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03/10/08 - "Problem Sleuth"
03/10/08 - "Quickly retrieve arms from safe."
03/10/08 - "Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Break through glass with fist to unlock door."
03/10/08 - "Thud."
03/10/08 - "Take the piece of paper."
03/10/08 - "Manhandle the door knob, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Call the royal locksmith!"
03/10/08 - "Check pockets and desk drawers for phone parts"
03/10/08 - "Get key"
03/10/08 - "Next"
03/10/08 - "Store candy corn in safe"
03/11/08 - "Check the other side of the paper."
03/11/08 - "Next."
03/11/08 - "Open safe."
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Look under the fake wood paneling of the desk."
03/11/08 - "Get ye flask."
03/11/08 - "Drink the whisky and remember the good ol' days."
03/11/08 - "Exchange gun for whisky, then drink."
03/11/08 - "OW."
03/11/08 - "Use the key on the door and open it."
03/11/08 - "Check what is taped to the bottom of the phone"
03/11/08 - "Never mind, what's under the phone?"
03/11/08 - "Take card."
03/11/08 - "Walk out of the room through the now unlocked door."
03/11/08 - "Look through the newly made hole in the door."
03/11/08 - "Take the bust's sunglasses."
03/11/08 - "Take a closer look at the mysterious clown picture."
03/12/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/12/08 - "Throw a cinderblock at the door."
03/12/08 - "Next"
03/12/08 - "Peer out the window to see what floor you're on."
03/12/08 - "Take a look outside."
03/12/08 - "Ask the movers with the moving van to remove Starsky statue."
03/12/08 - "Throw cinderblock at window, thereby discovering it is fake."
03/12/08 - "Look."
03/12/08 - "Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
03/12/08 - "What's that?"
03/12/08 - "Turn around."
03/13/08 - "Read the note under the coffee."
03/13/08 - "Using the chair, cinderblocks, and paneling, make a fort."
03/13/08 - "Use your imagination to play make-believe."
03/13/08 - "Fantasize."
03/13/08 - "RING-RING."
03/13/08 - "Check it out."
03/14/08 - "Answer the phone in a very hard-boiled way."
03/14/08 - "Throw the devil phone out the window."
03/14/08 - "Go look."
03/14/08 - "Crack open window."
03/14/08 - "Next."
03/14/08 - "Put window down."
03/15/08 - "Place false window in inventory."
03/15/08 - "Use numbers from sheet of paper to open the safe."
03/15/08 - "Enter the combination."
03/15/08 - "Crumple it up and throw it away."
03/15/08 - "Shoot safe."
03/15/08 - "Get cinderblock and phone receiver out of false window."
03/15/08 - "Unplug the window to conserve electricity."
03/15/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/15/08 - "Push the curtain rod through one of the clown's eye holes."
03/15/08 - "Get a look at the unobstructed view."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/16/08 - "Shout insults at Ace Dick through the clown painting."
03/16/08 - "Plug the damn window back in."
03/16/08 - "Drop kick the door."
03/16/08 - "Examine aftermath of shitstorm."
03/16/08 - "Throw cinderblock at the door."
03/16/08 - "KLUNK."
03/16/08 - "Check out what's on the false safe."
03/16/08 - "Take the note."
03/16/08 - "Investigate coffee machine-looking object in the corner."
03/16/08 - "Pick it up."
03/16/08 - "Use hat as a key net, then throw coffee maker."
03/16/08 - "Catch the key."
03/17/08 - "Pull hat back in."
03/17/08 - "Play back message on the reel to reel."
03/17/08 - "Swap the safe key with the candy corn."
03/17/08 - "Pee through the clown eyes into ace dick's office."
03/17/08 - "Use the key on the safe."
03/17/08 - "Wrap yourself in recording tape like a mummy."
03/17/08 - "Barge into the room with wild abandon."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the floor."
03/18/08 - "Play a haunting tuba refrain."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the wall."
03/18/08 - "Put card in your inventory."
03/18/08 - "Get in dummy elevator."
03/18/08 - "Go down."
03/19/08 - "Peep through the slit."
03/19/08 - "Listen."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Feed your "BUSTS-R-US" card through slot."
03/19/08 - "But pee on the card beforehand."
03/19/08 - "CUT SCENE"
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "END CUT SCENE."
03/20/08 - "Take swig from FLASK OF WHISKEY."
03/20/08 - "Clean horns."
03/20/08 - "Back to the ol' fort!"
03/20/08 - "Hurry!"
03/20/08 - "Drift into realm of make-believe."
03/20/08 - "Next."
03/21/08 - "Answer the imaginary phone."
03/21/08 - "Eat steak dinners with hands."
03/21/08 - "Gorge yourself on imaginary candy corn."
03/21/08 - "Try to take imaginary gun back into real world."
03/21/08 - "Stride confidently through office door."
03/21/08 - "Go harass Ace Dick."
03/21/08 - "Leave room."
03/21/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Enter the P.I. room."
03/22/08 - "Follow the EXIT sign."
03/22/08 - "Look up at your office window."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/24/08 - "Chug coffee with no regard for temperature."
03/24/08 - "Get candy corn."
03/24/08 - "Go check it out."
03/25/08 - "Flip window upside-down and shake to retrieve phone."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/25/08 - "Make lasso out of tape and pull phone back in."
03/25/08 - "Cut to the chase and use cinderblock."
03/25/08 - "Throw out window."
03/25/08 - "Examine the mural for hidden clues."
03/25/08 - "Look through them."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/26/08 - "Poke curtain rod at note."
03/26/08 - "Look through elf holes."
03/26/08 - "Next."
03/26/08 - "Take a look."
03/28/08 - "REJOICE!"
03/28/08 - "Next."
03/28/08 - "Try to get the Hutch bust's attention."
03/30/08 - "Climb down the tape to retrieve your things."
03/30/08 - "Activate the reel-to-reel."
03/30/08 - "Give Ace piece of glass to cut rope."
03/30/08 - "Slip glass through slot."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Check behind paper stuck to door for combo."
03/30/08 - "Throw Hutch bust at it."
03/30/08 - "Throw."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Reach through window and move scaffolding out of the way"
04/01/08 - "Ok, forget it then."
04/01/08 - "AD: Pick up tommy gun."
04/01/08 - "AD: Get the phone pieces sitting around."
04/01/08 - "AD: Slip PS his phone parts."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Look inside Huggy Bear statue for riches."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "PS: Climb halfway out window, then unplug window."
04/01/08 - "No wait, don't do that."
04/02/08 - "PS: Check behind clown poster."
04/02/08 - "AD: Pounce on keys before they disappear."
04/02/08 - "Ok, cool."
04/02/08 - "PS: Go into dumbwaiter so you can receive an item."
04/02/08 - "AD: Examine notes."
04/02/08 - "AD: Use it to open safe."
04/02/08 - "AD: Go look through pig painting to see what PS is up to."
04/02/08 - "Unplug window."
04/02/08 - "Look through holes."
04/02/08 - "AUGH."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw Snoop Dogg through big window portal."
04/04/08 - "Throw."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine the cruet next to the Snoop Dogg bust."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine rope."
04/04/08 - "AD: Use tommygun on safe keyholes."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw hammer through window."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/05/08 - "AD: Get candy corn in preparation of your own vampire act."
04/05/08 - "PS: Look through clown picture at Ace."
04/05/08 - "AD: Candy corn vampire."
04/05/08 - "Next."
04/05/08 - "AD: Build fort."
04/05/08 - "AD: See what you have stashed in the safe."
04/06/08 - "AD: Throw fort out window."
04/06/08 - "AD: Use bust stand as a step to access the safe."
04/06/08 - "Go in."
04/06/08 - "Go up dumbwaiter."
04/06/08 - "Next."
04/06/08 - "PS: Get phone parts and hook them up to your phone."
04/07/08 - "AD: Exit dumbwaiter."
04/07/08 - "Open door lock with tommygun."
04/07/08 - "Pick up keys."
04/07/08 - "AD: Use rope to escape office through window."
04/07/08 - "Go down stairs."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Look in window."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/08/08 - "PS: Alert Pickle Inspector to turn on his window."
04/08/08 - "PS: Drink whiskey and go into fort."
04/08/08 - "AD: Address this beast situation."
