Adventure Log
View newest to oldest "Homestuck" "Enter name." "Try again." "Examine room." "John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer." "Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST." "John: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST." "John: Examine contents of chest." "John: Captchalogue smoke pellets." "John: Equip fake arms." "John: Examine Problem Sleuth Poster." "John: Read note on drawer." "John: Take poster." "John: Acquire hammer and nails. They will come in handy." "John: Take nails." "John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk." "John: Combine the nails and hammer." "John: Use hammer/nails on poster." "John: Nail poster to wall." "John: Examine Con Air poster." "John: Examine Deep Impact poster." "John: Examine calendar." "John: Eat cake." "John: Examine incoming message." "John: Open Pesterchum." "John: Open message." "John: Look out window." "John: Examine mailbox." "John: Go outside and check mailbox." "John: Forget it. Check mail later." "John: Examine games on CD rack." "John: Read COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT." "John: Captchalogue fake arms again." "John: Set Pesterchum status to "bully"." "John: Answer chum." "John: Combine fake arms with cake." "John: Allocate hammer to strife specibus." "John: Select "HAMMER"." "John: Report progress to TG." "John: Captchalogue Colonel's big book." "John: Examine GameBro Magazine." "John: Read article." "John: Captchalogue GameBro." "John: Captchalogue magician's hat." "John: Get funny glasses too." "John: Wear disguise to fool dad." "John: Leave room." "John: Go downstairs." "John: Admire harlequins." "John: Examine fireplace." "John: Toss GameBro into fire." "John: Fondly regard cremation." "John: Topple urn." "John: Combine father's pipe with clever disguise." "John: Examine oversized gift." "John: Open large present." "John: Captchalogue ashes." "John: Combine ashes with urn." "John: Put urn back." "John: Go get fake arms again." "John: Examine 3rd and 4th walls of room." "John: Check Pesterchum." "John: Check message." "John: Go back downstairs." "John: Attach arms to doll." "John: Inspect burnt paper on the floor." "John: Throw present wrap in fire." "John: Captchalogue doll." "John: Read Colonel Sassacre's text." "John: Find dad and retrieve mail." "John: Go in the study." "John: Examine father's desk." "John: Upgrade costume with hat from hat rack." "John: Combine second pipe with clever disguise." "John: Examine captchalogue card." "John: Captchalogue captchalogue card." "[S] John: Play haunting piano refrain." "John: Play 52 Pick-Up." "John: Attempt to leave the house." "John: Exit." "John: Check mail." "[S] ==>" "==>" "John: Leave a surprise for the mailman." "John: See if your father left the mail in the car." "John: Spy in the kitchen." "John: Go back into the kitchen." "[S] John: Enter." "==>" "[S] STRIFE!" "John: Retrieve the package and flee to your room!" "John: Equip disguise for defense." "John: Captachalogue pie tin." "==>" "John: Take the cake!" "==>" "John: Abscond." "John: Take PDA." "John: Take package." "John: Take envelope." "John: Exit kitchen." "John: Get cake on couch." "John: Combine the cakes to make a double decker cake." "John: Retreat upstairs!" "John: Go to bathroom and grab a towel." "John: Remove PDA, envelope and package from cake." "John: Retrieve your items." "John: Go to bedroom." "John: Admire "Failure to Launch" poster." "[S] John: Check Pesterchum." "John: Open browser and go to mspaintadventures.com" "==>" "John: Install the Sburb beta." "==>" "John: Bone up on data structures." "John: Read Data Structures book." "John: Get free Fetch Modus." "John: Apply Fetch Modus to Sylladex." "John: Switch back to Stack Modus." "John: Put down razor." "John: Pick up two items." "John: Get other cake." "John: Get more stuff." "John: Might as well grab those cuffs." "==>" "John: Open up that package!" "John: Get razor." "John: Pick up package again." "John: Captchalogue glass shards." "==>" "John: Use the razor on the red package." "==>" "John: Check status of Sburb beta." "John: Look at monitor." "John: Check Pesterchum window." "John: Press [ENTER]" "[S] ==>" "==>" "TT: Select magic chest." "TT: Zoom out." "TT: Drop chest." "John: Get the card." "==>" "TT: Select stuff in yard and move it back into room." "TT: Select John." "TT: Select bunny." "TT: Put the bunny back in the box." "TT: Revise room." "==>" "TT: Open Phernalia Registry." "TT: Deploy Totem Lathe." "John: Examine Totem Lathe." "TT: Open Grist Cache" "==>" "John: Stand in corner." "TT: Deploy Cruxtruder." "TT: Deploy Alchemiter." "John: Get PDA." "John: Install Pesterchum." "John: Go out to balcony." "John: Examine Alchemiter in a cautious manner." "John: Look through telescope." "TT: Grab the soiled toilet." "==>" "John: Investigate." "John: Hop down the hole." "John: Get sledgehammer and card." "==>" "John: Answer chum." "John: Might as well check out the Cruxtruder." "==>" "John: Examine wheel on the Cruxtruder." "TT: Put bathtub in driveway." "John: Scold TT." "John: Hit Cruxtruder with sledgehammer." "TT: Pick up sledgehammer." "==>" "==>" "John: Turn wheel again." "John: Get cruxite." "TT: Deploy Pre-punched Card." "John: Get card." "John: Captchalogue fanciful harlequins." "==>" "TT: Drop maimed harlequin into Kernelsprite." "[S] ==>" "==>" "John: Use pre-punched card with the alchemiter." "TT: Explore Atheneum." "John: Captchalogue telescope." "John: Put cruxite on weird pattern on alchemiter." "==>" "==>" "John: Switch modus and use telescope to inspect sky." "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: High-five Kernelsprite." "John: Attempt to ingest a unit of build grist." "==>" "TT: Revise bathroom." "==>" "John: Run to your room and contact TT through Pesterchum." "John: Answer chums." "John: Use pre-punched card on totem lathe." "John: Take cruxite to totem lathe." "==>" "==>" "John: Use cruxite dowel on totem lathe." "John: Activate lathe." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Enter name." "One more time." "Examine room." "Rose: Retrieve arms from the purple box." "Rose: Writhe like a flagellum and puke on your bed." "Rose: Stroke writing journal and mutter, 'My precious...'" "Rose: Get violin." "[S] Rose: Play a haunting refrain on the violin." "John: Tell Liv Tyler you love her before impact." "Rose: Captchalogue knitting supply bag." "Rose: Look out window." "Rose: Get laptop." "Rose: Examine book on desk." "Rose: Take book." "Rose: Go explore the house." "Rose: Tiptoe to observatory." "==>" "Rose: Sneak by." "==>" "Rose: Go through door." "Rose: Hurry up to that observatory." "Rose: Try to connect!" "Rose: See what you can observe." "Rose: Stack laptop on Grimoire to maximize elevation." "Rose: Access laboratory wifi network." "==>" "Rose: Remove door from hinges." "Rose: Put bathtub back." "John: Take totem to alchemiter." "Rose: Remove blocks." "==>" "[S] John: Take bite of apple." "END OF ACT 1" "Years in the future, but not many..." "ACT 2 ==>" "[S] ==>" "==>" "BOY." "[S] YOU THERE. BOY." "BOY, QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND." "FINE. JOHN. RETURN TO YOUR QUARTERS." "NOW JOHN. RESPOND TO YOUR FRIEND UNIT." "FIRST, TAKE THE FABRIC ITEM ON THE FLOOR THERE." "DO AS THE PURPLE TEXT SAYS. TO THE BALCONY." "WAIT. TAKE THAT. THE BLUE WOBBLY THING." "JOHN. RECYCLE THE GRIST AS WAS DICTATED BY YOUR COHORT." "I SEE. ==>?" "==>" "JOHN RUN ACROSS PRECARIOUS PLATFORM SWIFTLY." "BOY I SAID MAKE HASTE ON THE NARROW CATWALK!" "FINE. PROCEED AS YOUR LEVEL OF COMFORT DICTATES." "NOW TAKE IT." "==>==>" "THESE BORING MEN ARE UNINTERESTING." "NO DON'T DO THAT. HOP OFF THIS LEDGE ON TO THAT CAR." "==>==>==>==>==>" "Years in the future, but not many..." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Check status of battery." "Rose: Prototype sprite with Betty Crocker box." "==>" "DO THE POTTED VEGETABLE INSTEAD. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS." "Rose: Prototype sprite with Sassacre text." "JOHN FLAIL ABOUT IN A DISTRACTING MANNER." "==>" "==>" "INSPECT HAG ASH INCIDENT." "Rose: Remove cruxtruder from doorway." "DO AGAIN AS PURPLE WORDS SAY." "==>" "IGNORE THIS WOMAN'S ANTICS." "INDULGE THE DEVICE. BUT BE CURT WITH IT." "ENOUGH STRANGE POETRY FROM THE RED TEXT." "THE PURPLE TEXT IS LESS IRRATIONAL THAN THE RED TEXT." "Rose: Pick up car." "==>" "RIDICULOUS FOLLY. INEXCUSABLE." "WHAT COLOR ARE THE WORDS THAT THIS CHUM SAYS?" "THE GREEN TEXT WAS ATTRACTIVE. NOW VIEW THE RED TEXT AGAIN." "==>" "Rose: Knit laptop cozy to shield your laptop from the rain." "Rose: Equip grimoire to strife specibus." "Rose: Recaptchalogue your items!" "Rose: Allocate knitting needles to strife specibus." "==>" "Rose: Knit plush cuddle-cthulhu to soothe nerves." "Rose: Consult the grimoire." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Take items and proceed downstairs." "[S] ==>" "Rose: Confront mother in hall." "What??" "Enter name." "Try again." "Examine room." "Dave: Quickly retrieve arms from cinderblocks." "Dave: Get the damn beta and save your friend's life!" "Dave: Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable." "==>" "Dave: Examine closet." "Dave: Check the blue box." "Dave: Take box." "Dave: Examine jar of unknown yellow substance in the closet." "Dave: Take juice." "Dave: Access Pesterchum and pester John." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Go online and view sites indicative of your interests." "==>" "Dave: Check the latest page of the Midnight Crew." "Midnight Crew." "Use Occam's Razor on plans and schemes." "SS: Climb ladder and exit hideout. Implement nefarious plots" "Dave: Skip ahead a hundred pages or so." "Dave: Save your place, read it later." "Dave: Answer chum." "JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING. STOP DOING NOTHING." "==> ??" "TROUBLING. INVESTIGATE THIS." "Dave: Play some hauntingly sick beats." "[S] ==>" "Dave: Take sip of the apple juice, despite what John said." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Allocate sword to strife specibus." "Dave: Captchalogue sword." "Dave: Get a towel or something!" "==>" "Dave: Captchalogue damp towel." "Dave: Search the bathroom for something slightly less damp." "Dave: Take towel." "Dave: Clean up the juice." "==>" "Dave: Turn off the fan." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dave: Look out window." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Psychoanalyze mother's love of wizards." "Rose: Go downstairs to the kitchen back door." "Rose: View Mother's solid copper vacuum statue." "Rose: Grab the Eldritch Princess." "Rose: Acquire umbrella for protection from elements." "Rose: Peek inside kitchen." "Rose: Investigate richly colored object in middle of screen." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Attach a W to face as a fake moustache." "Rose: Captchalogue W." "==>" "Rose: Think of ways to one-up mother." "Rose: Captchalogue velvet pillow." "==>" "Rose: Head out the back door." "==>" "Rose: Hop over counter, landing in a roll." "==>" "==>" "Meanwhile, in the past again." "Dave: Answer chum." "Dave: Get phone." "==>" "JOHN, PURSUE ADVERSARY INTO THAT ROOM." "THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO." "READ YOUR BOOK. STAY WARY OF THESE FOES." "[S] Rose: Youth roll right out the front door." "==>" "Rose: First, be the pony. Second, trample Mom." "JOHN TURN AROUND!!!!!" "==>!!!" "[S] ==>==>==>!!!!!!!!!" "Rose: Exit." "Rose: Use umbrella." "==>" "[S] GET UP JOHN, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER." "Rose: Forget the W and make haste to the mausoleum." "==>" "[S] JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!" "YOU SAID" "PUT THE BUNNY" "BACK IN" "THE BOX!!!!!!" "NOW EXULT. VICTORY, SPOILS ARE YOURS." "==>" "WHAT ABOUT THAT CARD." "OK." "GATHER THE SCATTERED BITS OF YOUR LARGE HAMMER." "NOW REPAIR THE HAMMER." "FINE. NOW WHAT" "==>" "Rose: Hurry and activate the generator!" "Rose: Defile tomb." "Rose: Plug in your laptop." "THE DOOR, JOHN. LOOK AT THE DOOR." "INCREDIBLY ALARMING. INVESTIGATE." "[S] WHAT THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS" "Rose: Pester John." "INTERROGATE THIS MADWOMAN." "==>" "[S] GO ON. ==>" "==>" "ME?? ==>" "A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. ==>" "==>!" "==>?" "YES I WILL HAVE TO AGREE WITH THE FLOAT HAG ABOUT THAT." "THE HAG MENTIONED COOKIES. PURSUE HER." "JOHN YOU DO NOT SAY NO TO COOKIES. I COMMAND YOU TO GET THEM" "Rose: Hit John in the head with box to get his attention." "==>" "==>" "JOHN. COOKIES. NOW." "THIS IMPUDENCE IS INSUFFERABLE. GO GET THE COOKIES!!!!!!" "JOHN YOU ARE STUPID." "STUPID STUPID DUMB" "FOR THE LAST TIME I COMMAnd you to get the cookies boy" "Years in the future..." "==>" "Months in the past, but not many..." "==>" "Dave: Get katana." "[S] Dave: Retrieve dead bird." "Dave: Exit your room, and go into the living room." "Dave: Hastily enter the room with wild abandon." "==>" "Dave: Pity da fool." "Dave: Find Lil' Cal and give fistbumps." "Dave: Play a game on the Xbox." "==>" "Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox." "Dave: Give Lil' Cal a bro fistbump." "==>" "Dave: Check out your BRO's sweet gear." "Dave: Look at your brother's computer." "==>" "Dave: Open Complete Bullshit." "Dave: Check if Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff has a sweet update." "Dave: Mouse over the orange stripe containing PlushRump." "Dave: Stop wasting time and look for Bro's beta." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump." "==>" "Dave: Pester John to ease your nerves." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Pester Rose." "Seconds in the future, but not many..." "Rose: Deploy the Punch Designix." "==>" "==>" "John: Rebuild the claw hammer and return it to specibus." "John: Confront Pogo Ride to prepare yourself for Nanna." "[S] ==>" "Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those imps." "==>" "Rose: Use pogo ride to fling grist through window." "==>" "Rose: Drop pogo ride in John's bathroom." "John: Get grist." "Piano: Level up for slaying the imp." "Rose: It's time to build." "==>" "Rose: Use build grist to construct observation tower on roof" "John: Check cabinets for imps or useful items." "John: Bring 2 cans of shaving cream." "John: Ride pogo ride." "==>" "Rose: Check up on Nannaquin, see what's cookin'!" "==>" "John: Make your way to the study." "==>" "John: Ride Slimer pogo and one-up that imp." "John: Ride your steed to victory." "==>" "John: Flip the fuck out." "==>" "mister john, respectfully ask that you please stand up." "now sir boy, flee from this boorish rabble post haste." "==>" "Refrigerator: Level up for slaying the imp." "well done, john. polite congratulations." "now my civil fellow, i have a well mannered query to ask" "Rose: Drop something heavy on one of those imps." "john might i bother you for a can opener?" "==>" "Years in the future..." "==>" "Rose: Construct loft above John's room." "==>" "==>" "fellow john, it appears we have reached an impasse" "the opener dilemma remains unsettled, most unfortunately" "but it has been a pleasure nonetheless." "oh, but thank you" "thank you so very very much, dear favorable small primate" "i shall take my leave now john. until next time" "John: Gather grist, examine designix." "==>" "Rose: Answer Dave." "John: Observe back of the first visible captchalogue card." "John: Examine reverse side of hammer card in strife specibus" "John: Enter captcha code as seen on back of pogo ride card." "John: Insert card." "John: Type in nZ7Un6BI" "John: Attempt to retrieve pogo from card." "John: Mash keys heedlessly." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Answer your chums." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Move punched cards to John's room." "Rose: Drag some cruxite dowels up to John's room." "John: Collect grist, examine safe." "John: Examine family tome of humour." "John: Examine contents of safe." "==>" "John: Look at the piece of paper taped to the wall." "John: Turn the card over." "John: Examine back of captchalogue card on floor." "John: Captchalogue the card." "John: Enter code on back of card into designix." "John: Punch card." "John: Throw hat down in disgust." "John: Captchalogue punched captchalogued captchalogue card." "John: Take PDA." "John: Level up!" "Colonel Sassacre: Level up for slaying the imp." "Bathtub: Level up for slaying the imp." "Safe: Level up for slaying the imp." "John: Make your way up those stairs, posthaste." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Ignore Lil Cal and find the beta." "Dave: Take expensive ninja sword." "Dave: Exit your bro's room." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Go into the kitchen." "Dave: Transfer katana to strife specibus." "Dave: Set Blender to "Mix"." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Captchalogue Buster Sword from behind microwave." "Dave: Set blender to "Crush Ice"." "Dave: Hide evidence in microwave." "Dave: Grab those fireworks." "Dave: Captchalogue Shurikens." "==>" "Dave: Take nunchaku." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Captchalogue each shuriken individually." "Dave: Captchalogue nunchucks." "Dave: Examine fetch modus." "Dave: Press EJECT button." "Dave: Change to Scrabble Points Hash Modus." "Dave: Check the box "detect collisions"." "Dave: Take the skateboard." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Captchalogue the unplugged powercord." "Dave: Think of a new word for powercord." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Search for some MAD SNACKS YO." "Dave: Open refrigerator." "Dave: Take swords." "Dave: Use ice maker, it's still hot around here." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Captchalogue CHERRY BOMBS." "Dave: Take blender." "Dave: Activate garbage disposal." "Dave: Stuff down mr. purple guy into the garbage disposal." "==>" "Dave: Look up." "Dave: Use the turntables and cinderblocks to make a fort." "Dave: Yank cord." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dave: Read the note on the hatch." "Dave: Burst out of the puppet pile like "the one"." "Dave: Be the other guy." "John: Take dowels and sheets from bed and make a tent." "==>" "John: Carve a totem of the punched pogo card." "John: Repeat process with other cards and dowels." "John: Do same thing with captchalogued captchalogue card." "Rose: Collect totems." "Rose: Produce captchalogue card." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Collect cards." "John: Turn on "detect collisions"." "John: Read book. Be the wise guy." "==>" "==>" "John: Put both cards in totem lathe." "John: Take it to the alchemiter." "==>" "==>" "John: Practice with new weapon." "John: Attack the nearest imp to test pogo hammer's strength." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Pester John." "[S] John: Sleep." "Rose: Check Alchemy Excursus." "Rose: Captchalogue Sburb Server CD." "Rose: Message John the Captcha code." "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] John: Wake up." "==>" "John: Quickly grab the pogo hammer." "==>" "==>" "John: Be the imp." "John: Prepare for a boss battle." "==>" "==>" "John: Ascend to the highest point of the house." "John: Look down." "==>" "John: Turn around..." "Dave: Stop being the other guy." "[S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building." "==>" "WV: Retri..." "WV: Examine rotten pumpkin." "WV: Check the little red bar." "WV: Captchalogue can of gravy." "WV: Pick up the can of gravy. Just pick it up." "WV: Use sharp teeth to poke a hole in the lid of the can." "WV: Attempt to open can with your weak pathetic digits." "WV: Take the can labeled BEANS." "WV: Examine can of custard." "WV: Examine marking on wrist." "==>" "WV: Examine the small potted plant." "WV: Check book on Human Etiquette." "==>" "WV: Clear out all the cans inside the purple machine." "WV: Search room for can opener." "WV: Locate a nearby sharp object." "WV: Be the imp." "WV: Become the mayor of Can Town." "==>" "==>" "WV: Explore west of Can Town." "WV: Use glowing green rock to open cans." "WV: Examine box of crayons." "==>" "WV: Try to open the storage box." "WV: Examine contents of yellow container." "WV: Rescue that poor lightning bug." "==>" "WV: Use the chalk to draw some roads." "WV: Lay a chalk foundation for Can Town's civic growth." "WV: Use your own pee for the commercial zones." "WV: Use motor oil to designate commercial zones." "WV: Peel label from can of MAYO and affix to sash." "WV: Survey surroundings in search of more terrain for city." "==>" "==>" "==>" "WV: Check that rampaging boy on the screen." "WV: Turn on the other 3 screens." "WV: Press Tab." "==>" "==>" "WV: Consume several cans." "WV: Welcome the rest into the city." "WV: Hit escape." "==>" "==>" "WV: Type => SWITCH 2." "WV: Type => SWITCH 3." "WV: Type => HOME." "WV: Type => REBOOT." "WV: Be the mayor." "WV: Create employment opportunities for the citizen cans." "[S] WV: Lead your men to victory!" "WV: Mourn the loss of citizen tab." "Minutes in the future..." "WV: Go outside and get some sun." "==>" "==>" "==>" "WV: Curiously prod the funny-looking spirograph." "==>" "WV: Select the triangley fractal." "==>" "==>" "==>" "WV: Attach your trusty knife to the meter stick." "==>" "WV: Look at the other wall." "WV: Press the triangle pattern." "==>" "WV: Examine pumpkin." "WV: Devour pumpkin." "WV: Inspect green buttons." "WV: Press green button on right." "WV: Fiddle with the dials." "WV: Appearify your trusty knife." "WV: Appearify Can Town." "WV: Deappearify the pumpkin." "WV: Use trusty knife to carve spook schema in pumpkin." "WV: Move spirograph switch." "WV: Appearify firefly out of the amber." "==>" "WV: Adjust time dial to appearify rotten pumpkin." "==>" "WV: Appearify the grate over the entrance to the facility." "==>" "[S] WV: Hasten to the exit post-haste!" "oh wait" "[S] WV: Ascend." "==>" "Dear John," "ACT 3 ==>" "Enter name." "Wake up!" "Retrieve arms from..." "Drop pumpkin on Farmstink." "Read note." "Try again." "==>" "Examine room." "[S] Jade: Play a silly flute refrain." "==>" "Jade: Captchalogue flute." "Jade: Set modus." "Jade: Select Memory." "Jade: Squeal like a piglet and fertilize some plants." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Consult colourful reminders." "Jade: Captchalogue the pumpkin growing next to you." "Jade: Exit this room." "==>" "Jade: Captchalogue something." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Go upstairs to bedroom." "==>" "Jade: Ascend." "==>" "Jade: Explore the other half of your room!" "==>" "Jade: Quickly retrieve firearms from wall." "Jade: Wonder why the design on your shirt changed." "==>" "Jade: Captchalogue nearest Squiddles doll and hug it." "==>" "Jade: Lose interest in fauna and never speak of it again." "Jade: Pick up your toys!" "Jade: Organize all your dolls." "Jade: Change wardrobifier setting." "Jade: Look out window." "Jade: Retrieve fursuit from magic chest." "Jade: Open chest." "Jade: Examine magic 8-ball and magic cue ball." "==>" "Jade: Captchalogue refrigerator." "Jade: Feed your friend." "==>" "==>" "Try again." "Take another crack at this." "Ok, one more time." "==>" "Jade: Stick fruits in the refrigerator to keep them fresh." "==>" "Jade: Press the steak button." "==>" "Jade: Lightly irradiate steak." "==>" "Jade: Examine the atomic bass by your bed." "==>" "[S] Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline." "Jade: Captchalogue bass." "Jade: Open lunchtop." "Jade: Get down to business." "Jade: Activate Pesterchum." "Jade: Pester John." "Jade: See if Dave left you a sweet new rap." "==>" "[S] Jade: Open FreshJamz!" "Jade: Open Echidna and go to mspaintadventures.com" "END INTERMISSION." "[S] MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031" "==>" "Jade: Pester Dave." "[S] Dave: STRIFE." "==>" "Jade: Pester Rose." "Jade: Be the other girl." "Rose: Descend." "Jade: Stop being the other girl and pester John again." "==>" "[S] Jade: Descend." "Also in the future..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Look for mad scientists." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Transportalize as far down as you can go." "Jade: Proceed." "Jade: Keep going." "Jade: Don't stop." "==>" "Jade: Complete your descent." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Answer." "Rose: Look at that kiosk." "Rose: Go to the center and do a goofy dance." "Rose: Attempt to plug laptop into nearby hub." "==>" "Rose: Examine fetch modus." "==>" "Rose: Find the unlocked hub." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Again in the future..." "[S] Dave: Abscond." "IT KEEPS HAPPENING" "Rose: Look around for anything else of importance." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Turn on your laptop and check on John." "==>" "[S] Rose: Ascend." "John: High-five Nannaquin." "John: Climb that echeladder." "John: Collect phat lewtz." "John: Pick up as much grist as you can hold." "==>" "==>" "Elsewhere, we find a place..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "You are now..." "PM: Check mail." "PM: Open envelope." "==>" "==>" "PM: Examine keyboard and screen." "PM: Type => VIEW" "Greetings." "Don't I know you?" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd tea set." "==>" "Rose: Wear the scarf. Be the Rider." "==>" "John: Resist great urge to take the wedged shale." "==>" "John: Jump down." "==>" "Jade: Scamper into grand foyer with wild abandon." "Jade: Arm yourself." "Jade: Examine those chaps on the sofa." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Leap dramatically across the divide." "[S] Strife!!!" "==>" "Jade: Abscond!" "PM: Miraculously survive." "PM: Peer out explosion hole." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten." "Rose: Insert coin." "Rose: Let's play a game." "Rose: Screw around with the appearifier." "==>" "Rose: Cause time paradox." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Have a flashback." "==>" "Rose: Trace Jaspers' whereabouts on the machine." "[S] Rose: Fast forward to now." "==>" "Rose: Appearify Jaspers immediately." "Rose: Stop fooling around and transportalize out of there!" "Jade: Locate and feed the devilbeast you call a pet." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Retrieve the package you expected to arrive." "John: Triple somersault into room, etc. Stick the landing." "John: Snoop." "[S] John: Examine your dad's room." "John: Calm down, it'll be alright." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Enter name." "Take another stab at it." "State name and rank." "Jack: Don comical hat." "Jack: Call a minion." "==>" "==>" "Jack: Throw down hat in disgust." "==>" "==>" "John: Investigate room for anything dad may have left behind" "John: Present time! Open a present see what's inside!" "John: Obtain SW33TL00T." "==>" "John: Equip array fetch modus." "John: Read instructions for control deck." "==>" "==>" "John: Unwrap the smallest present first." "==>" "John: Open the big one." "John: Fill up an entire queuestack with shoes." "John: Captchalogue Fruit Gushers." "John: Closely inspect Fruit Gushers box." "==>" "==>" "[S] John: Mental breakdown." "[S] Jade: Retrieve package." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Check self for any mixed atoms with cat." "Rose: Look around room." "Rose: Watch the meteor impact." "==>" "==>" "John: Get down to business." "Jade: Dream." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Obliquely foreshadow future through interpretive dance" "Jade: Quick! Get into bed!" "Jade: Realize you can fly!" "Jade: Open the Package." "==>" "Months in the past..." "==>" "John: Make totems." "Rose: Flee room." "Rose: Pester John." "==>" "==>" "WV: Descend." "WV: Sacrifice your MAYORAL SASH for more CABLES." "WV: Appearify the temple." "==>" "WV: Command Serenity to carry the rope to you." "WV: Get ye rope." "==>" "==>" "==>" "WV: Try to appearify the cable again." "WV: Take obvious course of action." "Years in the future..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Build as much as you can as fast as you can." "==>" "John: Alchemize." "==>" "[S] Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo." "Jade: Change wardrobifier to cycle thru STAR HEART HORSESHOE" "Jade: Go explore the golden city." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Go and make a new friend." "==>" "==>" "==>" "WV: Eat letter and envelope." "WV: Look behind you!" "WV: Read letter." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "WV: Give present! Hooray!!!" "Jade: Gracefully fly to the other golden tower." "Jade: Inspect neighbor's tower." "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Alchemize in a 1980's time-lapse montage." "John: Recombine hammer and pogo ride." "John: Combine ghost shirt and suit." "John: Combine ghost suit and Wise Guy book." "John: Combine glasses and PDA." "John: Combine sledgehammer, telescope, and Sassacre text." "John: Combine gushers and blue ectoplasm." "John: Combine fake arm, blue ectoplasm, and PDA." "John: Combine ghost gauntlet and bathroom mirror." "John: Combine umbrella and straight razor." "John: Combine gushers and shaving cream." "John: Combine Ghost Dad poster with..." "John: Captchalogue/punch Heath Ledger Joker figurine." "John: Combine Cosby poster with computer." "John: Combine Dad's hat and Problem Sleuth game." "John: Combine Hammer and Problem Sleuth game." "John: Combine iron and pogo hammer." "==>" "[S] Dave: Strife!" "==>" "==>" "[S] Jade: Pester John." "==>" "Jade: Update colourful reminders." "==>" "Jade: Grab your harpoon gun." "Jade: Use harpoon to zip-line into the great outdoors." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Finish building." "Dave: Mourn the loss of Cal." "Dave: Go get a god damn new sword." "Dave: Captchalogue beta." "Dave: Eject your modus and set it to Scrabble values." "Dave: Get beta." "Dave: Pester Rose." "==>" "Rose: Captchalogue and send John code for his present." "Months in the past..." "dear rose," "==>" "Rose: Answer." "==>" "==>" "==>" "dear dave," "==>" "Dave: Answer." "You are now..." "AR: Realize that your weapon is magazine-fed, not clip-fed." "AR: Examine the wall behind you." "AR: Go search for more ammo." "AR: Quickly retrieve side arms." "AR: Find a rocket launcher." "==>" "AR: Befriend the unwelcome rogues." "==>" "==>" "==>" "AR: Examine moving platform." "Jade: Place present on monument." "==>" "==>" "==>" "PM : Read the letter." "==>" "==>" "AR: Berate self for unauthorized demolition." "AR: Be the law." "==>" "WV: Wave about in a distracting manner." "==>" "PM: Scamper quickly to the newly created hole." "==>" "PM: Read the next step of the letter." "==>" "==>" "Years in the past..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "dear jade," "==>" "WHOP" "==>" "Jack: Kill John's dad yourself." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Play guitar to summon giant lily pads." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Install beta." "[S] Enter." "==>" "==>" "==>" "END OF ACT 3" "INTERMISSION" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Inspect timekeeping devices." "[I] SS: Captchalogue carriage clock." "[I] SS: Build fort with clocks." "[I] SS: Check for traps under the billiards rug." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Play 52 pickup." "[I] SS: Open war chest." "[I] SS: Shuffle contents of war chest." "[I] SS: Scavenge war chest for fancy headwear." "[I] SS: Hide inside your war chest." "[I] SS: Start up the Crosbytop." "[I] SS: Go to mspaintadventures.com." "[I] SS: Delete the time setting on the crosbytop." "[I] SS: Take the spade key." "[I] SS: Examine vendetta itinerary." "[I] SS: Wonder where the number 8 mugshot went." "[I] SS: Examine heist map." "[I] SS: Use radio device to check on unscrupulous cohorts." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Enter the hallway near the main entrance." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Be Hearts Boxcars." "[I] CD: Rough him up." "[I] ==>" "[I] CD: Punch clocks in faces to establish chronology." "[I] CD: Swap hats with Doze." "[I] CD: Dump the contents of your war chest over him." "[I] CD: Play some solitaire." "[I] CD: Throw the hat down and stomp it mercilessly." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Stop being Hearts Boxcars." "[I] SS: Lift left leg and hold it a little ways in the air." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Wear CD's hat on top of your current one." "[I] SS: Wear backup hat." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Be Diamonds Droog." "[I] ==>" "[I] CD: Grab the deuce of clubs." "[I] CD: Pick up all of the cards and throw them at Doze." "[I] CD: Pick a card, any card." "[I] CD: Pick up card depicting stately blonde-haired fellows" "[I] CD: Forget you are CD. Believe you are Hearts Boxcars." "[I] DD: Wear backup hat." "[I] DD: Retrieve hat from brawlsoleum." "[I] DD: Withdraw licorice fish from backup hat." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] DD: Resume pursuit of wounded felt member." "[I] DD: Follow trail of blood up the stairs." "[I] CD: Follow Diamonds Droog's instructions." "[I] CD: Just lock Doze in the battledrobe." "[I] ==>" "[I] Meanwhile, running roughly parallel with present events." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Make friends with Die." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] HB: Stop being SS." "[I] HB: Do a silly dance." "[I] HB: Pry the wall from the safe." "[I] HB: Deploy PUNCHBOX." "[I] HB: Retrieve two of hearts from backup hat." "[I] HB: Peruse Red Cheeks magazine." "[I] HB: Call Clubs on nearest card." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] CD: Follow path." "[I] ==>" "[I] DD: Take a good look around the new room you're in." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Rematerialize." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Help the green man live up to his name." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Take voodoo doll." "[I] SS: Clocks. Destroy them." "[I] DD: Follow blood trail downstairs and finish him off." "[I] SS: Return to being Hearts Boxcars." "[I] CD: Implement nefarious scheme." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] CD: Follow the red-blood road." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] HB: Waste exactly four hours on this tomfoolery." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] HB: Call Spades for backup." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] CD: Burst in thrusting bull penis cane." "[I] ==>" "[I] DD: Sneak into Stitch's boutique." "[I] ==>" "[I] HB: Prod idiots with Red Cheeks." "[I] SS: Remove Crowbar's pin." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Insert and quickly remove Snowman's pin." "[S][I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Remove knife from eye." "[I] SS: Give it to Sawbuck." "[I] SS: Kill something out of rage and frustration." "[I] SS: Bring knives to the gunfight." "[I] SS: Occam's Razor. Crowbar's head. Make it hapen." "[I] Years in the past..." "[I] SS: Hit Crowbar in the head." "[I] SS: Stuff him in your deck of cards." "[I] SS: Just go stab Sawbuck until the time shenanigans stop" "[I] SS: Carry Sawbuck like Titan Atlas would carry the world" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Stick Crowbar's pin back in again." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Take a moment to think up some time-based one-liners" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Stab first, utter puns later." "[I] ==>" "[I] PSS: Remove Crowbar's pin." "[I] PSS: Be Future Spades Slick." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Quickly remove lance from Sawbuck." "[I] SS: Knock Sawbuck unconscious." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] DD: Call Spades." "[I] DD: Have Stitch patch up SS's effigy." "[I] SS: Have right eye patched up." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Arm yourself, in case Cans shows up." "[I] SS: Ride around on horse hitcher pretending to joust." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] DD: Shoot up biscuit and eggs's effigies." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: CHARGE!" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Start whacking things with the crowbar." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] HB: Attempt to eat Eggs." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Crowbar. Biscuits' oven. Make it hapen." "[I] CD: Put dynamite in oven." "[I] CD: Turn up heat on Biscuit's oven." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Use crowbar to pry the safe open." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Politely ask Clover to remain calm." "[I] DD: Ask Clover for the ultimate riddle." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] DD: Check personal ads of periodical." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] DD: Resist urge to shout "Oh Yeah!"" "[I] ==>" "[I] HB: Use Eggs' body as bait for Cans." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Ignore him and just pry the safe open." "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Enter the vault." "[I] SS: Dramatically use the spade key." "[I] SS: Peek inside keyhole." "[I] SS: Use rules card for blackjack." "[I] SS: Get on with it." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] SS: Flip your sprite." "[I] SS: Scan the barcode." "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] ==>" "[I] yeah you" "[I] ==>" "END INTERMISSION." "[S] ACT 4 ==>" "In a future settled askance of the present..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "In the mystic ruins of an era pre-desecration..." "Jade: Take the discs." "Jade: Switch to Jenga modus." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Switch to Pictionary modus." "Jade: Try out new Pictionary modus." "Jade: Draw Lunchtop." "==>" "Jade: Captchalogue the beta." "Jade: Quick! Random scribbling!" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Draw a pumpkin." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Get the rest of your items." "Jade: Captchalogue bass on card with Dutton ghost image." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Install Beta." "Jade: Pester chums." "John: Pester Rose." "==>" "Dave: Pester Rose." "John: Answer troll." "John: Search for your father's car." "WV: Settle this dispute in a rational, diplomatic manner." "==>" "Jade: Deploy alchemiter." "Jade: Deploy cruxtruder in Dave's room." "==>" "Jade: Move Dave's bed to the roof." "Jade: Deploy the cruxtruder in its place." "Jade: Replace television with totem lathe." "Jade: Organize Dave's puppets." "Jade: Tidy up Strider's apartment a little." "==>" "[S] ==>" "AR: Cautiously drink TAB." "AR: Retrieve mysterious artifacts from ruins." "WV: Introduce new friends to John." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "I am told your name is John. Is that correct?" "It's nice to meet you, John." "Ok, John. Let's explore this place!" "This is great! Something is in there. Take a look." "There is nothing inside. Should we put something in?" "This one's empty. Perhaps a delivery is in order?" "Introduce yourself to the local amphibious fauna." "Y" "Hooray! This one contains a prize!" "Open it! Open it!!!" "How exciting! A parcel for you. Retrieve it!" "Converse." "A good place to keep lookout?" "Seer." "Seer, can you hear me?" "Have a look around, Rose." "You have much to discover." "John: Go over the river and through the woods." "==>" "Jade: Drop the toilet in Dave's room." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dave: Use now empty apple juice bottle as pee receptacle." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dave: Kick that puppet out of the shower." "Jade: Retrieve Dave's copy of Sburb and the impaled crow." "Jade: Put something weird in the seizure kernel." "==>" "Jade: Wake up." "==>" "AR: Use gunpowder and empty crates to make a campfire." "==>" "AR: Win over that fine carapace in grey." "==>" "==>" "So many years ago, entrenched in the temporally oblique..." "==>" "AR?: Surround the scene with caution tape." "AR?: Write the owner of this vehicle a ticket." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Activate ghost gloves." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "WV, PM, AR: Stargaze." "==>" "==>" "PM?: Retrieve package." "==>" "PM?: Ready sword." "AR?: Doff your hat to the attractive female." "PM?: Retrieve both parcels." "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Chase the man, you want your book!" "John: Save the lizards!" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John, the uncarved tablet you retrieved." "Great! I would like you to carve something on it." "Rose, find your sprite." "Your deceased pet." "Is it not why you are here?" "Follow them." "Examine your pet's tomb." "Enter." "==>" "==>" "A mother will do whatever is best for her children." "WV: Become the mayor of Exile Town." "==>" "WV: Fondly regard desert night." "==>" "Jade: Give Dave punch card of an eggy loking thign [sic]." "Dave: Pester Jade." "Dave: Make the world's largest omlette." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Deploy Punch Designix." "Jade: Check unknown objects." "Jade: Deploy green and white compact disc." "==>" "Jade: Deploy circuit board looking thingy." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Attempt to deploy catchalogue disk drive." "Dave: Insert card with the CD on the slot." "Dave: Insert disc into computer." "Dave: Install software." "==>" "Dave: Illegally pirate some of John's shale." "Dave: Download a bunch of grist from John. He has plenty." "You guide the Heir. Consult with him." "Who is this bothering you?" "Meanwhile, the past pulls a mean double reacharound..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "PM?: Follow the agent." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose, I must leave now." "This is the last you will hear from me." "==>" "Rose: Sip martini thoughtfully." "==>" "Fourth Exile: Suddenly appear." "==>" "==>" "PM: Command John to put the carved tablet into a pyxis." "==>" "PM?: Locate the Archagent." "PM?: Grab the box and run!" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jack: Examine package." "Jack: Open it." "Dave: Punch some cards." "Dave: Put a punched card in a shunt." "==>" "Dave: Use a punched Gamebro Magazine card." "Jade: Draw the punch designix." "==>" "Jade: Send the code to Dave." "Dave: Punch code and put it in the jumper shunty thing." "Jade: Draw the holopad." "==>" "Dave: Upgrade alchemiter with holopad." "Jade: Draw the totem lathe." "Jade: Draw the jumper block." "Dave: Upgrade." "Jade: Draw the intellibeam laserstation." "==>" "Dave: Captchalogue enlarger." "Dave: Upgrade." "Jade: Draw air conditioner on roof." "Dave: Make air conditioner unit." "==>" "John: Find the car." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Strife." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Knit the scarf. Ride the ogre." "==>" "Rose: Answer Dave." "Dave: Answer troll." "Rose: Answer troll." "==>" "Rose: Answer troll." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Answer troll." "==>" "John: Take shortcut." "==>" "==>" "John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter." "John: Give dear sweet Casey the bunny." "John: Surrender to overwhelming emotions." "John: Answer CG." "John: Answer GC." "John: Turn around." "John: Examine gate." "John: Hop in." "WV, AR: Prepare gift for the WQ." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Meanwhile, in a long discarded memory..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Consult with Jaspersprite." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Pester Jade." "Rose: Pester Dave." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Await further instruction." "John: Captchalogue rocket pack." "==>" "John: Make rocket pack." "John: Answer Dave." "John: Captchalogue Casey." "John: Blast off." "==>" "[S] Dave: Accelerate." "Dave: Consult with Calsprite." "Dave: Pester Rose." "Dave: Reverse." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Pester Dave." "Rose: Prepare for nap." "Future Dream Rose: Cease to exist." "[S] ==>" "Davesprite: Troll GC." "Davesprite: Chill with Dave." "==>" "Meanwhile, hundreds of pages ago..." "==>" "so hey" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Get pestered by Dave." "John: Get trolled by CG." "[S] Jack: Ascend." "Locate fourth wall." "Activate." "AH: Engage in highly indulgent self-insertion into story." "AH: Examine wall." "AH: Forget it. Go back to work." "AH: Recap first year of Homestuck." "AH: I didn't read any of that. Do something less boring." "AH: Retrieve arm from background." "AH: Why don't you keep drawing Homestuck or something." "Ok. ==>" "AH: This is stupid. Stop being a wiseass and get drawing." "AH: Can you show us what's going on with John again?" "AH: That sounds like a good idea." "Switch wall's view to show us what's going on with John." "==>" "John: Answer GC." "John: Open map." "John: Proceed to the second gate." "John: Enter." "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Get up." "John: Answer Dave." "John: Snoop." "John: Pick up books." "Dave: Zoom in." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Check Rose's bookshelf." "John: Look at a book." "John: Take book." "John: Oh, just open the package already." "==>" "John," "John: Put the bunny back in the box." "John: Take box." "John: Deploy beloved daughter." "John: Answer troll." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] Rose and Dave: Shut up and jam." "==>" "==>" "Rose: First, be the pony. Second, follow Mom." "Maplehoof: Enter." "Maplehoof: Follow scent." "Maplehoof: Collect grist." "Maplehoof: Proceed." "==>" "John: First, be the hat. Second, find dad." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Visit Rose's alchemiter." "John: Make item." "John: Shrink it down." "John: Pester Davesprite." "Rose: Check out Dave's computer." "==>" "==>" "TA: Fix GA's computer." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Examine laptop." "Rose: Go find John." "Rose: Proceed through door uneventfully." "John: Equip trusty rocket." "==>" "John: Blast off." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Be the puppet." "==>" "==>" "==>" "AR?: Follow." "John: Explore." "==>" "John: Investigate." "John: Enter." "John: Aggress." "John: Collect spoils." "John: Proceed." "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Explore lab." "John: Explore lab further." "John: Who cares, just ride the pony already." "==>" "John: But seriously, keep exploring." "John: Put it on." "John: Examine nearby station." "AR?: Resist urge to ride bro's rocket board." "AR?: Pop a fucking wheelie." "==>" "PM?: Prepare to depart for battlefield." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "CD?: Pick PM?'s pocket." "==>" "PM?: Depart." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Meanwhile, in a Timeless Expanse..." "[S] WV?: Rise up." "Rose: Alchemize a whole bunch of cool stuff." "Rose: Combine hub and laptop." "Rose: Combine bronzed vacuum and umbrella." "Rose: Combine salamander and eldritch plush." "Rose: Combine ink bottle and Gushers." "Rose: Combine hubtop and hair band." "Rose: Combine magnetic W and bottle of vodka." "Rose: Combine wizard statue and ball of yarn." "Rose: Combine wizard statue and knitting needles." "Rose: Combine knittings and velvet pillow and squiddle shirt" "Rose: Combine needlewands and grimoire." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Aggrieve encroaching malefactors." "==>" "Jade: Build." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Wake up and jam." "Dave: Combine sunglasses and iPhone." "Dave: Combine timetables and computer." "Dave: Combine puppet tux + smuppet." "Dave: Combine broken Caledscratch and ruby contraband." "Dave: Preview item with holopad." "Dave: Combine whole Caledscratch and ruby contraband." "Dave: Combine shitty sword and Hella Jeff drawing." "Dave: Combine Snoop Dogg photo and mini A/C and Caledscratch" "Dave: Combine skateboard and Hella Jeff drawing." "==>" "Dave: Make another one." "Dave: Combine Gamebro Magazine and timetables." "Dave: Combine batarang + Midnight Crew poster." "Dave: Combine plush puppet tux + Midnight Crew poster." "Dave: Combine plush puppet tux + Felt poster." "Dave: Combine smuppet and Felt poster." "Dave: Combine dead things in amber && smuppet." "Dave: Combine dead things in amber || smuppet." "Dave: Combine fetus in a jar and Mr. T puppet." "==>" "Dave: Combine camera and captchalogue card." "Dave: Take photo of self." "Dave: Combine fetus in a jar and self portrait photo." "Dave: Captcharoid the hologram of your own brain." "Dave: Combine brain and SBaHJ drawing and captcharoid camera" "Dave: Try it out." "==>" "Dave: Make copies of Rose's journals." "Dave: Take a look." "Dave: Read it." "==>" "Dave: Read Complacency of the Learned." "==>" "Dave: Go get a bookmark." "==>" "Dave: Check on Rose." "Dave: Pester." "Davesprite: Also pester." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Chill with Davesprite." "==>" "Dave: Go back in time and stop the thief." "Dave: Throw yourself out the window." "John: Press a button on the control panel." "John: Examine monitor." "John: Zoom in." "==>" "==>" "John: Press blue button." "==>" "==>" "John: => SWITCH 4" "John: Zoom in." "==>" "John: Press blue button." "John: => SWITCH 3" "John: Zoom in." "==>" "John: Press blue button." "John: => SWITCH 2" "John: Zoom in." "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Press blue button." "==>" "John: There's one more button to push." "==>" "==>" "John: Scale echeladder." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Navigating the veil nearby..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "CG: Troll John." "John: Tend to little pink monkeys." "==>" "==>" "John: Get trolled by CG again." "==>" "AR?: Shred." "==>" "AR?: Go in." "AR?: Go down." "AR?: Search premises." "AR?: Examine equipment." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "AR?: Fast forward." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Get trolled by CG in sane and linear manner." "==>" "[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter." "END OF ACT 4" "==>" "==>" "Dave: Get trolled by GC." "Jade: Get trolled by AT." "==>" "Rose: Get trolled by GA." "Dave: Keep getting trolled by GC." "[S] Descend." "==>" "==>" "Hours in the future..." "the recent past is recalled..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Hours in the future..." "the recent past is recalled..