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03/10/08 - "Problem Sleuth"
03/10/08 - "Quickly retrieve arms from safe."
03/10/08 - "Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Break through glass with fist to unlock door."
03/10/08 - "Thud."
03/10/08 - "Take the piece of paper."
03/10/08 - "Manhandle the door knob, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Call the royal locksmith!"
03/10/08 - "Check pockets and desk drawers for phone parts"
03/10/08 - "Get key"
03/10/08 - "Next"
03/10/08 - "Store candy corn in safe"
03/11/08 - "Check the other side of the paper."
03/11/08 - "Next."
03/11/08 - "Open safe."
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Look under the fake wood paneling of the desk."
03/11/08 - "Get ye flask."
03/11/08 - "Drink the whisky and remember the good ol' days."
03/11/08 - "Exchange gun for whisky, then drink."
03/11/08 - "OW."
03/11/08 - "Use the key on the door and open it."
03/11/08 - "Check what is taped to the bottom of the phone"
03/11/08 - "Never mind, what's under the phone?"
03/11/08 - "Take card."
03/11/08 - "Walk out of the room through the now unlocked door."
03/11/08 - "Look through the newly made hole in the door."
03/11/08 - "Take the bust's sunglasses."
03/11/08 - "Take a closer look at the mysterious clown picture."
03/12/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/12/08 - "Throw a cinderblock at the door."
03/12/08 - "Next"
03/12/08 - "Peer out the window to see what floor you're on."
03/12/08 - "Take a look outside."
03/12/08 - "Ask the movers with the moving van to remove Starsky statue."
03/12/08 - "Throw cinderblock at window, thereby discovering it is fake."
03/12/08 - "Look."
03/12/08 - "Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
03/12/08 - "What's that?"
03/12/08 - "Turn around."
03/13/08 - "Read the note under the coffee."
03/13/08 - "Using the chair, cinderblocks, and paneling, make a fort."
03/13/08 - "Use your imagination to play make-believe."
03/13/08 - "Fantasize."
03/13/08 - "RING-RING."
03/13/08 - "Check it out."
03/14/08 - "Answer the phone in a very hard-boiled way."
03/14/08 - "Throw the devil phone out the window."
03/14/08 - "Go look."
03/14/08 - "Crack open window."
03/14/08 - "Next."
03/14/08 - "Put window down."
03/15/08 - "Place false window in inventory."
03/15/08 - "Use numbers from sheet of paper to open the safe."
03/15/08 - "Enter the combination."
03/15/08 - "Crumple it up and throw it away."
03/15/08 - "Shoot safe."
03/15/08 - "Get cinderblock and phone receiver out of false window."
03/15/08 - "Unplug the window to conserve electricity."
03/15/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/15/08 - "Push the curtain rod through one of the clown's eye holes."
03/15/08 - "Get a look at the unobstructed view."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/16/08 - "Shout insults at Ace Dick through the clown painting."
03/16/08 - "Plug the damn window back in."
03/16/08 - "Drop kick the door."
03/16/08 - "Examine aftermath of shitstorm."
03/16/08 - "Throw cinderblock at the door."
03/16/08 - "KLUNK."
03/16/08 - "Check out what's on the false safe."
03/16/08 - "Take the note."
03/16/08 - "Investigate coffee machine-looking object in the corner."
03/16/08 - "Pick it up."
03/16/08 - "Use hat as a key net, then throw coffee maker."
03/16/08 - "Catch the key."
03/17/08 - "Pull hat back in."
03/17/08 - "Play back message on the reel to reel."
03/17/08 - "Swap the safe key with the candy corn."
03/17/08 - "Pee through the clown eyes into ace dick's office."
03/17/08 - "Use the key on the safe."
03/17/08 - "Wrap yourself in recording tape like a mummy."
03/17/08 - "Barge into the room with wild abandon."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the floor."
03/18/08 - "Play a haunting tuba refrain."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the wall."
03/18/08 - "Put card in your inventory."
03/18/08 - "Get in dummy elevator."
03/18/08 - "Go down."
03/19/08 - "Peep through the slit."
03/19/08 - "Listen."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Feed your "BUSTS-R-US" card through slot."
03/19/08 - "But pee on the card beforehand."
03/19/08 - "CUT SCENE"
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "END CUT SCENE."
03/20/08 - "Take swig from FLASK OF WHISKEY."
03/20/08 - "Clean horns."
03/20/08 - "Back to the ol' fort!"
03/20/08 - "Hurry!"
03/20/08 - "Drift into realm of make-believe."
03/20/08 - "Next."
03/21/08 - "Answer the imaginary phone."
03/21/08 - "Eat steak dinners with hands."
03/21/08 - "Gorge yourself on imaginary candy corn."
03/21/08 - "Try to take imaginary gun back into real world."
03/21/08 - "Stride confidently through office door."
03/21/08 - "Go harass Ace Dick."
03/21/08 - "Leave room."
03/21/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Enter the P.I. room."
03/22/08 - "Follow the EXIT sign."
03/22/08 - "Look up at your office window."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/24/08 - "Chug coffee with no regard for temperature."
03/24/08 - "Get candy corn."
03/24/08 - "Go check it out."
03/25/08 - "Flip window upside-down and shake to retrieve phone."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/25/08 - "Make lasso out of tape and pull phone back in."
03/25/08 - "Cut to the chase and use cinderblock."
03/25/08 - "Throw out window."
03/25/08 - "Examine the mural for hidden clues."
03/25/08 - "Look through them."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/26/08 - "Poke curtain rod at note."
03/26/08 - "Look through elf holes."
03/26/08 - "Next."
03/26/08 - "Take a look."
03/28/08 - "REJOICE!"
03/28/08 - "Next."
03/28/08 - "Try to get the Hutch bust's attention."
03/30/08 - "Climb down the tape to retrieve your things."
03/30/08 - "Activate the reel-to-reel."
03/30/08 - "Give Ace piece of glass to cut rope."
03/30/08 - "Slip glass through slot."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Check behind paper stuck to door for combo."
03/30/08 - "Throw Hutch bust at it."
03/30/08 - "Throw."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Reach through window and move scaffolding out of the way"
04/01/08 - "Ok, forget it then."
04/01/08 - "AD: Pick up tommy gun."
04/01/08 - "AD: Get the phone pieces sitting around."
04/01/08 - "AD: Slip PS his phone parts."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Look inside Huggy Bear statue for riches."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "PS: Climb halfway out window, then unplug window."
04/01/08 - "No wait, don't do that."
04/02/08 - "PS: Check behind clown poster."
04/02/08 - "AD: Pounce on keys before they disappear."
04/02/08 - "Ok, cool."
04/02/08 - "PS: Go into dumbwaiter so you can receive an item."
04/02/08 - "AD: Examine notes."
04/02/08 - "AD: Use it to open safe."
04/02/08 - "AD: Go look through pig painting to see what PS is up to."
04/02/08 - "Unplug window."
04/02/08 - "Look through holes."
04/02/08 - "AUGH."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw Snoop Dogg through big window portal."
04/04/08 - "Throw."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine the cruet next to the Snoop Dogg bust."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine rope."
04/04/08 - "AD: Use tommygun on safe keyholes."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw hammer through window."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/05/08 - "AD: Get candy corn in preparation of your own vampire act."
04/05/08 - "PS: Look through clown picture at Ace."
04/05/08 - "AD: Candy corn vampire."
04/05/08 - "Next."
04/05/08 - "AD: Build fort."
04/05/08 - "AD: See what you have stashed in the safe."
04/06/08 - "AD: Throw fort out window."
04/06/08 - "AD: Use bust stand as a step to access the safe."
04/06/08 - "Go in."
04/06/08 - "Go up dumbwaiter."
04/06/08 - "Next."
04/06/08 - "PS: Get phone parts and hook them up to your phone."
04/07/08 - "AD: Exit dumbwaiter."
04/07/08 - "Open door lock with tommygun."
04/07/08 - "Pick up keys."
04/07/08 - "AD: Use rope to escape office through window."
04/07/08 - "Go down stairs."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Look in window."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/08/08 - "PS: Alert Pickle Inspector to turn on his window."
04/08/08 - "PS: Drink whiskey and go into fort."
04/08/08 - "AD: Address this beast situation."
04/08/08 - "AD: Appease the beast by doing the truffle shuffle."
04/08/08 - "AD: No, wait, never mind."
04/08/08 - "AD: Use your KEYS to kill the beast."
04/08/08 - "AD: Get the fuck out of here!!!"
04/08/08 - "AD: Vomit up key."
04/08/08 - "AD: Take a healthy swig of whiskey to restore some vim."
04/08/08 - "AD: Go into fort."
04/08/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "AD: Pick up poorly drawn gun."
04/09/08 - "AD: Head over to PI's place for imaginary mixer."
04/09/08 - "AD: Knock furiously on the door."
04/09/08 - "Look inside."
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "Follow him."
04/09/08 - "PS: Send tape up with hammer and phone part."
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "... Next?"
04/10/08 - "PS: Get that dog-walking gentleman to help you out."
04/10/08 - "AD: Use half-dead body as a bait for that monster."
04/10/08 - "AD and PS: fire at will!"
04/10/08 - "AD: Get closer to the beast and fire."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/10/08 - "Check on imaginary battle."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/12/08 - "PS: Plug window back in, examine loot tied to tape."