04/08/08 - "AD: Appease the beast by doing the truffle shuffle."
04/08/08 - "AD: No, wait, never mind."
04/08/08 - "AD: Use your KEYS to kill the beast."
04/08/08 - "AD: Get the fuck out of here!!!"
04/08/08 - "AD: Vomit up key."
04/08/08 - "AD: Take a healthy swig of whiskey to restore some vim."
04/08/08 - "AD: Go into fort."
04/08/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "AD: Pick up poorly drawn gun."
04/09/08 - "AD: Head over to PI's place for imaginary mixer."
04/09/08 - "AD: Knock furiously on the door."
04/09/08 - "Look inside."
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "Follow him."
04/09/08 - "PS: Send tape up with hammer and phone part."
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "... Next?"
04/10/08 - "PS: Get that dog-walking gentleman to help you out."
04/10/08 - "AD: Use half-dead body as a bait for that monster."
04/10/08 - "AD and PS: fire at will!"
04/10/08 - "AD: Get closer to the beast and fire."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/10/08 - "Check on imaginary battle."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/12/08 - "PS: Plug window back in, examine loot tied to tape."
04/12/08 - "PS: Put your phone back together."
04/12/08 - "PS: Call PI with newly assembled phone."
04/12/08 - "AD: Search through your vomit to find your key."
04/12/08 - "AD: Check if the key works on the lock in the safe room."
04/12/08 - "PS: Use hammer to pry boards off door in safe room."
04/14/08 - "AD and PS: Examine rooms."
04/14/08 - "Look around room."
04/14/08 - "Pick up hairpin."
04/14/08 - "Ok, sweet."
04/14/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a look out hole in door."
04/20/08 - "PI: Replace the cover on the elf picture, it bothers you."
04/20/08 - "PI: Eat Smarties to boost vim."
04/20/08 - "PI: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PI: Look at card."
04/20/08 - "AH: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PS, AD, and PI: DANCE!"
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a hearty swig from mysterious bottles."
04/22/08 - "AD: Load keys and use on target on ceiling."
04/22/08 - "Ok, fire Tommy gun at target."
04/22/08 - "CUT SCENE"
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Break the glass in the door, dislodging the trombone"
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Ask the elf for wishes."
04/23/08 - "PI: Leave."
04/23/08 - "PI: Search room for drinking implement!"
04/23/08 - "PI: Look for a container to siphon the liquid into."
04/23/08 - "PI: Siphon liquid."
04/23/08 - "PI: Take sip of HOT SAUCE."
04/23/08 - "PI: Add hairpin to inventory."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PS: Examine plaques beneath pictures."
04/24/08 - "PS: Play beethoven's 'moonlight sonata' on the piano."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PS: Go down the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "AD: Go up the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "AD: Drink brandy and forget you are on fire."
04/24/08 - "AD: MC Hammer slide out of the room."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PI: Add skylight to inventory."
04/24/08 - "PI: Drink some illicit moonshin and rush to your fort."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Retrieve CLARINET, TRUMPET, and TUBA from secret room."
04/26/08 - "PS: Use instruments on respective jazz legends."
04/26/08 - "PS: Throw the switch."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Tell dame on phone to call back; take slug of whiskey."
04/26/08 - "PS: Enter fort."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Exit office."
04/28/08 - "AD: Whisper to PI to rouse PS's curious suspicion."
04/28/08 - "PS: Charge down hall shouting profanities and being silly."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "PS: Ask PI to conjure more powerful guns."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
05/08/08 - "Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL."
05/08/08 - "PI: Shoot Ace Dick in the face."
05/08/08 - "All: Exit and begin candy-oriented assault!"
05/08/08 - "Next."
05/08/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "PI: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "AD: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
05/09/08 - "PS: Jump onto monster's legs."
05/09/08 - "PS: Use legs like power armor and stroll around city."
05/09/08 - "PI: Examine POLISHED HORN."
05/09/08 - "PI: Get imaginary candy corn."
05/09/08 - "PI: Conjure peanut brittle dumbwaiter."
05/12/08 - "AD: Take dog from man."
05/12/08 - "PS: Summon weasel king."
05/12/08 - "PI, AD: Go up dumbwaiter, into AD's window."
05/14/08 - "PS: Use monster legs to jump up to compatriots."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: One word--Belly of the Whale."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: truffle shuffle level 2!!"
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "PS: Investigate the window."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/15/08 - "PI: Imagine Jawbreaker Cannon."
05/15/08 - "PI: Fire!"
05/15/08 - "PS: Use legs to imitate creature's mating dance."
05/15/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "BEAST: Put on hat."
05/16/08 - "PI: Take horn."
05/16/08 - "PI: Hurry upstairs!"
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "PI: Forget the degenerate gamblers and save the drowning elf"
05/17/08 - "PI: Stick hairpin in outlet"
05/17/08 - "PS: Go retrieve UNPLEASANT NOTE from dumbwaiter room."
05/17/08 - "PS: Go look through mural holes."
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "PI: Dammit, this is no time for shenanigans! Stop the water!"
05/17/08 - "PI: Join the elves."
05/19/08 - "PI: Look underneath table."
05/19/08 - "PI: Threaten elves with hairpin to make them cry."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PI: Collect elf tears."
05/19/08 - "PI: Plug skylight into power outlet."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PS: Dial STAR-HEART-HORSESHOE on phone."
05/19/08 - "PS: Take paper."
05/19/08 - "PI: Go up chimney."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PI: Ride bust like a mechanical bull."
05/20/08 - "PI: Remove oboe blocking doors at bottom of stairs."
05/20/08 - "PI: Move the bust onto the X."
05/20/08 - "PI: Go through double doors."
05/20/08 - "AD: Collect deceased Pickle Inspector's items."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window, on to roof. Pick up hairpin."
05/20/08 - "AD: Pass rope through skylight."
05/20/08 - "PS: Go to piano; play Moonlight Sonata."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD, PS: Swap handgun and tommygun through slots."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PI: Tie rope around bust and oboe, strung through pulleys."
05/20/08 - "AD: Make candy corn liquor."
05/20/08 - "PS: Fire tommy gun at target above piano."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD: Check progess of candy corn fermentation."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window and duck for cover."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD: Ride still like a mechanical bull."
05/20/08 - "No, just stay put and see what happens."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "CRACK."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop handgun through skylight."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop your own skull through skylight."
05/21/08 - "AD: Check on the candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "PS: See if your office is ok after explosion."
05/21/08 - "PS: Go upstairs."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go down chimney again, get more tears, and handgun."
05/21/08 - "PI: Give some tears to PS."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go get candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "AD: Step outside office."
06/04/08 - "AD: Leave the building!"
06/04/08 - "AD: Displace Trombone."
06/04/08 - "PS: Sweet-talk your way in through doors."
06/04/08 - "PS, PI: Go in."
06/05/08 - "PS: Carve surprised face in pumpkin and put it in sad recess"
06/05/08 - "No, wait, that's stupid."
06/05/08 - "PI: Retrieve skull from elf hideout."
06/05/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
06/05/08 - "PS: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/06/08 - "PI: Insert skull in groove."
