MEENAH: listen up buoys and gulls MEENAH: i aint much for inspirational sbeaches MEENAH: but here goes one anemoneway so whatever and listen the fuck up MEENAH: your friendly sandle packing pooplord just flipped the keys to this bitch over to me MEENAH: so as all yalls former heiress and current empress i hereby officially decree MEENAH: im the boss now MEENAH: you gotta do what i say MEENAH: follow my orders to the letter not just cause all our ghosts are at stake and existence itself depends on it MEENAH: but because im tha bomb MEENAH: and all the shit i say is cool and right MEENAH: mosta you got some good fightin skill or some powers or some shit MEENAH: god tier ghosts im lookin at you MEENAH: i dunno what you can all do in them peejays but whatever it is you better fuckin bring it MEENAH: the rest of you without powers or even like MEENAH: modest combat ability? MEENAH: just MEENAH: iunno MEENAH: throw your damn torso at the guy MEENAH: fa real every individual flailing and screaming body is gonna count for somefin in this god damn mess MEENAH: sea we got a weapon MEENAH: a nasty one some legend says MEENAH: dont ask me to quote the legend cause i dont read up on no damn legends people just tell me this shit alright? MEENAH: but the idea is you all set him up MEENAH: then we knock him down MEENAH: i trust that i dont gotta say who we up against here MEENAH: you know the guy MEENAH: the hulk ass pimp devil whos been shredding all our black space MEENAH: poppin up our bubbles MEENAH: murderin innocent space octopi MEENAH: double killing our ghosts which to be fair there were way too many of in the first place but lets not dwell much on that dumb fact MEENAH: its lord muscle guy MEENAH: a huge like MEENAH: professional wrestler with suspenders and the head of a skeleton MEENAH: the fuckin time boss who wiped out troll kind one way or anotter MEENAH: i think hes after his sis but shes on record as not mattering so who cares MEENAH: he will never stop til he finds her MEENAH: so we have to stop him MEENAH: to save space and reality and an infinity trillion cosmic frogs or some absurd stuff long those lines MEENAH: but we have to stop him most importantly because MEENAH: its just a badass thing to do MEENAH: and i PROMIS-E you MEENAH: as your supreme ruler for afterlife MEENAH: that this will be a baller use of our time MEENAH: and beats the shit out of being bored and doing nothing forever MEENAH: so i ask of you MEENAH: as humbly as i can while taking into consideration im the best one here by proximately 20K leagues or so MEENAH: whos with me? MEENAH: the answer is MEENAH: all of you MEENAH: you all are MEENAH: because i command it MEENAH: but it school i know you can do it MEENAH: because i believe in every last one a you MEENAH: and also MEENAH: you have to MEENAH: because if you dont MEENAH: ill feed you to lord kingfish myshellf
Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.