04/12/08 - "PS: Put your phone back together."
04/12/08 - "PS: Call PI with newly assembled phone."
04/12/08 - "AD: Search through your vomit to find your key."
04/12/08 - "AD: Check if the key works on the lock in the safe room."
04/12/08 - "PS: Use hammer to pry boards off door in safe room."
04/14/08 - "AD and PS: Examine rooms."
04/14/08 - "Look around room."
04/14/08 - "Pick up hairpin."
04/14/08 - "Ok, sweet."
04/14/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a look out hole in door."
04/20/08 - "PI: Replace the cover on the elf picture, it bothers you."
04/20/08 - "PI: Eat Smarties to boost vim."
04/20/08 - "PI: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PI: Look at card."
04/20/08 - "AH: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PS, AD, and PI: DANCE!"
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a hearty swig from mysterious bottles."
04/22/08 - "AD: Load keys and use on target on ceiling."
04/22/08 - "Ok, fire Tommy gun at target."
04/22/08 - "CUT SCENE"
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Break the glass in the door, dislodging the trombone"
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Ask the elf for wishes."
04/23/08 - "PI: Leave."
04/23/08 - "PI: Search room for drinking implement!"
04/23/08 - "PI: Look for a container to siphon the liquid into."
04/23/08 - "PI: Siphon liquid."
04/23/08 - "PI: Take sip of HOT SAUCE."
04/23/08 - "PI: Add hairpin to inventory."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PS: Examine plaques beneath pictures."
04/24/08 - "PS: Play beethoven's 'moonlight sonata' on the piano."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PS: Go down the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "AD: Go up the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "AD: Drink brandy and forget you are on fire."
04/24/08 - "AD: MC Hammer slide out of the room."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PI: Add skylight to inventory."
04/24/08 - "PI: Drink some illicit moonshin and rush to your fort."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Retrieve CLARINET, TRUMPET, and TUBA from secret room."
04/26/08 - "PS: Use instruments on respective jazz legends."
04/26/08 - "PS: Throw the switch."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Tell dame on phone to call back; take slug of whiskey."
04/26/08 - "PS: Enter fort."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Exit office."
04/28/08 - "AD: Whisper to PI to rouse PS's curious suspicion."
04/28/08 - "PS: Charge down hall shouting profanities and being silly."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "PS: Ask PI to conjure more powerful guns."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
05/08/08 - "Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL."
05/08/08 - "PI: Shoot Ace Dick in the face."
05/08/08 - "All: Exit and begin candy-oriented assault!"
05/08/08 - "Next."
05/08/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "PI: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "AD: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
05/09/08 - "PS: Jump onto monster's legs."
05/09/08 - "PS: Use legs like power armor and stroll around city."
05/09/08 - "PI: Examine POLISHED HORN."
05/09/08 - "PI: Get imaginary candy corn."
05/09/08 - "PI: Conjure peanut brittle dumbwaiter."
05/12/08 - "AD: Take dog from man."
05/12/08 - "PS: Summon weasel king."
05/12/08 - "PI, AD: Go up dumbwaiter, into AD's window."
05/14/08 - "PS: Use monster legs to jump up to compatriots."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: One word--Belly of the Whale."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: truffle shuffle level 2!!"
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "PS: Investigate the window."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/15/08 - "PI: Imagine Jawbreaker Cannon."
05/15/08 - "PI: Fire!"
05/15/08 - "PS: Use legs to imitate creature's mating dance."
05/15/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "BEAST: Put on hat."
05/16/08 - "PI: Take horn."
05/16/08 - "PI: Hurry upstairs!"
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "PI: Forget the degenerate gamblers and save the drowning elf"
05/17/08 - "PI: Stick hairpin in outlet"
05/17/08 - "PS: Go retrieve UNPLEASANT NOTE from dumbwaiter room."
05/17/08 - "PS: Go look through mural holes."
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "PI: Dammit, this is no time for shenanigans! Stop the water!"
05/17/08 - "PI: Join the elves."
05/19/08 - "PI: Look underneath table."
05/19/08 - "PI: Threaten elves with hairpin to make them cry."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PI: Collect elf tears."
05/19/08 - "PI: Plug skylight into power outlet."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PS: Dial STAR-HEART-HORSESHOE on phone."
05/19/08 - "PS: Take paper."
05/19/08 - "PI: Go up chimney."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PI: Ride bust like a mechanical bull."
05/20/08 - "PI: Remove oboe blocking doors at bottom of stairs."
05/20/08 - "PI: Move the bust onto the X."
05/20/08 - "PI: Go through double doors."
05/20/08 - "AD: Collect deceased Pickle Inspector's items."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window, on to roof. Pick up hairpin."
05/20/08 - "AD: Pass rope through skylight."
05/20/08 - "PS: Go to piano; play Moonlight Sonata."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD, PS: Swap handgun and tommygun through slots."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PI: Tie rope around bust and oboe, strung through pulleys."
05/20/08 - "AD: Make candy corn liquor."
05/20/08 - "PS: Fire tommy gun at target above piano."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD: Check progess of candy corn fermentation."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window and duck for cover."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD: Ride still like a mechanical bull."
05/20/08 - "No, just stay put and see what happens."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "CRACK."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop handgun through skylight."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop your own skull through skylight."
05/21/08 - "AD: Check on the candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "PS: See if your office is ok after explosion."
05/21/08 - "PS: Go upstairs."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go down chimney again, get more tears, and handgun."
05/21/08 - "PI: Give some tears to PS."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go get candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "AD: Step outside office."
06/04/08 - "AD: Leave the building!"
06/04/08 - "AD: Displace Trombone."
06/04/08 - "PS: Sweet-talk your way in through doors."
06/04/08 - "PS, PI: Go in."
06/05/08 - "PS: Carve surprised face in pumpkin and put it in sad recess"
06/05/08 - "No, wait, that's stupid."
06/05/08 - "PI: Retrieve skull from elf hideout."
06/05/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
06/05/08 - "PS: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/06/08 - "PI: Insert skull in groove."
06/06/08 - "AD: Go grab Pickle Inspector's skull."
06/06/08 - "AD: Use Trombone to breath underwater!"
06/06/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
06/06/08 - "Next."
06/06/08 - "PS: [ALLEGIANCE MENU]"
06/07/08 - "PS: Press all the shoulder buttons and start + select."
06/07/08 - "PS: Align thyself with the elves."
06/08/08 - "PS: Use MOLLIFY to calm down the emissary."
06/08/08 - "PI: Ogle the Emissary disconcertingly to calm him down."
06/08/08 - "AD: Go through door's window and throw the switch."
06/08/08 - "PS: Ok, fine, align thyself with the weasels."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/08/08 - "PS: Appoint PI as chosen savior of the weasels."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "AD: Examine the map on the wall."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check out monitors."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check behind the door."
06/11/08 - "AD: Open hatch in floor."
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "PI: Tower over weasels in brazen display of HEIGHT attribute"
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "PS: Go down and see what the elves are up to."
06/13/08 - "PS: Change allegiance to calm elves."
06/13/08 - "PI: Look around."
06/13/08 - "PI: Check it out."
06/13/08 - "PS: Accept mission."
06/13/08 - "Next."
06/13/08 - "PS: Enter hatch."
06/15/08 - "PI: Eat eggs."
06/15/08 - "PI: Give weasels elf eggs."
06/15/08 - "PS: Fall in a more hardboiled manner."
06/15/08 - "AD: Go down to skylight and get game code."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "PS: Quit falling and land already!"
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "PS: Politely ask the pair of hands for the pie."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "PS: Abscond with the pie."
06/16/08 - "AD: Go through window."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "AD: Open control panel."
06/16/08 - "PI: Politely accept reward for your heroics."
06/16/08 - "PI: Enter spiderhole."
06/18/08 - "PS: drop one (1) CANDY CORN to distract your pursuers."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "PI: Fall in a sillier manner."