06/06/08 - "AD: Go grab Pickle Inspector's skull."
06/06/08 - "AD: Use Trombone to breath underwater!"
06/06/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
06/06/08 - "Next."
06/06/08 - "PS: [ALLEGIANCE MENU]"
06/07/08 - "PS: Press all the shoulder buttons and start + select."
06/07/08 - "PS: Align thyself with the elves."
06/08/08 - "PS: Use MOLLIFY to calm down the emissary."
06/08/08 - "PI: Ogle the Emissary disconcertingly to calm him down."
06/08/08 - "AD: Go through door's window and throw the switch."
06/08/08 - "PS: Ok, fine, align thyself with the weasels."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/08/08 - "PS: Appoint PI as chosen savior of the weasels."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "AD: Examine the map on the wall."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check out monitors."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check behind the door."
06/11/08 - "AD: Open hatch in floor."
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "PI: Tower over weasels in brazen display of HEIGHT attribute"
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "PS: Go down and see what the elves are up to."
06/13/08 - "PS: Change allegiance to calm elves."
06/13/08 - "PI: Look around."
06/13/08 - "PI: Check it out."
06/13/08 - "PS: Accept mission."
06/13/08 - "Next."
06/13/08 - "PS: Enter hatch."
06/15/08 - "PI: Eat eggs."
06/15/08 - "PI: Give weasels elf eggs."
06/15/08 - "PS: Fall in a more hardboiled manner."
06/15/08 - "AD: Go down to skylight and get game code."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "PS: Quit falling and land already!"
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "PS: Politely ask the pair of hands for the pie."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "PS: Abscond with the pie."
06/16/08 - "AD: Go through window."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "AD: Open control panel."
06/16/08 - "PI: Politely accept reward for your heroics."
06/16/08 - "PI: Enter spiderhole."
06/18/08 - "PS: drop one (1) CANDY CORN to distract your pursuers."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "PI: Fall in a sillier manner."
06/18/08 - "PS: Open wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "PS: Enter wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/19/08 - "HD: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl teddy bear at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl pillow at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Check drawer for strapping fellas."
06/19/08 - "HD: Search room for business card of hard boiled detective."
06/19/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Scream into pillow to lower hysteria meter."
06/21/08 - "HD: Search room for missing phone parts."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Enter code from sheet into code machine."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Call the strapping sleuth fella one more time."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Push button."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/22/08 - "HD: Grab the knife and let out terrifying battle cry."
06/22/08 - "Next."
06/22/08 - "PI: Ogle the cabinet open."
06/22/08 - "PI: Open Cabinet"
06/22/08 - "AD: Put self on top of column and push button."
06/22/08 - "AD: Wait, no. Better idea..."
06/22/08 - "AD: Prop window above column and push button."
06/23/08 - "AD: turn off the window."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "AD: Strap on parachute, enter the acherontic hole."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "HD: Sssssstab. Ssstab. Stab. Stab stab stab."
06/23/08 - "HD: Look closer."
06/23/08 - "HD: Open music box."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PS: Attempt to move weasel bust."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PI: Enter cabinet portal."
06/29/08 - "PI: Blindly take large amounts of pills."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "AD: Deploy parachute."
07/02/08 - "AD: Establish superiority by punching nearest hog in snout."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/02/08 - "NB: Retrieve the lipstick from the bed. Ominously."
07/02/08 - "NB: Examine gazebo-ish model."
07/02/08 - "NB: Close medicine cabinet."
07/02/08 - "PS: Enter door."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "PS: Check Score."
07/05/08 - "NB: Apply make up."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "AD: Accept righteous mission."
07/05/08 - "AD: Politely ask weasel to calm the fuck down."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go get pig poster from Ace Dick's office."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go back up."
07/07/08 - "NB: Examine mural in order to calm nerves."
07/07/08 - "NB: Search room to make sure it contains no Fancy Santas."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "NB: Pick up card next to phone."
07/07/08 - "NB: Call the fella."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Return melons to pigs in manly fashion."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Open buffet cabinet."
07/07/08 - "PS: Decipher code using enigma machine."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Oh yeah, go through window."
07/07/08 - "AD: Quick, hop into storefront before beast disappears."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "AD: Ignore the portal. There's victuals to be had."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Small AD: Look for exit from giant dame's apartment."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "PS: Push buttons on the machine randomly!"
07/12/08 - "PS: Grab parachute and jump through upside-down window."
07/13/08 - "PI: Go through weasel bust. Flip bird to elf bust on the way"
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/13/08 - "PS: Make a pit stop at the sleazy brothel in the sky."
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PI: Functions -> Ogle -> Paper -> Table"
07/21/08 - "PI: Use TALLNESS powers to press face in highest indentation"
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "HD: Take the lipstick."
07/21/08 - "HD: Wield the lipstick in calm, casual manner."
07/21/08 - "AD: Examine wig."
07/21/08 - "AD: Take wig."
07/21/08 - "PI: Build fort from couch cushions."
07/21/08 - "PI: Drink candy corn liquor."
07/21/08 - "PI: Enter fort."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PS: Land already!"
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "AD: Look out window."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Become overwhelmed by possibilities."
07/24/08 - "PI: Combat Operandi -> Lv. 8 Pickle Replicsimile."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Rip up buildings and throw at beast."
07/24/08 - "HD: While flipping out, CHAINSAW the lockbox."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Let the beast swallow you and fight him from the inside."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Ascend to Godhood!"
07/24/08 - "PI: Take the form of an even more loathsome beast."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "MPI: Succumb to unfathomable bratwurst."
07/25/08 - "PS: Refuse His Majesty and flip him the bird."
07/25/08 - "PS: Accept new armor and weapon."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "PS: [OPEN ALLEGIANCE MESH]"
07/28/08 - "PS: ctrl alt del"
07/28/08 - "PI: Conjure candy mecha."
07/28/08 - "AD: Read business card."
07/28/08 - "AD: Call number."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "AD: Walk through pig room."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: Charge and fiyer your lazer."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "NB: Use key."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
07/30/08 - "AD: Inspect ferruginous horn."
07/30/08 - "AD: Activate punch card machine."
07/30/08 - "AD: Insert punch card into big computer."
07/30/08 - "AD: Read printout."
07/30/08 - "HD: Chainsaw your way out of your room."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "MK: Go through clown door."
08/13/08 - "PS: AGH TOO DIFFICULT, go online and search for walkthrough"
08/13/08 - "Next."
08/13/08 - "PS: Open one of the walkthroughs."
08/13/08 - "PS: Scroll down a ways."
08/13/08 - "PS: Search for 'diplomacy'."
08/13/08 - "PS: Keep searching..."
