MEENAH: wait a minute
MEENAH: you arent some rando karkat ghost
MEENAH: youre alive
MEENAH: but dreamin or somefin
KARKAT: UH, YEAH.
KARKAT: I AM ALIVE, AS FAR AS I KNOW.
MEENAH: yeah you are
MEENAH: i can tell these things
MEENAH: whos alive who aint
MEENAH: youre a genuine article shouty mcnubs
MEENAH: hey!!!
KARKAT: HI
KARKAT: YOU'RE...
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
KARKAT: THE PUNKY TEEN VERSION OF THE CONDESCE, RIGHT
KARKAT: AREN'T YOU LIKE, A BAD GUY? OR DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF FUCKING ANTI-HERO THING GOING ON.
MEENAH: no you fool im a good guy
MEENAH: im leadin this whole ghost army and everything
MEENAH: we gonna kill lord english
KARKAT: OH, IS *THAT* WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH ALL THESE GHOSTS.
KARKAT: WOW, THAT IS PRETTY FUCKING AMBITIOUS.
MEENAH: yeam man
MEENAH: hey we TALK-ED aboat this
MEENAH: dont you remember
KARKAT: WE DID?
MEENAH: yeah i told you this whole plan once
MEENAH: that i was gonna raise an army and kill a big dude
MEENAH: i got kinda side tracked from that whole thing for a while
MEENAH: girl trubs, smh
MEENAH: im sure you know how it is
KARKAT: NOT REALLY.
MEENAH: anyway i finally did it
MEENAH: i raised the army with a lil help from some fronds and now here it is
MEENAH: and if i recall i told you all this and you said you wanted to run away and join my army
MEENAH: but you never did >38(
KARKAT: HUH.
KARKAT: SORRY, NONE OF THIS IS RINGING A PEAL SCREAMER.
KARKAT: ARE YOU SURE IT WAS ME YOU WERE TALKING TO?
KARKAT: MAYBE IT WAS THE RED SWEATER GUY.
MEENAH: fuck no it wasnt him
MEENAH: im sure it was you!
MEENAH: or maybe some version of you i dunno
MEENAH: anyway it dont matter and youre here now
MEENAH: so whattaya say you wanna join the fight 38D
KARKAT: I...
KARKAT: MAYBE?
KARKAT: I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED.
KARKAT: I WAS TALKING TO KANAYA, AND THEN...
KARKAT: SHIT, I'M DRAWING A BLANK.
KARKAT: I THINK WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GETTING READY FOR BATTLE.
KARKAT: YEAH... DAMN. I NEED TO WAKE UP AND HELP MY FRIENDS!
KARKAT: DO YOU KNOW HOW I CAN WAKE UP?
MEENAH: no idea dude
KARKAT: FUCK.
MEENAH: but as long as youre here and like a quasi impervious dream ghost form
MEENAH: you could lend a flipper to yours truly
MEENAH: this is where the most important action is anyway
MEENAH: its the one for all the roundcircles
MEENAH: gonna take down english for good
MEENAH: even tho hes supposedly "invincible"
MEENAH: got a good feelin about this one though
MEENAH: feel like we gonna make it STICK this time