06/18/08 - "PS: Open wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "PS: Enter wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/19/08 - "HD: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl teddy bear at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl pillow at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Check drawer for strapping fellas."
06/19/08 - "HD: Search room for business card of hard boiled detective."
06/19/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Scream into pillow to lower hysteria meter."
06/21/08 - "HD: Search room for missing phone parts."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Enter code from sheet into code machine."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Call the strapping sleuth fella one more time."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Push button."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/22/08 - "HD: Grab the knife and let out terrifying battle cry."
06/22/08 - "Next."
06/22/08 - "PI: Ogle the cabinet open."
06/22/08 - "PI: Open Cabinet"
06/22/08 - "AD: Put self on top of column and push button."
06/22/08 - "AD: Wait, no. Better idea..."
06/22/08 - "AD: Prop window above column and push button."
06/23/08 - "AD: turn off the window."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "AD: Strap on parachute, enter the acherontic hole."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "HD: Sssssstab. Ssstab. Stab. Stab stab stab."
06/23/08 - "HD: Look closer."
06/23/08 - "HD: Open music box."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PS: Attempt to move weasel bust."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PI: Enter cabinet portal."
06/29/08 - "PI: Blindly take large amounts of pills."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "AD: Deploy parachute."
07/02/08 - "AD: Establish superiority by punching nearest hog in snout."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/02/08 - "NB: Retrieve the lipstick from the bed. Ominously."
07/02/08 - "NB: Examine gazebo-ish model."
07/02/08 - "NB: Close medicine cabinet."
07/02/08 - "PS: Enter door."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "PS: Check Score."
07/05/08 - "NB: Apply make up."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "AD: Accept righteous mission."
07/05/08 - "AD: Politely ask weasel to calm the fuck down."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go get pig poster from Ace Dick's office."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go back up."
07/07/08 - "NB: Examine mural in order to calm nerves."
07/07/08 - "NB: Search room to make sure it contains no Fancy Santas."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "NB: Pick up card next to phone."
07/07/08 - "NB: Call the fella."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Return melons to pigs in manly fashion."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Open buffet cabinet."
07/07/08 - "PS: Decipher code using enigma machine."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Oh yeah, go through window."
07/07/08 - "AD: Quick, hop into storefront before beast disappears."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "AD: Ignore the portal. There's victuals to be had."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Small AD: Look for exit from giant dame's apartment."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "PS: Push buttons on the machine randomly!"
07/12/08 - "PS: Grab parachute and jump through upside-down window."
07/13/08 - "PI: Go through weasel bust. Flip bird to elf bust on the way"
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/13/08 - "PS: Make a pit stop at the sleazy brothel in the sky."
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PI: Functions -> Ogle -> Paper -> Table"
07/21/08 - "PI: Use TALLNESS powers to press face in highest indentation"
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "HD: Take the lipstick."
07/21/08 - "HD: Wield the lipstick in calm, casual manner."
07/21/08 - "AD: Examine wig."
07/21/08 - "AD: Take wig."
07/21/08 - "PI: Build fort from couch cushions."
07/21/08 - "PI: Drink candy corn liquor."
07/21/08 - "PI: Enter fort."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PS: Land already!"
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "AD: Look out window."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Become overwhelmed by possibilities."
07/24/08 - "PI: Combat Operandi -> Lv. 8 Pickle Replicsimile."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Rip up buildings and throw at beast."
07/24/08 - "HD: While flipping out, CHAINSAW the lockbox."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Let the beast swallow you and fight him from the inside."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Ascend to Godhood!"
07/24/08 - "PI: Take the form of an even more loathsome beast."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "MPI: Succumb to unfathomable bratwurst."
07/25/08 - "PS: Refuse His Majesty and flip him the bird."
07/25/08 - "PS: Accept new armor and weapon."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "PS: [OPEN ALLEGIANCE MESH]"
07/28/08 - "PS: ctrl alt del"
07/28/08 - "PI: Conjure candy mecha."
07/28/08 - "AD: Read business card."
07/28/08 - "AD: Call number."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "AD: Walk through pig room."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: Charge and fiyer your lazer."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "NB: Use key."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
07/30/08 - "AD: Inspect ferruginous horn."
07/30/08 - "AD: Activate punch card machine."
07/30/08 - "AD: Insert punch card into big computer."
07/30/08 - "AD: Read printout."
07/30/08 - "HD: Chainsaw your way out of your room."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "MK: Go through clown door."
08/13/08 - "PS: AGH TOO DIFFICULT, go online and search for walkthrough"
08/13/08 - "Next."
08/13/08 - "PS: Open one of the walkthroughs."
08/13/08 - "PS: Scroll down a ways."
08/13/08 - "PS: Search for 'diplomacy'."
08/13/08 - "PS: Keep searching..."
08/13/08 - "PS: Print cheat code."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go downstairs and check out swimming pool."
08/14/08 - "AD: Toss ferruginous horn into pool."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "Other AD: Go down to street and grab horn."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go back up, then go down to office for other horns."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go to hot sauce still."
08/14/08 - "AD: Make 5 alarm hot sauce."
08/14/08 - "HD: Go through mirror to look for NB."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "AD: Activate jacuzzi setting on pool."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "NB: Investigate the portal nervously."
08/16/08 - "MK: Retrieve arms from dollhouse."
08/16/08 - "MK: grab brass knuckles."
08/16/08 - "PI: Get cheat code from printer."
08/16/08 - "PI: Go to control room."
08/16/08 - "Imaginary PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "PI: Solve the sudoku."
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "This is getting kind of confusing."
08/16/08 - "Ok, got it. PI: Enter code."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PS: View terms of treaty with Adobe TreatyViewer®."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 248-263."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 214-226."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 264-312."
08/18/08 - "PS: Ok, looks good. Present to His Highness."
08/18/08 - "PS: Reap spoils of diplomatic triumph."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "AD: Take skull to skull slot."
08/18/08 - "PS: Add skulls to inventory."
08/18/08 - "MK: Make a crude pass at NB."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "Li'l AD: run into MK's dollhouse."
08/18/08 - "PI: Go through clown bust door."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PI: Check it out."
08/18/08 - "PS: Take skulls to slot."
08/19/08 - "PI: Open what appear to be cruiseship portholes."
08/19/08 - "MK: Wield brass knuckles."
08/19/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> RUNNING NUMBERS"
08/19/08 - "MK: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "Candy Mecha: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "AD: Join battle through pool portal."
08/19/08 - "PS: Go through double doors."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "PS: Throw dead thugs through doors for dramatic entrance."
08/21/08 - "PS: Swap hats with one of the thugs and sneak by undetected."
08/21/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/21/08 - "PS: LV. 2 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "AD: Pick up windows and go up."
08/21/08 - "AD: Feed MK some chocolates."
08/21/08 - "Quick, PI: Fire!"
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "AD: Smack MK with two-by-four."
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HIT THE MATTRESSES"
08/23/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEND IN THE CLOWNS"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "PI: Get the hell out of dodge."
08/23/08 - "AD: Point machine gun through the skylight."
08/23/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> FAIR SHAKE"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "PS: Next time be sure to throw some corpses in ahead of you."