08/13/08 - "PS: Print cheat code."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go downstairs and check out swimming pool."
08/14/08 - "AD: Toss ferruginous horn into pool."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "Other AD: Go down to street and grab horn."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go back up, then go down to office for other horns."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go to hot sauce still."
08/14/08 - "AD: Make 5 alarm hot sauce."
08/14/08 - "HD: Go through mirror to look for NB."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "AD: Activate jacuzzi setting on pool."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "NB: Investigate the portal nervously."
08/16/08 - "MK: Retrieve arms from dollhouse."
08/16/08 - "MK: grab brass knuckles."
08/16/08 - "PI: Get cheat code from printer."
08/16/08 - "PI: Go to control room."
08/16/08 - "Imaginary PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "PI: Solve the sudoku."
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "This is getting kind of confusing."
08/16/08 - "Ok, got it. PI: Enter code."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PS: View terms of treaty with Adobe TreatyViewer«."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 248-263."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 214-226."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 264-312."
08/18/08 - "PS: Ok, looks good. Present to His Highness."
08/18/08 - "PS: Reap spoils of diplomatic triumph."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "AD: Take skull to skull slot."
08/18/08 - "PS: Add skulls to inventory."
08/18/08 - "MK: Make a crude pass at NB."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "Li'l AD: run into MK's dollhouse."
08/18/08 - "PI: Go through clown bust door."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PI: Check it out."
08/18/08 - "PS: Take skulls to slot."
08/19/08 - "PI: Open what appear to be cruiseship portholes."
08/19/08 - "MK: Wield brass knuckles."
08/19/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> RUNNING NUMBERS"
08/19/08 - "MK: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "Candy Mecha: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "AD: Join battle through pool portal."
08/19/08 - "PS: Go through double doors."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "PS: Throw dead thugs through doors for dramatic entrance."
08/21/08 - "PS: Swap hats with one of the thugs and sneak by undetected."
08/21/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/21/08 - "PS: LV. 2 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "AD: Pick up windows and go up."
08/21/08 - "AD: Feed MK some chocolates."
08/21/08 - "Quick, PI: Fire!"
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "AD: Smack MK with two-by-four."
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HIT THE MATTRESSES"
08/23/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEND IN THE CLOWNS"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "PI: Get the hell out of dodge."
08/23/08 - "AD: Point machine gun through the skylight."
08/23/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> FAIR SHAKE"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "PS: Next time be sure to throw some corpses in ahead of you."
08/26/08 - "AD: Join other AD at double doors."
08/26/08 - "PS: Hire the HIRED MUSCLE onto your side."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "ADs: Bust through doors."
08/26/08 - "AD: Headbutt and impale Mobster Kingpin."
08/26/08 - "AD: Chuck another grenade already."
08/26/08 - "PI: Ogle switch until it implodes with distraughtness."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "AD: Now, headbutt and impale!"
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mecha: Walk through portal."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mechas: Leave."
08/28/08 - "PI: Flee up spiral staircase and ogle whatever awaits you."
08/28/08 - "PS: Diplomatically, ask Muscle to become permanent teammate."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Mount motorcycles!"
08/28/08 - "PS: This time throw chunks of beast in ahead of you."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Dual motorcycle attack!"
08/30/08 - "Candy Mechas: Don't show protips."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> BRASS TACKS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Morthol: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> GNOSTIC TAINT"
08/30/08 - "Boneguard Mount: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "HD: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "PS: LV. 5 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: IMPROMPTU CAUCUS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "PS: Time to bring out the noise! SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/31/08 - "AD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
08/31/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "OSTENTATION DRIVE! DOUBLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE TROUBLE"
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "PI: Drop window through other window."
09/01/08 - "AD: Throw TEACUP at DEATH."
09/01/08 - "PI: Put HONEYBEE PROFESSOR through the window first."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Death: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TWO LUMPS"
09/03/08 - "AD&PI: Challenge Death to win back your lives."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PI: Ask Death where Honeybee Professor is."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PS: Collect loot and go up."
09/03/08 - "MURDER FLUX! NERVOUS BREAKDOWN"
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PS: Ascend to the hopefully final level."
09/05/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crustacean."
09/05/08 - "PS: For the love of GPI, SEPULCHRITUDE!"
09/05/08 - "ZM: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PROFANE ADULTERATION"
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SUMMON HENRY CLAY"
09/05/08 - "HC: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PACIFY"
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "PS: Advance further into level."
09/07/08 - "AD: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 2 TORSO FLAIL"
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: FONDLE"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "AD: Go by Fluthlu, granting him wide berth whilst doing so."
09/07/08 - "PS: Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: LV. 77 DISQUIETING LEER"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Cultural Rainbow: COMBAT OPERANDI -> MOB RULE"
09/07/08 - "Bespectacled Wench: COMMUNITY OUTREACH"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Zombie AD: Advance."
09/07/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
09/08/08 - "PS: LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: CEASEFIRE"
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: Mobilize!"
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SELF SACCHARINE-FICE"
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "CHARM BREAK! KISS OF DEATH"
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "NB: Fall in a more nervous manner."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "HD: Frisk MK's body for valuables."
09/11/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> INSULIN SHOT"
09/13/08 - "MK: SUMMON WILFORD BRIMLEY"
09/13/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TYPE 2 DIABEAT-DOWN"
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "AD: Check on hot sauce still."
09/15/08 - "PARLIAMENT UPROAR! TRUSTY KNIVES"
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "PS: Target the plug. Don't forget your witty one-liner."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Oh get the hell off of there."
09/17/08 - "PS: Victory dance!"
09/18/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HOOCHED-UP BOOTLEGGER"
09/18/08 - "MK: Build fort out of desk."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "PS: Rebuild Bowen Stilson Dogg."
09/18/08 - "AD: Check aftermath of still explosion."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Open MK's door. Enter."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Enter safe room."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Go up."
