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06/12/07 - "Begin Bard Quest"
06/17/07 - "Introduce yourself!"
06/17/07 - "Shine his shoes."
06/17/07 - "Keep shining."
06/17/07 - "Sing a ballad about the king's beautiful queen"
06/17/07 - "Next"
06/17/07 - "Next"
06/17/07 - "Next"
06/18/07 - "Realize that you probably aren't qualified to slay a dragon"
06/18/07 - "Lute solo!"
06/18/07 - "I bet the king really likes it!"
06/18/07 - "Go to the blacksmith. To forge Bard Armor +5, of course."
06/18/07 - "Yeah, go to the smith first and get armor +5"
06/21/07 - "+5 Pulchritude"
06/21/07 - "Buy the armor"
06/21/07 - "+5 Extra Large Dragon Corpse Satchels"
06/21/07 - "What do you recommend?"
06/21/07 - "+5 issues of your finest gay porn magazines"
06/21/07 - "Go into the meat shop to buy 5 bratwurst"
06/21/07 - "Next"
06/22/07 - "Go to the Codsmith and buy an impressively large codpiece."
06/22/07 - "Go in"
06/22/07 - "Find something that strikes your fancy"
06/22/07 - "Offer to exchange your hat for the codpiece."
06/22/07 - "Grab the cod piece and run"
06/22/07 - "Get the hell out of here!"
06/22/07 - "Admire your prize"
06/22/07 - "don the cod piece"
06/22/07 - "Bask in your own glory"
06/22/07 - "Recruit the vagrants as your loyal followers of the codpiece"
06/27/07 - "Codpiece. Check. Servants. Check. Now slay a dragon."
06/27/07 - "Wait, what are your new servants wearing, exactly?"
06/27/07 - "Better get them pieces. Let's hit up Cod Palace"
06/27/07 - "Shop around as if nothing ever happened"
06/28/07 - "Use a little more discretion for god's (cod's) sake"
06/28/07 - "Make a run for it"
06/28/07 - "Go somewhere safe and celebrate"
06/28/07 - "Next"
06/28/07 - "Who cares about that, just go kill some dragons"
07/05/07 - "Take Flothers and Daunchy to dragon concentration camp"
07/05/07 - "Search for dragons in your immediate vicinity."
07/05/07 - "Find a dragon in the caverns of Harold."
07/05/07 - "next"
07/05/07 - "next"
07/05/07 - "Find a dragon in the swamp of mystery"
07/05/07 - "Proceed to the swamp of mystery."
07/05/07 - "Do a dance"







RSS: Adventure Updates

Posted on 26 January 2017 by Andrew

Status of Hiveswap: the game is just about done. It could still use some more testing to be absolutely certain we are not releasing a buggy piece of shit! To that end it will be worth waiting another several weeks or so. Perhaps more intriguingly I should mention that I've been working with some people on another thing, which will need to be announced when it is ready. I think it would be best to coordinate the announcement of the thing in question with the release of the game. So I'm not sure which will be done first, the thing or the testing, but neither will be unveiled until both are good and ready. Thank you as always for your legendary patience.

P.S. here is an ongoing reminder that you can still get cool Hiveswap stuff in advance of playing it, to aid you in your tireless quest to achieve supreme brand loyalty. God speed.

Posted on 22 October 2016 by Andrew

Just going to leave this here for now, and assume that the kids these days will know what to do with it.

Posted on 12 June 2016 by Andrew

The final Homestuck album Volume 10 has been released. More fantastic music by many familiar names who have contributed to the comic over the years. Thanks to all who came together to make this. It's a great way to cap off an impressive discography, now standing at 27 albums.








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