08/26/08 - "AD: Join other AD at double doors."
08/26/08 - "PS: Hire the HIRED MUSCLE onto your side."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "ADs: Bust through doors."
08/26/08 - "AD: Headbutt and impale Mobster Kingpin."
08/26/08 - "AD: Chuck another grenade already."
08/26/08 - "PI: Ogle switch until it implodes with distraughtness."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "AD: Now, headbutt and impale!"
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mecha: Walk through portal."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mechas: Leave."
08/28/08 - "PI: Flee up spiral staircase and ogle whatever awaits you."
08/28/08 - "PS: Diplomatically, ask Muscle to become permanent teammate."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Mount motorcycles!"
08/28/08 - "PS: This time throw chunks of beast in ahead of you."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Dual motorcycle attack!"
08/30/08 - "Candy Mechas: Don't show protips."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> BRASS TACKS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Morthol: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> GNOSTIC TAINT"
08/30/08 - "Boneguard Mount: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "HD: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "PS: LV. 5 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: IMPROMPTU CAUCUS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "PS: Time to bring out the noise! SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/31/08 - "AD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
08/31/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "OSTENTATION DRIVE! DOUBLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE TROUBLE"
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "PI: Drop window through other window."
09/01/08 - "AD: Throw TEACUP at DEATH."
09/01/08 - "PI: Put HONEYBEE PROFESSOR through the window first."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Death: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TWO LUMPS"
09/03/08 - "AD&PI: Challenge Death to win back your lives."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PI: Ask Death where Honeybee Professor is."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PS: Collect loot and go up."
09/03/08 - "MURDER FLUX! NERVOUS BREAKDOWN"
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PS: Ascend to the hopefully final level."
09/05/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crustacean."
09/05/08 - "PS: For the love of GPI, SEPULCHRITUDE!"
09/05/08 - "ZM: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PROFANE ADULTERATION"
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SUMMON HENRY CLAY"
09/05/08 - "HC: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PACIFY"
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "PS: Advance further into level."
09/07/08 - "AD: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 2 TORSO FLAIL"
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: FONDLE"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "AD: Go by Fluthlu, granting him wide berth whilst doing so."
09/07/08 - "PS: Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: LV. 77 DISQUIETING LEER"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Cultural Rainbow: COMBAT OPERANDI -> MOB RULE"
09/07/08 - "Bespectacled Wench: COMMUNITY OUTREACH"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Zombie AD: Advance."
09/07/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
09/08/08 - "PS: LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: CEASEFIRE"
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: Mobilize!"
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SELF SACCHARINE-FICE"
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "CHARM BREAK! KISS OF DEATH"
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "NB: Fall in a more nervous manner."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "HD: Frisk MK's body for valuables."
09/11/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> INSULIN SHOT"
09/13/08 - "MK: SUMMON WILFORD BRIMLEY"
09/13/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TYPE 2 DIABEAT-DOWN"
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "AD: Check on hot sauce still."
09/15/08 - "PARLIAMENT UPROAR! TRUSTY KNIVES"
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "PS: Target the plug. Don't forget your witty one-liner."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Oh get the hell off of there."
09/17/08 - "PS: Victory dance!"
09/18/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HOOCHED-UP BOOTLEGGER"
09/18/08 - "MK: Build fort out of desk."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "PS: Rebuild Bowen Stilson Dogg."
09/18/08 - "AD: Check aftermath of still explosion."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Open MK's door. Enter."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Enter safe room."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Go up."
09/18/08 - "AD: Drink sauce."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(?) to demonhood."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(!) to demonhood."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Get bust outta there--Ándele Ándele, Arriba, Arriba!"
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Wail on Wilson bust."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "CUT SCENE."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Open the trapdoor."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Go up to deck."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: "Climb" the steering wheel."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: Turn wheel, "capsizing" the boat upright."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "NB: Land already!"
09/22/08 - "[PAUSE]"
09/26/08 - "[UNPAUSE]"
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FINAL BOSS BATTLE."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "AS: Fashion a more fitting hat from your old hat."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FPI: Bring nervous broad to the Ace Deck."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LV. 49 ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "MK: Gather up all the ship portholes."
09/28/08 - "PI: Defeat death already."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "AD:Establish superiority by punching nearest Q*Bert in snout"
09/28/08 - "FPI: Go back to Ace Deck."
09/29/08 - "AS: Fire warning shots off the port bow."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "PS: Use tommykey on lock."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "PI+AD: Return to land of living."
09/29/08 - "MK: Dump portholes through jacuzzi."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "MK: Grab the cinder blocks."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "AS: Craft sea-worthy hats for your allies."
10/01/08 - "PI: Conjure candy armor."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Quick pose as a team again this shit seems pretty real."
10/01/08 - "DMK: AGGRESS"
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Candy Mecha: Join the battle already!"
10/02/08 - "AS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUDE!"
10/02/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "AS: Take charge as leader. Demand weapons."
10/02/08 - "AS: Give all the weapons to PI."
10/02/08 - "PI: Take weapons down to MK's office."
10/02/08 - "PI: Ask HD to take weapons instead."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "HD: Walk to nearest intersection."
10/03/08 - "PI:Become homoerotically interested in returning to your fan"
10/03/08 - "PI: Dump the fan through the jacuzzi."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "PI: Return to battle."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "AS: Retrieve Snoop Bust, for it is too important to be lost."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw weapons into the lights."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw tommy gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw machine gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "PI: Pick up captain's sextant."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "ZAD: Zombie truffle shuffle."
10/07/08 - "Candy Mecha: Fire into DMK's mouth(s)."
10/07/08 - "ZAD, FAD, and AD: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "DMK: THORNCODDLE"
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "HD: Hail a cab and follow the cheese truck."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "HD: Pursue on foot. Ask toll operator for directions."
10/09/08 - "NB: Get the hell out of the fan's way."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "NB: Ride the plug like a mechanical bull."
10/10/08 - "ZAD: Sample DMK's tentacle with a nice bottle of Merlot."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "NB: Plug fan into enormous outlet."
10/11/08 - "NB: Equip the corset."
10/11/08 - "NB: Add stripper container to inventory."
10/11/08 - "NB: Go through Eye Door."
10/11/08 - "HD: Pursue cheese truck to Gutterpipe Projects."
10/11/08 - "AH: Unmute Professor Bee, he's been silent long enough."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "HD: Climb ladder and look into pipe."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "NB: Enter far right room."