09/18/08 - "AD: Drink sauce."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(?) to demonhood."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(!) to demonhood."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Get bust outta there--┴ndele ┴ndele, Arriba, Arriba!"
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Wail on Wilson bust."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "CUT SCENE."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Open the trapdoor."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Go up to deck."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: "Climb" the steering wheel."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: Turn wheel, "capsizing" the boat upright."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "NB: Land already!"
09/22/08 - "[PAUSE]"
09/26/08 - "[UNPAUSE]"
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FINAL BOSS BATTLE."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "AS: Fashion a more fitting hat from your old hat."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FPI: Bring nervous broad to the Ace Deck."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LV. 49 ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "MK: Gather up all the ship portholes."
09/28/08 - "PI: Defeat death already."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "AD:Establish superiority by punching nearest Q*Bert in snout"
09/28/08 - "FPI: Go back to Ace Deck."
09/29/08 - "AS: Fire warning shots off the port bow."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "PS: Use tommykey on lock."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "PI+AD: Return to land of living."
09/29/08 - "MK: Dump portholes through jacuzzi."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "MK: Grab the cinder blocks."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "AS: Craft sea-worthy hats for your allies."
10/01/08 - "PI: Conjure candy armor."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Quick pose as a team again this shit seems pretty real."
10/01/08 - "DMK: AGGRESS"
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Candy Mecha: Join the battle already!"
10/02/08 - "AS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUDE!"
10/02/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "AS: Take charge as leader. Demand weapons."
10/02/08 - "AS: Give all the weapons to PI."
10/02/08 - "PI: Take weapons down to MK's office."
10/02/08 - "PI: Ask HD to take weapons instead."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "HD: Walk to nearest intersection."
10/03/08 - "PI:Become homoerotically interested in returning to your fan"
10/03/08 - "PI: Dump the fan through the jacuzzi."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "PI: Return to battle."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "AS: Retrieve Snoop Bust, for it is too important to be lost."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw weapons into the lights."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw tommy gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw machine gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "PI: Pick up captain's sextant."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "ZAD: Zombie truffle shuffle."
10/07/08 - "Candy Mecha: Fire into DMK's mouth(s)."
10/07/08 - "ZAD, FAD, and AD: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "DMK: THORNCODDLE"
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "HD: Hail a cab and follow the cheese truck."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "HD: Pursue on foot. Ask toll operator for directions."
10/09/08 - "NB: Get the hell out of the fan's way."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "NB: Ride the plug like a mechanical bull."
10/10/08 - "ZAD: Sample DMK's tentacle with a nice bottle of Merlot."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "NB: Plug fan into enormous outlet."
10/11/08 - "NB: Equip the corset."
10/11/08 - "NB: Add stripper container to inventory."
10/11/08 - "NB: Go through Eye Door."
10/11/08 - "HD: Pursue cheese truck to Gutterpipe Projects."
10/11/08 - "AH: Unmute Professor Bee, he's been silent long enough."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "HD: Climb ladder and look into pipe."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "NB: Enter far right room."
10/12/08 - "NB: Take off all your clothes and enter far left door."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "AH: Mute bee again."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "AS: AGGRESS"
10/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CINDER ABLOCKALYPSE"
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/15/08 - "DMK: LV. 10 THORNCODDLE: APESHIT BRAMBLEFUCK"
10/15/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Use stripper on mural."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Splash a little on wall."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "HD: Enter mousehole, given your small HEIGHT attribute."
10/16/08 - "NB: Strip rest of mural."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/17/08 - "HD: Go in."
10/19/08 - "HD: Climb ladder, equip corset."
10/19/08 - "AS: Use delegation skills to call four nations to your aid."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "PI: Make universe do a barrel roll."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/19/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings on corset."
10/19/08 - "NB: Ok, nothing to do out here. Go back in."
10/19/08 - "HD: Thank whores for complement."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "FPI: Conjure frosting to extinguish flames."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "DMK: DEMOTE"
10/21/08 - "PS: With hard boiled voice say you're just getting started."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on scale valve."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on upper valve."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Jump down on to valve lever."
10/22/08 - "NB: Go get plug and bring it through window."
10/22/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings again."
10/22/08 - "NB: Lift plug."
10/24/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "NB: Run plug through corset, into pipe, and out projector."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through right door."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through wide window."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go back in. Go through left door again."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/25/08 - "HD: Turn crank on aspect valve."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "PS: Put skylight through small window."
10/26/08 - "FPI: Conjure jaw breaker bomb."
10/26/08 - "PS: Lob into DMK's mouth."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down projector pipe."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down stairs through eye door."
10/27/08 - "NB: Examine middle switch."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB: Flip switch."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "Swain: Insert coins into coin slot."
10/27/08 - "NB: Go back and put on your corset."
10/27/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "PS: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Check progress on tecton hive."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Bees: Place impetus combs in tecton hive."
10/28/08 - "Fill Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Fiesta Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Zombie Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "HD: Equip paint roller."
10/29/08 - "HD: Go into middle private booth."
10/29/08 - "HD: Roll some paint on the mural."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "Highbrow: Go through driver's hatch."
10/29/08 - "NB: Get in passenger seat."
10/30/08 - "FPI: Conjure candy telescope for sniper rifle."
10/30/08 - "PI: Throw it away."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "COMB RAVE: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!"
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE?"
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PI: 'No scope' DMK's weak spot with sniper rifle."
