You authoritatively decide that shit is so ridiculously real right now that the realness of it can be contained by NO LESS THAN 12 MONTHS OF TEAM-POSING BADASSITUDE.
PFPI mans the photoshoot like a pro. He loves what you're giving him. Keep working it.
Finally your calendar arrives in the mail! You are so excited to see how the shoot turned out.
This is not the calendar which you posed for.