10/12/08 - "NB: Take off all your clothes and enter far left door."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "AH: Mute bee again."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "AS: AGGRESS"
10/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CINDER ABLOCKALYPSE"
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/15/08 - "DMK: LV. 10 THORNCODDLE: APESHIT BRAMBLEFUCK"
10/15/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Use stripper on mural."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Splash a little on wall."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "HD: Enter mousehole, given your small HEIGHT attribute."
10/16/08 - "NB: Strip rest of mural."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/17/08 - "HD: Go in."
10/19/08 - "HD: Climb ladder, equip corset."
10/19/08 - "AS: Use delegation skills to call four nations to your aid."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "PI: Make universe do a barrel roll."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/19/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings on corset."
10/19/08 - "NB: Ok, nothing to do out here. Go back in."
10/19/08 - "HD: Thank whores for complement."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "FPI: Conjure frosting to extinguish flames."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "DMK: DEMOTE"
10/21/08 - "PS: With hard boiled voice say you're just getting started."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on scale valve."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on upper valve."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Jump down on to valve lever."
10/22/08 - "NB: Go get plug and bring it through window."
10/22/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings again."
10/22/08 - "NB: Lift plug."
10/24/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "NB: Run plug through corset, into pipe, and out projector."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through right door."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through wide window."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go back in. Go through left door again."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/25/08 - "HD: Turn crank on aspect valve."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "PS: Put skylight through small window."
10/26/08 - "FPI: Conjure jaw breaker bomb."
10/26/08 - "PS: Lob into DMK's mouth."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down projector pipe."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down stairs through eye door."
10/27/08 - "NB: Examine middle switch."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB: Flip switch."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "Swain: Insert coins into coin slot."
10/27/08 - "NB: Go back and put on your corset."
10/27/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "PS: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Check progress on tecton hive."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Bees: Place impetus combs in tecton hive."
10/28/08 - "Fill Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Fiesta Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Zombie Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "HD: Equip paint roller."
10/29/08 - "HD: Go into middle private booth."
10/29/08 - "HD: Roll some paint on the mural."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "Highbrow: Go through driver's hatch."
10/29/08 - "NB: Get in passenger seat."
10/30/08 - "FPI: Conjure candy telescope for sniper rifle."
10/30/08 - "PI: Throw it away."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "COMB RAVE: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!"
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE?"
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PI: 'No scope' DMK's weak spot with sniper rifle."
10/31/08 - "Swap hats with DMK."
10/31/08 - "FAD: Throw crate at DMK."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PI: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "DMK: LV. 1000 RUNNING NUMBERS: ROLL FOR DEXTROSITY"
11/01/08 - "PS: Ask FPI to conjure a schema pumpkin."
11/01/08 - "PS: Wonder what happened to the four warriors."
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/02/08 - "PS: What Pumpkin?"
11/02/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> TOOTSIE ROLL FRANKENSTEIN!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> GUMMY WORM ZOMBIE!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "NB: Ask Highbrow to drive to Gutterpipe Projects."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Cover up the rest of the mural."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Yeah, paint over those too."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Pose as a team cause shit is more real than ever."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "DMK: LV. 20 THORNCODDLE: SNUGGLEBARB PRICKLEPOKE"
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crenellation."
11/08/08 - "PS: Summon Moe."
11/08/08 - "Next."
11/08/08 - "PS: Unsummon Moe."
11/08/08 - "RECAP!!! Please?"
11/10/08 - "HD: Go through window."
11/10/08 - "Swain: Go through window."
11/10/08 - "HD: To the Fromagere District!!"
11/10/08 - "NB: Loosen corset, load plug into cheese truck."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "HD: Drive back to Bouchere District."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "HD: Double back through the tolls."
11/10/08 - "NB: Bring plug through wide window."
11/11/08 - "AD: Begin playing Life."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "FAD: Ride MK's fort like a mechanical bull."
11/13/08 - "4 Heroes: Ascend to battle DMK."
11/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CLOWNSTORM"
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "ZAD: Clean the mess up."
11/15/08 - "PFPI: Cheat in game of Trouble."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Take money to racetrack, bet on ponies."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Punch woman in snout to establish superiority."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ARMISTYX"
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: AGGRESS."
11/18/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Beat the crap out of MK."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/20/08 - "PS: Keep aggressing."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Bust into still room like Kool-Aid Man."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Break down door using awesome latin strength."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "MK: Exit speakeasy."
11/21/08 - "GPI: Do something useful! Attack or something!"
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "PS: Aggress faster!"
11/22/08 - "Check on status of honey production."
11/22/08 - "PI: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "ZAD: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "NB: Get in ham truck and drive through underpass."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "NB: Feed plug through gutterpipe projector."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "MK: Exit legitimate establishment."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/24/08 - "AD: Advance in Life."
11/24/08 - "Heroes: Advance in Cathedral."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "PS: FINAL AGGRESSION!"
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Death: Mourn loss of scythe."
11/28/08 - "ZAD: Push PI toward anchor to hurry him along."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Manhandle one of the gentlemen."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "MK: Throw down your hat in disgust."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "HD: Tighten strings on bodice."
11/28/08 - "HD: Unplug projector and plug in fan"
11/28/08 - "NB: Bring plug through mousehole."
11/28/08 - "NB: Tighten corset like you've never tightened before!"
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "NB: Plug in fan."
11/28/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "MK: Enter theater."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Follow MK."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "FPI: Play a haunting tuba refrain to raise DMK's emotions."
11/30/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
11/30/08 - "FPI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter dollhouse."
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter studio door."
12/02/08 - "HD+NB: AGGRESS"
12/03/08 - "PFPI: Join battle."
12/03/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "HD+NB: DUAL AGGRESSION -> STRIPTEASE"
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "PS+ZAD+Death: Move anchor toward PI."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "Check on combs again."
12/05/08 - "MK+FAD: Take brawl into doll house pantry."
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Reach final level."
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/06/08 - "PI: COMB RAVE -> ANCHORS AWAY"
12/06/08 - "MK: Smash Suckle Amphora over FAD's head."
12/06/08 - "Next."
12/06/08 - "MK: Replace Amphora with a new receptacle."
12/06/08 - "DMK: COMB RAVE -> FILL 'EM WITH DAYLIGHT"
12/08/08 - "PI: Throw anchor overboard."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "MM: Flee into dollhouse and wear corset."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice, ascend to attic."
12/10/08 - "MM: AGGRESS"