10/31/08 - "Swap hats with DMK."
10/31/08 - "FAD: Throw crate at DMK."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PI: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "DMK: LV. 1000 RUNNING NUMBERS: ROLL FOR DEXTROSITY"
11/01/08 - "PS: Ask FPI to conjure a schema pumpkin."
11/01/08 - "PS: Wonder what happened to the four warriors."
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/02/08 - "PS: What Pumpkin?"
11/02/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> TOOTSIE ROLL FRANKENSTEIN!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> GUMMY WORM ZOMBIE!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "NB: Ask Highbrow to drive to Gutterpipe Projects."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Cover up the rest of the mural."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Yeah, paint over those too."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Pose as a team cause shit is more real than ever."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "DMK: LV. 20 THORNCODDLE: SNUGGLEBARB PRICKLEPOKE"
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crenellation."
11/08/08 - "PS: Summon Moe."
11/08/08 - "Next."
11/08/08 - "PS: Unsummon Moe."
11/08/08 - "RECAP!!! Please?"
11/10/08 - "HD: Go through window."
11/10/08 - "Swain: Go through window."
11/10/08 - "HD: To the Fromagere District!!"
11/10/08 - "NB: Loosen corset, load plug into cheese truck."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "HD: Drive back to Bouchere District."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "HD: Double back through the tolls."
11/10/08 - "NB: Bring plug through wide window."
11/11/08 - "AD: Begin playing Life."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "FAD: Ride MK's fort like a mechanical bull."
11/13/08 - "4 Heroes: Ascend to battle DMK."
11/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CLOWNSTORM"
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "ZAD: Clean the mess up."
11/15/08 - "PFPI: Cheat in game of Trouble."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Take money to racetrack, bet on ponies."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Punch woman in snout to establish superiority."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ARMISTYX"
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: AGGRESS."
11/18/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Beat the crap out of MK."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/20/08 - "PS: Keep aggressing."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Bust into still room like Kool-Aid Man."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Break down door using awesome latin strength."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "MK: Exit speakeasy."
11/21/08 - "GPI: Do something useful! Attack or something!"
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "PS: Aggress faster!"
11/22/08 - "Check on status of honey production."
11/22/08 - "PI: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "ZAD: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "NB: Get in ham truck and drive through underpass."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "NB: Feed plug through gutterpipe projector."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "MK: Exit legitimate establishment."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/24/08 - "AD: Advance in Life."
11/24/08 - "Heroes: Advance in Cathedral."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "PS: FINAL AGGRESSION!"
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Death: Mourn loss of scythe."
11/28/08 - "ZAD: Push PI toward anchor to hurry him along."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Manhandle one of the gentlemen."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "MK: Throw down your hat in disgust."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "HD: Tighten strings on bodice."
11/28/08 - "HD: Unplug projector and plug in fan"
11/28/08 - "NB: Bring plug through mousehole."
11/28/08 - "NB: Tighten corset like you've never tightened before!"
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "NB: Plug in fan."
11/28/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "MK: Enter theater."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Follow MK."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "FPI: Play a haunting tuba refrain to raise DMK's emotions."
11/30/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
11/30/08 - "FPI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter dollhouse."
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter studio door."
12/02/08 - "HD+NB: AGGRESS"
12/03/08 - "PFPI: Join battle."
12/03/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "HD+NB: DUAL AGGRESSION -> STRIPTEASE"
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "PS+ZAD+Death: Move anchor toward PI."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "Check on combs again."
12/05/08 - "MK+FAD: Take brawl into doll house pantry."
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Reach final level."
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/06/08 - "PI: COMB RAVE -> ANCHORS AWAY"
12/06/08 - "MK: Smash Suckle Amphora over FAD's head."
12/06/08 - "Next."
12/06/08 - "MK: Replace Amphora with a new receptacle."
12/06/08 - "DMK: COMB RAVE -> FILL 'EM WITH DAYLIGHT"
12/08/08 - "PI: Throw anchor overboard."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "MM: Flee into dollhouse and wear corset."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice, ascend to attic."
12/10/08 - "MM: AGGRESS"
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "DMK: Fill 'em with daylight already!"
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Comb report?"
12/12/08 - "Fill HD and NB's suckle receptacles."
12/12/08 - "MM: Aggress more vigorously."
12/12/08 - "HD: Return to dollhouse."
12/12/08 - "HD: COMB RAVE -> ROLLING THUNDER"
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "NB: CHAIN ATTACK"
12/13/08 - "NB: COMB RAVE -> HIGHLY FLAMMABLE CASE OF THE VAPORS"
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/15/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "NB: Finish her."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/17/08 - "AD: Enjoy Life."
12/17/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: DEUS EX SEWING MACHINA"
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: Sew universe back together."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Wield machine gun against MK."
12/19/08 - "MK: Don MM's corset."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Fire."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "HD: Get brush and palette."
12/20/08 - "HD: Paint keyholes on locks."
12/20/08 - "HD: Unlock door."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/21/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "NB: Retrieve sunglasses."
12/23/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/23/08 - "PS: Remove chronoscope from wheel."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
12/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Thug: Lower Pryglass to reveal a black ring around eye."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "AD+Sonhearst: Become vigilante superheroes out of grief."
12/25/08 - "FAD: Punch Death in snout to establish superiority."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PS: Give scope to PI."
12/26/08 - "PI: Attach scope to sniper rifle."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PI: Zoom in."
12/26/08 - "PI: Look around universe with scope."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GPI, SAVE THAT GLORIOUS BUST!"
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Heroes: Descend (ascend?) other side of cathedral."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "FMK: Tighten brassier making you small enough to exit door."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "PI: Aim at DMK."
12/31/08 - "PI: Fire!"
12/31/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "ZAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CHECK YO'SELF JONAH"
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/02/09 - "AD: Become Punisher Ace Dick."
01/02/09 - "AD+Bathearst: Fight crime."
01/02/09 - "AD: Spin Wheel of Life."
01/02/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Heroes: Enter Gutterpipe."
