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You gather to play a friendly card game. Pickle inspector suggests you both go down the chimney and gather at the table.
Ace Dick suddenly gathers to play too.
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It is an excellent opportunity for friends to gather when you play Hunk Rump: The Gathering.
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The elves catch a glimpse of a firm, plump buttock and they begin to cry.
Sweet Jesus, that buttock. You could ricochet a quarter off that buttock and kill a man where he stands.
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You must tap the ASS CARD to deploy one of your mightiest beefcakes, the legendary COPPER SKINNED BRAWNSTUD.
You are having trouble bringing yourself to tap the ASS CARD.
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Ace Dick urges you to tap the ASS CARD.
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You cannot do it. You cannot tap the ass.
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TAP IT. YOU TAP THAT ASS THIS INSTANT.
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