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "DMK: Fill 'em with daylight already!"
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Comb report?"
12/12/08 - "Fill HD and NB's suckle receptacles."
12/12/08 - "MM: Aggress more vigorously."
12/12/08 - "HD: Return to dollhouse."
12/12/08 - "HD: COMB RAVE -> ROLLING THUNDER"
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "NB: CHAIN ATTACK"
12/13/08 - "NB: COMB RAVE -> HIGHLY FLAMMABLE CASE OF THE VAPORS"
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/15/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "NB: Finish her."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/17/08 - "AD: Enjoy Life."
12/17/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: DEUS EX SEWING MACHINA"
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: Sew universe back together."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Wield machine gun against MK."
12/19/08 - "MK: Don MM's corset."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Fire."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "HD: Get brush and palette."
12/20/08 - "HD: Paint keyholes on locks."
12/20/08 - "HD: Unlock door."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/21/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "NB: Retrieve sunglasses."
12/23/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/23/08 - "PS: Remove chronoscope from wheel."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
12/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Thug: Lower Pryglass to reveal a black ring around eye."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "AD+Sonhearst: Become vigilante superheroes out of grief."
12/25/08 - "FAD: Punch Death in snout to establish superiority."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PS: Give scope to PI."
12/26/08 - "PI: Attach scope to sniper rifle."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PI: Zoom in."
12/26/08 - "PI: Look around universe with scope."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GPI, SAVE THAT GLORIOUS BUST!"
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Heroes: Descend (ascend?) other side of cathedral."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "FMK: Tighten brassier making you small enough to exit door."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "PI: Aim at DMK."
12/31/08 - "PI: Fire!"
12/31/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "ZAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CHECK YO'SELF JONAH"
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/02/09 - "AD: Become Punisher Ace Dick."
01/02/09 - "AD+Bathearst: Fight crime."
01/02/09 - "AD: Spin Wheel of Life."
01/02/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Heroes: Enter Gutterpipe."
01/03/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress foppishly."
01/03/09 - "FMK: Tighten brassier."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Go hunting."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Ford river."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "PI: Keep up heavy shelling of DMK with that cannon!"
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Meanwhile, in the afterlife..."
01/07/09 - "AD: Lament Life."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "AD: Dig up stump."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Comb status."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "AD: Punch Death in snout to establish infuriation."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Fill PFPI's Suckle Receptacle."
01/16/09 - "PFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "FFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Collide."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "AD: Have tearful reunion with Bathearst."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PI: Snipe weak spot."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "Death: Appraise Bonehead's mortality."
01/20/09 - "Higgs Bonehead: Target weak spot with kamikaze attack."
01/20/09 - "PI: Give PS Chronoscope."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PS: Turn wheel."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PS: Throw your hat down in..."
01/20/09 - "PI: Go pick up huge barrel."
01/21/09 - "Heroes: Aggress DMMK."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "HD+NB+Whores: Aggress DMMK."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "PI: Check ripeness."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Meanwhile in the Speakeasy..."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Head to brothel."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Enter dollhouse."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress DMMK."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Highbrow: LV. 4 HOOPTECH -> DMMK KATAMARI BALL"
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Comb report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Fan report."
01/25/09 - "Pickle report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 90 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "PS: Right universe."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "DMMK: Ascend(Descend?) into the Game of Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Afterlife."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Hatless Man: Drink Ink of Squid Pro Quo."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Thugs: Prostrate thyselves before savior."
01/29/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings yet again."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/30/09 - "Death: Greet new visitors."
01/30/09 - "Death: Beg visitors to stay."
01/30/09 - "Next."
01/30/09 - "PS: Get ye ink flask."
01/31/09 - "Next."
01/31/09 - "Next."
01/31/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB+HD:Get sucked into event horizon in more elongated manner"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB: Put on sunglasses."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "DMK: LV. 99 CODDLETECH -> THORNSWOGGLE"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/05/09 - "Death and company: LV. 3 HIPPOTECH: THE HUNGER"
02/05/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Hippo Inspectors: Ascend to Godhead."
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "PIs: TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE AD INFINITUM"
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "HD+NB: Land already."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/10/09 - "Weasel King: Survey Kingdom."
02/10/09 - "Next."
02/12/09 - "Recap Part 2!"
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "PI: Tickle BRIER OF CRUELTY."
02/13/09 - "PI: TICKLETECH -> LV. 1 FEATHERMEDDLE"
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "PS: CATCH IT!!!"
02/14/09 - "PS: Slash brier."
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "FINAL COMB STATUS"
02/15/09 - "PS: Fill Suckle Receptacle."
02/15/09 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE"
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/19/09 - "PS: RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION"
02/19/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Death: Secure doors."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: LV. 99 BELLY OF THE WHALE: BLOWHOLE SWANSONG"
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: Close door."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Angels: Escape via Hawking radiation."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "DS: SERAPHIMIC DYNAMEIS -> CHERUBUM'S RUSH"
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Hatless man: Retrieve HAT."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "DS: Grant PS a boon."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "PS: Load weapon."
02/23/09 - "PS: LV. 98 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> POISON PEN LETTER"
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "PS: LV. 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> PAX PROBLISCUM"
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "DMK: LADDER TO HELL"
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: React to update."
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: Never mind. Continue."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Devil: Prod damned with FORK."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Navigate with sextant."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Plot a new course."
02/27/09 - "Next."
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Ride Mount Lardass like mechanical bull."
03/01/09 - "Next."
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Commune with arbitor."
03/01/09 - "PS: FINAL FLIP OUT"
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings to limit."
03/04/09 - "BHMK: Retrieve arms from crannies and fissures."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "PI: Fire at moon."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "PI: Steer universe."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
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04/02/09 - "MK: Exit afterlife."
04/02/09 - "Next."
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04/04/09 - "GPI: Fondly regard creation."
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04/07/09 - "Answer phone."
04/07/09 - "Hang up."
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Posted on 19 October 2014 by Andrew