01/03/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress foppishly."
01/03/09 - "FMK: Tighten brassier."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Go hunting."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Ford river."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "PI: Keep up heavy shelling of DMK with that cannon!"
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Meanwhile, in the afterlife..."
01/07/09 - "AD: Lament Life."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "AD: Dig up stump."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Comb status."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "AD: Punch Death in snout to establish infuriation."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Fill PFPI's Suckle Receptacle."
01/16/09 - "PFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "FFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Collide."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "AD: Have tearful reunion with Bathearst."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PI: Snipe weak spot."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "Death: Appraise Bonehead's mortality."
01/20/09 - "Higgs Bonehead: Target weak spot with kamikaze attack."
01/20/09 - "PI: Give PS Chronoscope."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PS: Turn wheel."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PS: Throw your hat down in..."
01/20/09 - "PI: Go pick up huge barrel."
01/21/09 - "Heroes: Aggress DMMK."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "HD+NB+Whores: Aggress DMMK."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "PI: Check ripeness."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Meanwhile in the Speakeasy..."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Head to brothel."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Enter dollhouse."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress DMMK."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Highbrow: LV. 4 HOOPTECH -> DMMK KATAMARI BALL"
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Comb report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Fan report."
01/25/09 - "Pickle report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 90 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "PS: Right universe."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "DMMK: Ascend(Descend?) into the Game of Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Afterlife."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Hatless Man: Drink Ink of Squid Pro Quo."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Thugs: Prostrate thyselves before savior."
01/29/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings yet again."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/30/09 - "Death: Greet new visitors."
01/30/09 - "Death: Beg visitors to stay."
01/30/09 - "Next."
01/30/09 - "PS: Get ye ink flask."
01/31/09 - "Next."
01/31/09 - "Next."
01/31/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB+HD:Get sucked into event horizon in more elongated manner"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB: Put on sunglasses."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "DMK: LV. 99 CODDLETECH -> THORNSWOGGLE"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/05/09 - "Death and company: LV. 3 HIPPOTECH: THE HUNGER"
02/05/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Hippo Inspectors: Ascend to Godhead."
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "PIs: TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE AD INFINITUM"
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "HD+NB: Land already."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/10/09 - "Weasel King: Survey Kingdom."
02/10/09 - "Next."
02/12/09 - "Recap Part 2!"
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "PI: Tickle BRIER OF CRUELTY."
02/13/09 - "PI: TICKLETECH -> LV. 1 FEATHERMEDDLE"
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "PS: CATCH IT!!!"
02/14/09 - "PS: Slash brier."
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "FINAL COMB STATUS"
02/15/09 - "PS: Fill Suckle Receptacle."
02/15/09 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE"
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/19/09 - "PS: RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION"
02/19/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Death: Secure doors."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: LV. 99 BELLY OF THE WHALE: BLOWHOLE SWANSONG"
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: Close door."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Angels: Escape via Hawking radiation."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "DS: SERAPHIMIC DYNAMEIS -> CHERUBUM'S RUSH"
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Hatless man: Retrieve HAT."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "DS: Grant PS a boon."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "PS: Load weapon."
02/23/09 - "PS: LV. 98 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> POISON PEN LETTER"
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "PS: LV. 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> PAX PROBLISCUM"
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "DMK: LADDER TO HELL"
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: React to update."
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: Never mind. Continue."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Devil: Prod damned with FORK."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Navigate with sextant."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Plot a new course."
02/27/09 - "Next."
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Ride Mount Lardass like mechanical bull."
03/01/09 - "Next."
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Commune with arbitor."
03/01/09 - "PS: FINAL FLIP OUT"
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings to limit."
03/04/09 - "BHMK: Retrieve arms from crannies and fissures."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "PI: Fire at moon."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
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03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "PI: Steer universe."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "DS: AGGRESS SEEDPOD"
03/07/09 - "DMK: DEFENSIVE GLOWER"
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "PI: Flip wheel one last time."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Everyone: BRACE FOR IMPACT."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Next."
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03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/09/09 - "PS+AD+PI: Land in a hard boiled manner."
03/09/09 - "Pose as a team 'cause shit j..."
03/09/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "AD: Get MEGATON KEY."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "PS+AD+PI: VICTORY DANCE!"
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "Quickly retrieve arms from approaching light."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "Next."
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03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "Everyone: Get in flivver."
03/10/09 - "Next."
03/10/09 - "Exit."
03/10/09 - "Thanks for playing!"
03/16/09 - "EPILOGUE"
03/16/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
03/16/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
03/16/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
03/16/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
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03/30/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
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04/01/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
04/01/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
04/01/09 - "EPILOGUE -> Next."
04/02/09 - "MK: Exit afterlife."
04/02/09 - "Next."
04/02/09 - "Next."
04/04/09 - "GPI: Fondly regard creation."
04/04/09 - "Next."
04/04/09 - "Next."
04/04/09 - "Next."
04/04/09 - "Next."
04/05/09 - "Next."
04/07/09 - "Next."
04/07/09 - "Answer phone."
04/07/09 - "Hang up."
04/07/09 - "Pose as a team. The world is real."




