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06/04/07 - "With elf powers, order the pony to trample children and man"
06/04/07 - "First, be the pony. Second, trample the children and the man"
06/04/07 - "bite off your own leg and use it to play fetch with the pony"
06/04/07 - "Use runes to commune with pony and feed it a majyyk'd carrot"
06/04/07 - "Use magical prowess to summon Moscovite elves."
06/04/07 - "Enact Total War: set house on fire and flee east to Moscow"
06/04/07 - "invite the horse, children and madman in for tea party"
06/04/07 - "Continue your downward spiral of mental instability"
06/04/07 - "Throw two kids in the chimney. Maybe it'll smoke out elves"
06/04/07 - "Tie kids together with the horse and use as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Give bus of children to elves so you can go inside"
06/04/07 - "Go on a hunt for children to repay the elf for his kindness."
06/04/07 - "Dig up stump"
06/04/07 - "Cast fireball at bungalow, so you stay extra warm tonight"
06/04/07 - "Cut open the horse to sleep inside for the cold night"
06/04/07 - "Wish to get out of jail, then trample the elf with the pony."
06/04/07 - "Ask for a pony. Ask for second wish by promising twin babies"
06/04/07 - "Offer the elf a baby in exchange for one wish."
06/04/07 - "Strike the elf."
06/04/07 - "With your trusty Hunk's Junk magazine, forge a sword"
06/04/07 - "Recite spell while spilling blood, invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into stomach invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "Using key, carve spell into pumpkin invoking elves and such"
06/04/07 - "turn around."
06/04/07 - "Continue"
06/04/07 - "Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest"
06/04/07 - "Load gun and fire at stump, while singing King Henry V"
06/04/07 - "Look around and thank guy for quick thinking with harpoon"
06/04/07 - "POINT HUGEIFIER AT PUMPKINHEAD AND ACTIVATE"
06/04/07 - "Take off helmet and use it for flotation. Flip switch again"
06/04/07 - "Climb down ladder and randomly press buttons on panel"
06/04/07 - "ask harpooned man where rest of the few thousand pieces are"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to the man."
06/04/07 - "Pull lever and reel in the harpoon"
06/04/07 - "Use harpoon to get across to building and shoot down hole"
06/04/07 - "Survey surroundings, possibly sneaking a bite of ambergris"
06/04/07 - "Try to climb up the rope thing."
06/04/07 - "Jump out the window."
06/04/07 - "Bring the gun along in case you have to off yourself."
06/04/07 - "Oh shit"
06/04/07 - "Carve pumpkins to match faces on the wall and put them in"
06/04/07 - "Plug up the hole with a pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Drink as much as you can as fast as you can."
06/04/07 - "Put it in the sad recess"
06/04/07 - "Carve the pumpkin into a surprised face!"
06/04/07 - "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO THROUGH THE DOOR!!"
06/04/07 - "Play the get out of jail free card"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin portions just cut out of the head-pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Use intestine like scarf / Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Return to the courtyard to show off new suit."
06/04/07 - "Build pumpkin-armour."
06/04/07 - "Check that door to see if it is locked."
06/04/07 - "Open pumpkin and cuddle whatever is inside!"
06/04/07 - "Place head on "X""
06/04/07 - "Drill through door"
06/04/07 - "Be the other guy."
06/04/07 - "Ask man to throw intestine up to you"
06/04/07 - "Greet him"
06/04/07 - "Go to window to show off new helmet"
06/04/07 - "Carve holes for mouth and eyes"
06/04/07 - "Ease head out of hole."
06/04/07 - "Dig deeper! Search for Prime Minister's gold hookers"
06/04/07 - "Eat whatever is in the hole"
06/04/07 - "Clean the place up a bit."
06/04/07 - "Climb intestine"
06/04/07 - "Unpause"
06/04/07 - "Pause"
06/04/07 - "Cry."
06/04/07 - "Make a robot out of that guy"
06/04/07 - "With great prescience, move away from end of the intestine"
06/04/07 - "Examine that rope-like object"
06/04/07 - "Get a bachelor's degree in robotics"
06/04/07 - "Get down tonight."
06/04/07 - "Rebuild logorg"
06/04/07 - "Sacrifice your soul to the heathen gods."
06/04/07 - "Make a little love."
06/04/07 - "Wreck(Reek?) havoc"
06/04/07 - "Put your brain inside Logorg's head."
06/04/07 - "Use logorg as a battering ram to open the door"
06/04/07 - "Command Logorg to dance"
06/04/07 - "Continue to enjoy Hunk Rump"
06/04/07 - "Drill through the wall right next to the door."
06/04/07 - "Drill hole through door"
06/04/07 - "Daub pictures of naked ladies on the wall with blood."
06/04/07 - "Proceed."
06/04/07 - "Wave legs in the air"
06/04/07 - "Poke head through hole and wave."
06/04/07 - "Drill through the floor"
06/04/07 - ">unpause"
06/04/07 - ">status"
06/04/07 - "Apologize to guard's body"
06/04/07 - "Use guard as battering ram on door"
06/04/07 - "Use guards pants to lasso keys through the opening in door"
06/04/07 - "Eat the pumpkin."
06/04/07 - "Leap over him in a desperate bid for freedom."
06/04/07 - "Try waking him by peeing on him"
06/04/07 - "Check on knocked out guard"
06/04/07 - "BARF!"
06/04/07 - "Spit pee at man out the window."
06/04/07 - "Serenade the guy about how you want the key"
06/04/07 - "Keep singing until guy drills through floor"
06/04/07 - "hollow out pumpkin, wear as helmet in case ceiling collapses"
06/04/07 - "Sing 'malaguena'"
06/04/07 - "Drill a hole in the floor."
06/04/07 - "Toss the contraption into the air to give it added lift"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to ladder and extend to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Make clay from dirt and pee, use it to glue ladder into pole"
06/04/07 - "Hook key to the end of ladder and extend it to jail cell guy"
06/04/07 - "Turn long ladder into stilts"
06/04/07 - "Ignore all future input from betelgeuse"
06/04/07 - "Talk to the guy in the jail cell"
06/04/07 - "Use ladder as battering ram"
06/04/07 - "Pretend broken ladder is broken train track"
06/04/07 - "Use key on door."
06/04/07 - "Go through door."
06/04/07 - "Rub key on chest."
06/04/07 - "Throw shoe at key"
06/04/07 - "Search room thoroughly for pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Say hello to the pumpkin"
06/04/07 - "Examine floor"
06/04/07 - "Ask dungeon master if there is one fucking way out of room"
06/04/07 - "Knock on door."
06/04/07 - "Do a dance"
06/04/07 - "Open door"
06/04/07 - "Pee out the window in an attempt to bring him back"
06/04/07 - "Loudly tell that guy to pick up key and try it on the door."
06/04/07 - "Throw the key down to that guy so he can open that door"
06/03/07 - "Look for keyhole"
06/03/07 - "Grow two muscular arms with which the manhandle the key"
06/03/07 - "Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm"
06/03/07 - "Attempt to pry open window."
06/03/07 - "Start Jailbreak Adventure"