Next update is 10/25.

Not that it's particularly relevant, but remember I'm not actually working on the next update in the meantime. I wrote all this stuff almost a year ago. Just spacing out the content while I get more stuff done. Feels odd to be pulling content off a dusty shelf like this instead of making it all on the fly at breakneck speed, with my keen finger GLUED to the PULSE of the fandom and "the cyber zeitgeist". So if you read a joke and go, pff, that was SO last year, that's why. But really, the joke is on you, because cracking wise about DeviantArt weeaboo culture I believe was en vogue in 2007, so in summary, eat it nerds. Actually it's amazing how DA still seems to be running about as strong as ever on that front. It will be our cultural touchstone for crude anime while we are all being lowered into our sad lonely graves.

Ok, I lost track of what I was actually talking about, so see you next week.


Meant to put this here sooner along with the updates, but still been tweaking some server stuff. Caliborn's self insert guy is a nod to some classic fan art from 4 years ago, which to my memory was the first speculative drawing of LE before he was introduced. (Actually I guess two people made it? Didn't know, but thanks to both of them for the inspiration.) Also definitely wanna point out I'm not making fun of that art, which I think is a good drawing. I do remember once upon a time thinking it was pretty funny to imagine LE as a cool anime guy though. So maybe that idea stuck with me all these years and led to the inspiration for this ridiculous arc? Who knows how inspiration really works. Anyway it's all in good fun, and I still sometimes try to do the "reader input influencing story outcomes" in little ways like this to keep that part of MSPA alive, even long after the fanbase got too big to do it directly through commands.

