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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
  
You have entered a valid GAME CODE and unlocked exciting secrets! 
 
  
	
 
  
You have also unlocked some FAN-REQUESTED GAME COMMANDS. These are drawn and posted here if you make a DONATION! (But I am no longer doing them. Sorry!)
  
FAD+ZAD+AD: Throw down your hats in disgust.
  
PI: Fall in a shockingly inappropriate manner.
  
PI: Fall in a badass noir-antihero manner.
  
PS: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN TIGER WITH A :3 FACE!
  
MK: Strike villainous pose with surly thugs.
  
PI: Invite your unexpected guests in for a rousing game of DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.
  
PI: Ogle Amanda disconcertingly.
  
PS: Ride Death's Scythe like a mechanical bull whilst Death plays a stirring rendition of 'Devil Went Down To Georgia' on his fiddle.
  
FAD: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> HOT TAMALE CHUPACABRA! 
  
FPI: Teleport to the theater with future copy of Die Hard for FAD and MK to chill out and "See the Movie!".
  
FPI - Turn the BROTHEL into a LOVELY CASINO before you go.
  
GPI: Fondly regard donation.
  
PS: Summon (and incidentally hire) the Midnight Crew to show this rag-a-muffin piker who really holds the cards.
  
MC: Insulted, violently join the battle working for DMK instead.
  
MC & SMK: Wage merciless, donation-funded warfare against the protagonists in a non-canonical but nonetheless grand plotline.
  
Sunglass-Free Stiller Bust: Emerge from the tear in space-time, floating slowly and eerily towards the viewer.
  
PS + AD + PI + ZAD + FAD + 4 adventurers + HD + NB + candymecha + GPI + PPI + FPI VERSUS MK + LoathsomeBeast + MM + DMK + MonsterPI + Fluthulu + SurlyThugs + FrighteningBeast + MortholDryax + BowenStilsonDogg: FACE OFF!
  
MC: Allow LABORER WASPS to collect SHADOW NECTAR from protagonists. Then, HIVE RAGTIME: FILL'EM WITH MIDNIGHT.
  
Everyone: Pause for a 12 month calendar photoshoot cause SHIT JUST GOT UNNERVINGLY REAL. 
  
Strike back at the midnight crew using awesome dice based technology.
  
Begin Dating-Sim minigame. 
  
MC: SHADOW COMB RAVE -> MIDNIGHT GOSPEL ACT  
  
Crank PROBABILITY THEORY WASP PROFESSOR's Meddling Level up from Medium to High.
  
Death: Accidentally tear a plot hole in your TOME OF WAYFARING SOULS.
  
PS: Combat Operandi: Summon WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO!
  
Play a(n) (a)rousing game of Hunk Rump: The Gathering.
  
HONEYBEE PROFESSOR: put an end to PROBABILITY THEORY WASP PROFESSOR's troublesome meddling once and for all.
  
MIDNIGHT CREW: Continue your battle, oblivious to the various odd changes that resulted from Professor Wasp's meddling through time. 
  
MC: Attempt to put an end to Probability Theory Wasp's meddling with superior shadow-based magic. 
  
Show MAP of all locations seen by the player so far. 
  
PI: Summon squad of zombie astronauts to assist! 
  
PS: Pose with a little white cat because SHIT JUST GOT CUTE.
  
Candy Mecha Pilot PI: Become PRESIDENT, use Candy Mecha to SAVE AMERICA.
  
Wink suggestively at PLAYER whilst starting small MOUSTACHE FIRE.
  
PS: Summon MICROWAVE TENTACLE MONSTER. LVL 150 CODDLETECH: SLIPPERY SLAPPING SUCKER STEMS
  
FMB: Fondly regard Sarah
  
Death: Using your TOME OF WAYFARING SOULS, gather the former skeletal remains of PS, PI, and AD, as well as ZAD. Shit just got so real that you form a BAND and go on TOUR, performing 'THRILLER' and other undead related MUSICAL NUMBERS.
  
Dapper Swain: Ride mechanical bull like a real bull.
  
Cooper: 'Borrow' Dave's sweet gear and go batshit crazy on some mice and other woodland creatures, while uttering witty one liners.
  
Richard: Challenge Tavros to wheelchair jousting match.
  
 
  
 
  
The CODE MACHINE awaits additional GAME CODES to unlock more mysterious secrets!
 
  
        
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