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You wake up in an awesome website. You are completely alone. There is nothing around you, useful or otherwise.
> Make a donation to the awesome site.
You deposit several SPONDULICKS in the website's TIP FLASK. You suddenly feel enriched by supporting the fine arts. Your PULCHRITUDE swells.
> What does my donation get me?
I'm sorry, I don't know how to "What does my donation get me?"
Suddenly a SWAMP WIZARD appears and tells you what your donation gets you.
If you donate $20 US DOLLARS or more, the author of this website will draw any command you wish!
The drawing your donation earns will abide by several SWAMP PARAMETERS.
- It will be relatively simple, i.e. no crazy animations like this sort of thing. (But possibly will include simpler animation, who knows!)
- It will not be part of the canonical story! That is, it won't be placed in the archives as the usual updates are. However, I will put them all on a page of their own as a sort of bonus site content for everyone to read and enjoy.
- You can submit a command from ANY POINT in ANY STORY! For instance, from the very first frame in Problem Sleuth, you could request "Dance on desk." Or from the end of Jail Break, you could say "Prod pony." And I would draw it. I would have no choice, because you paid for it!
- Along with your donation, be sure to include the PAGE NUMBER of the place in the story you want to submit a command for. E.g. the beginning of PS would be 219, per the url. Also, be sure to include your COMMAND!
- You could also technically request a command extending another fan-purchased command, if we wanted to get really carried away here. I don't see why not, do you?
- Oh yeah, make sure to specify the name you would like it dedicated to, or simply specify "anonymous" if that suits you better.
- IMPORTANT: To type these things in, after entering payment info, click "Add special instructions to the seller" just before checkout!
- To get the ball rolling, please launch the COLLATERAL DISPENSATORY PRESCRIPTUS below. Then procede to manipulate its FISCAL COGS and depress its PECUNIARY BILLOWS to stoke the hearth of the ARCANE LIQUIDITY AGGLOMERATUS. You may then begin smelting your BURSARY SLAG and pour its yield into any COFFER SPRUES you may have gathered.
You can't believe how stupid you are for not understanding that.
> I don't know, 20 bucks seems kind of steep for that.
Well, maybe. But if I made it much lower I'm afraid that a wizard somewhere might SWAMP me with commands.
You take a moment to consider certain fundamental laws of economics, and then nod in sage agreement.
Also, every donation supports the site and pays for hosting costs and stuff! So really, you're not just buying one image, you are helping to ensure the site continues to be updated with LOTS of images!
You again nod with measured wisdom. Your COMPLIANCE PALETTE matures a new NODTECH: LV. 16 BOBBLE HEAD CHEVALIER!!!
> Wow, only 20 bucks?? This seems like such a good deal to me! I am going to make a donation right away.
HIS MAJESTY bestows his blessings on you for your generosity and valor.
> I think Homestar Runner is pretty cool, do you?
Yes I do.
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