Posted on 16 October 2014 by Andrew

The Itinerary.

Or maybe, since Halloween is coming up, I should call it The Itinerscary. Especially because we may be in store for some spoooooky server crashes with these first few update dumps. Eep, I'm gettin the willies here!

One page today to test the waters (or uh, yesterday). When that's done and the coast is clear (it won't be), I'll post a bunch of pages on the 17th and 18th (oops, now the 18th and 19th). Then there will be nothing until 10/25. And then nothing until 11/1, at which point regular updates will begin again, according to an update schedule which I will share with you on that day. Then you will know which precise pattern of dates you will need to handcuff yourself to a computer and plug in your custom keyboard that only has a single giant F5 key.

It would seem against my better judgment, or really my ability to control in any way whatsoever, a fair amount of hype has been brewing for the return of Homestuck. People are jacked up. They are doing little dances in places they cannot be seen. They are writhing in kiddie pools of pins and needles for the return of all their favorite fantasy children. "John." "Karkat." And more. So it's hard to avoid finding it just a LITTLE funny that after a year-long drought, hopping back in the saddle means we will have to wade through 50 pages of completely atrocious garbage before anything happens. It's funny how life works out sometimes. Funnier than a clown tickling a horse. Sometimes you pause your famous webcomic for a year, and then your grand reopening is a lot of bad anime. On such occasions, when life hands you those kooky lemons, there is really only one thing you can say.

Fuck lemonade. These lemons are incredible.

Posted on 27 September 2014 by Andrew

Giga-Almost-Unpause, Probably.

Let's see if I can "tldr" a few things up top, since this news item might begin to nose dive dramatically through the vertical space of this web layout. Am I finished HS yet? Um, nope. But I think enough is probably enough on the site's indefinite period of hibernation, so it's likely I will just start posting some stuff I have anyway, starting next month. Either mid or late October, let's say.

I said it would be a long pause, didn't I? Let's face it, a gigapause is just one big ass pause. It contains the smaller word "giga", which, in addition to literally meaning "one billion", you will find to be the root of the word "gigantic", which as we all know, means super huge. This intriguing fact reminds us that in our culture of words, we hold the number one billion as the indivisible quantum of general bigness, as a matter of principal. Food for thought!

We're coming up on almost a year since I paused. So that means I got like, SO much done on the story, right? Wow, no. Innumerable unspecified problems happened which badly prevented this from being true. I'd estimate out of those 12 months, I maybe squeezed in a grand total of 3 months worth of work on HS in there. Kinda dribbled across the year in the most frustrating way possible. So, I'm just gonna cry uncle on this dogshit pause and start posting stuff, but probably in a regimented way so I don't blow through everything I have too fast, thus giving me some time to work on the rest.

Back at the onset of the pause, I said I'd just post everything at once. (I was oversimplifying. I had always intended to stagger the final content to whatever extent, so as not to destroy the server.) But also that "post everything at once" idea was predicated on actually sorta... having it all done. Which as I have already culpa'd, is not the case. So I'm improvising at this point. I'll (probably) relaunch the story next month, come up with some kind of update schedule, and we'll see how it goes.

What have I been doing all year? Let's chalk it up to, in this order of relevance, a swirling multitude of Daunting Life Challenges, a flurry of accidental weird adventures causing me to thrash wildly across the nation, and the escalating complexities of running a business while tending to peripheral creative projects, not the least of which has been overseeing the development of an expensive video game. Actually, all things considered, I'm surprised at how much I actually HAVE gotten done this year. It just happens that "making a ton of HS pages" isn't one of those things.

What were the problems? What were the adventures? Sorry, nothing to see here. Me and the General Public just aren't that tight, and wild sob stories ain't my bag (unless they pertain to visits to the Olive Garden). Well, maybe I'll mention some things some day. But definitely nowhere in the proximity of a virtual stage adjacent to the sphere of rhetoric which could conceivably be construed as a series of excuses for why a mammoth load of free entertainment hasn't been finished yet. Did you follow that? Look over there. (When you look back at me, I am slowly rolling into a pile of trash.)

The good news is, I'm still all about horses. Did you know that about me? It's true as shit. Horses; wow. Pretty good weird big animals? Or pretty GREAT weird big animals??

What else should I say here. Oh.

We've also been chipping away at upgrading the server over the last year. It's been surprisingly complicated and slow-going. Actually, prior to the pause, it was one of the most difficult things about updating, having an insufficient server that was GUARANTEED to crash every time I posted something. This was even after many, many upgrades over the years. It gets a little demoralizing trying to make tons of cartoons every day for a small nation of lunatics when the server constantly struggles to keep up with the ever-burgeoning readership, no matter how much I upgraded it. This was one of the (lots of) factors which contributed to me finally just saying, fuck it, time to pause.

Hopefully it can handle it now, but guess we'll see. It all runs on fancy clouds and such now. Which has been tricky to configure for such a complicated site utterly dependent on all the garbage ass-backwards code I've written over the years. Maybe... maybe once I start updating again, nobody will notice?? Man, wouldn't that be sweet. It will just be me and like a cozy little clique of 50 randos and 10 web bots, just like the old days. We'll bring this sucker home together, then hit up the local bargain Italian restaurant to celebrate. (Then a horse nuzzles me out of my sleepy dream fantasy, and the hammock flips over and dumps my screaming body on to the lawn.)

Feels a little odd even TALKING about revving up this monstrosity again. It's been pretty serene on the web these days. I've been reluctant to even drop a pebble into the pristine glass-like state of the fandom, before being good and damn well ready to. Why wake the beast prematurely? We'll enjoy more than our share of blistering pandemonium when all is said and done. We are slowly building to a particular moment I foresee on the horizon. It's not just characterized by the end of the story, though that should be a factor. It's more than that. Things I have planned, and some other things we'll say may be fortuitously aligned. Invisible pieces of a heinous machine all snapping together, mechanically congealing with a grim sense of purpose. I'm tentatively branding to this moment as The Rapture, and it will be more than you can bear. More than anyone can. And everyone won't.

How has your year been?

Posted on 13 April 2014 by Andrew

Happy 4/13, a.k.a. 5 years of Homestuck being a thing! Since I know how much you like things, to celebrate I thought I would show you another thing that's been in the works for a while.



It's a new webcomic based on Homestuck, called Paradox Space! Have a look. That is all I will say about it here. But if you would like to know what the heck this ACTUALLY IS, here is a permalink to the news post where I talk about such matters.

Posted on 17 Oct 2013 by Andrew

Gigapause: Commence.








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