been warned.

Posted on 22 October 2016 by Andrew

Just going to leave this here for now, and assume that the kids these days will know what to do with it.

Posted on 12 June 2016 by Andrew

The final Homestuck album Volume 10 has been released. More fantastic music by many familiar names who have contributed to the comic over the years. Thanks to all who came together to make this. It's a great way to cap off an impressive discography, now standing at 27 albums.








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