RSS: Adventure Updates

Posted on 9 December 2014 by Andrew

Here is one last drop of cool stuff for you to buy before your chimneys are plundered by a mythical oaf.

A new one of these guys, who is red:


Charms!:


Cute stickers?? (yes):

^^^ Due to the adorable nature of these, I will call them another "Hussie Pick". That means 1 sticker sheet in every 100 is GUARANTEED to have been whisked gently by the tail of a playful horse.

Posted on 28 November 2014 by Andrew

PIPEORGANKIND. It is a song from a solid dude, by the name of James Roach.

Posted on 26 November 2014 by Andrew

If you scroll down a bit, you'll see some new stuff in the store. But there is some even NEWER new stuff, so I'm posting it up here. Higher up means new on the internet, whereas lower down is where yesterday's garbage belongs. (Except wait it's not garbage, it's all still great. Buy everything!!! Whew, nice save. I just saved Christmas.)

Playing cards:


Decals:


Prints:

^^^ This one by Zack is extra dope, let's call it a "Hussie Pick". That means every single copy sold is GUARANTEED to have been breathed on by a horse.

Posted on 21 November 2014 by Andrew

A friendly reminder that the designated artist for all Calliope art in Homestuck is Shelby Cragg. So please buckle up. We have entered the Shelby zone, and we may be here a little while. She and her pal Taz have also just completed a webcomic which you should also take a moment to check out. It looks good!

Posted on 19 November 2014 by Andrew

Around this time of year, people just seem to be in the mood to buy things. I can't seem to put my finger on it. Could it be enthusiasm over Eat A Red Apple Day? (Cool fact: every day is this day if you are a horse.) Or maybe it's the notorious early shopping rush for Bathtub Party Day. Wait, no, it must be due to the usual hustle and bustle surrounding Oatmeal Muffin Day. That's the ticket.

Actually no, those are all stupid holidays that make no sense to anybody. I will have to remain just plain stumped over this. Nevertheless, What Pumpkin is more than prepared to facilitate your inexplicable 4th quarter spending impulses. Please observe this desirable merchandise which you can computer-click on at any moment of your choosing.

A CALENDAR


SOME FESTIVE CARDS


SCARF(S)


Plus way more stuff!

Posted on 8 November 2014 by Andrew

I recommend moseying over to Paradox Space, which is currently running a 24 page comic I have written about Crowbar. I am alert to the desires of readers every single day, and the one thing I hear them clamor for above all else, is more stories about CROWBAR. We want more content about Crowbar, RIGHT NOW, they say, and make that content consist of 24 beautifully illustrated comic pages, MINIMUM. I just give the people what they want.

Fortunately, Homestuck's Premier Felt Fan #1 Jones was available to do a spectacular job of illustrating this comic. My rambling noir-style monologues have never before overlapped such lovely artwork.

Posted on 1 November 2014 by Andrew

A6A6I4 is approximately 450 pages. It begins 11/3. Here is the update schedule for the whole thing.






Posted on 30 October 2014 by Andrew

Adventure Game Update

I am letting this one be viewable to the general public. (It will also be posted to the backer page of the Kickstarter.)

Homestuck continues this Saturday, with A6A6A4 posted in its entirety, resuming with the true focus of Homestuck, Caliborn's incredible journey as an artist. Then A6A6I4 starts on Monday, and will continue in a semi-regular manner thereafter, until it is done. I will find some horse calendar pages and illustrate the schedule for your convenience. You are, as always, welcome.

Posted on 25 October 2014 by Andrew

[S] GAME OVER.

Song is Carne Vale by Malcolm Brown. Always been a big fan of Malcolm's work, so it's cool to kick off the comic again with one of his songs.

Thanks to contributing artists Hanni, Matt, Jon, Rennie, Zack, and Jones. All of whom have contributed to Paradox Space as well. I haven't done a (non-game) Flash with a lot of contributing artists in a while. I think Cascade was the last one? Kind of a throwback to the old Art Team days. Remember that? Actually, the expanded network of PXS artists is almost like Homestuck Art Team 2.0. A number of the (now many) artists involved with that comic have sorta parlayed that work into other HS projects, including stuff for the game (more on that soon). It's been pretty awesome having so many great artists help build on the Homestuck universe.

About the Flash. Or really, A663 as a whole. Truly we are back in the saddle, with bad anime and mass murder - the quintessential Homestuck Experience. A year ago I knew I was going to have to pause for a long time. I made sure to cut it off just before this act, not after. Leaving you hanging on that note for a year... damn. Not even I am that cruel. Now you will only have to wait a week to see what happens next. I will say this much. It sure is a bunch of stuff that happens. The regular update engine lurches back to life on 11/1.

Posted on 19 October 2014 by Andrew

Next update is 10/25.

Posted on 16 October 2014 by Andrew

The Itinerary.

Or maybe, since Halloween is coming up, I should call it The Itinerscary. Especially because we may be in store for some spoooooky server crashes with these first few update dumps. Eep, I'm gettin the willies here!

One page today to test the waters (or uh, yesterday). When that's done and the coast is clear (it won't be), I'll post a bunch of pages on the 17th and 18th (oops, now the 18th and 19th). Then there will be nothing until 10/25. And then nothing until 11/1, at which point regular updates will begin again, according to an update schedule which I will share with you on that day. Then you will know which precise pattern of dates you will need to handcuff yourself to a computer and plug in your custom keyboard that only has a single giant F5 key.

It would seem against my better judgment, or really my ability to control in any way whatsoever, a fair amount of hype has been brewing for the return of Homestuck. People are jacked up. They are doing little dances in places they cannot be seen. They are writhing in kiddie pools of pins and needles for the return of all their favorite fantasy children. "John." "Karkat." And more. So it's hard to avoid finding it just a LITTLE funny that after a year-long drought, hopping back in the saddle means we will have to wade through 50 pages of completely atrocious garbage before anything happens. It's funny how life works out sometimes. Funnier than a clown tickling a horse. Sometimes you pause your famous webcomic for a year, and then your grand reopening is a lot of bad anime. On such occasions, when life hands you those kooky lemons, there is really only one thing you can say.

Fuck lemonade. These lemons are incredible.

Posted on 27 September 2014 by Andrew

Giga-Almost-Unpause.

Posted on 17 Oct 2013 by Andrew

Gigapause: Commence.



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