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John!" "==>" "dear john," "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Hours in the future..." "the recent past is recalled..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Hours in the future..." "and then years..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Recap 2." "ACT 5 ==>" "Enter name." "Try again." "Hivebent" "Enter name." "Try again." "Karkat: Examine slimy purple pod." "Karkat: Get in." "Karkat: Examine movie posters." "======>" "Karkat: Captchalogue sickle." "Karkat: Take card vault." "Karkat: Examine large black book." "======>" "Karkat: Leave your room." "Karkat: Examine neighborhood." "======>" "Karkat: Go back inside." "Karkat: Check out magazine." "Karkat: Check out DVD." "Karkat: Get down to business on computer." "Karkat: Answer troll." "======>" "Enter name." "Gamzee: Captchalogue bottle of Faygo." "Gamzee: Captchalogue computer." "Gamzee: Ride one wheel device." "======>" "Gamzee: Sample delicious pie cooling on the counter." "Gamzee: Take a juggling club." "Gamzee: Go outside." "======>" "Gamzee: Retrieve husktop." "======>" "======>" "Gamzee: Answer troll." "Karkat: Get some programming done." "Karkat: Check out one of his files." "Karkat: Answer troll." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Enter name." "Terezi: Cut to the chase and begin LARPing immediately." "Terezi: Interrogate." "======>" "======>" "Terezi: Slap him around a bit." "======>" "======>" "Terezi: Call a witness." "======>" "======>" "Terezi: Sentence the criminal." "Terezi: Flip." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Terezi: Adjourn." "======>" "Terezi: Go get cane." "======>" "Terezi: Begin recruiting red team members." "Terezi: Troll AC." "Terezi: Troll TC." "======>" "Terezi: Deal with Karkat." "A little later..." "======>" "Karkat: Deal with Terezi." "A little while ago..." "======>" "======>" "======>" "A little later..." "======>" "And later still..." "Karkat: Deal with crabby customer." "[S???] ======>" "======>" "======>" "Yeah." "======>" "======>" "Enter name." "Sollux: Equip throwing stars to strife specibus." "Sollux: Fling stars specibus-ward." "Sollux: Taste honey." "Sollux: Calm those bees down." "Sollux: Get to work at computer." "Sollux: Recruit team leader." "======>" "======>" "Sollux: Deal with apocalypseArisen." "Sollux: Abort." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Sollux: Lament." "Sollux: Delete." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Be the other girl." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Stop being the other girl." "Enter name." "Tavros: Cut to the chase and play card games immediately." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Tavros: Command faithful steed." "Tavros: Horsaroni: Spawntech -> Slumberbuddies." "======>" "======>" "Tavros: Roll up your ramp." "Tavros: Hop in." "Tavros: Take lance." "======>" "Tavros: Admire posters." "Way in the future..." "======>" "======>" "And way back again..." "Tavros: Deal with AG." "Tavros: Rap with TC." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Be the other other girl." "Render the girl in a more symbolic manner." "Enter name." "Aradia: Retrieve computer." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Aradia: Humor GA." "======>" "Aradia: Check on Sollux." "Aradia: Go up." "======>" "Aradia: Get bugged by AG." "Be the mysterious spider girl." "Sollux: Get back to Aradia." "Sollux: Look out window." "======>" "======>" "Much later..." "Sollux: Wake up." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Enter name." "Nepeta: Retrieve claws from arms." "Nepeta: Scratch lusus behind ears." "======>" "Nepeta: Examine computer." "Nepeta: Answer Karkat." "Nepeta: Consult with friend on the matter." "======>" "Nepeta: Give Tavros the bad news." "======>" "======>" "Some time ago..." "Tavros: Contact fellow Team Charge member." "Tavros: Hatch campaign." "======>" "Tavros: Go outside and begin adventure." "A little later..." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Back in the present..." "Karkat: Be the other asshole." "HURRY" "======>" "======>" "Aradia: Go home." "======>" "Aradia: Begin session." "Aradia: Connect to server player." "Aradia: Tier 1 prototype." "======>" "Aradia: Enter." "======>" "Aradia: Tier 2 prototype." "======>" "Nepeta: Interrogate frog girl." "Aradia: Be the huge bitch." "Enter name." "Vriska: Check out cool drawing on wall." "Vriska: Proceed to computer." "======>" "Vriska: Take dice." "Vriska: Begin meddling." "======>" "Vriska: Deal with this guy." "======>" "Vriska: Endure meddling." "Vriska: Check on lusus." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Enter name." "Equius: Check on lusus." "======>" "Equius: Thank Aurthour." "======>" "Equius: Drink lusus milk." "======>" "Equius: Equiup a bow." "======>" "Equius: Answer." "Equius: Talk to friend/enemy." "Vriska: Be in cahoots with Equius. Cahoooooooots." "======>" "Equius: Go check on Aradia's present." "Equius: Remove tarp." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Moments earlier..." "Vriska: Meddle with Terezi." "And much earlier than that..." "======>" "======>" "Aradia: Make her pay." "======>" "======>" "Vriska: Answer white text guy." "Vriska: Make her pay." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Be the white text guy." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Terezi: Orchestrate demise of the wicked." "Terezi: Contact partner in crime." "Vriska: Consult little advantage." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Terezi: Inform Mr. Vanilla Milkshake about his missing orb." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "In the aftermath of more recent misfortune..." "======>" "Vriska: Roll." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Vriska: What's her deal????????" "======>" "Equius: Let her know the deal." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Equius: Proceed to second gate." "======>" "Equius: Enter." "Equius: Deliver present." "Aradiasprite: Enter soulbot." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Nepeta: Update wall." "Karkat: Recruit Vriska." "======>" "Be Jack a few minutes ago..." "======>" "Jack: Look at knife." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Karkat: Be in cahoots with Jack." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Red team: Execute Operation Regisurp." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "And pages and pages and pages." "Enter name." "Kanaya: Equip chainsaw." "Kanaya: Fine, equip that then." "Kanaya: Apply." "======>" "Kanaya: Answer CC." "Kanaya: Check on lusus." "======>" "======>" "Kanaya: Go downstairs." "Kanaya: Operate." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Kanaya: Captchalogue that thing." "======>" "Kanaya: Just a taste." "======>" "Kanaya: Meddle with moirail." "======>" "Kanaya: Answer CA." "Kanaya: Return to room." "Kanaya: Consult source." "======>" "======>" "Tavros: Enter." "And in time..." "======>" "======>" "Tavros: Summon Rufio." "======>" "Vriska: Wheeeeeeee!" "======>" "Kanaya: Mediate." "Vriska: Scurry downstairs." "======>" "Vriska: Take them." "Vriska: Go back up." "Vriska: Get code." "======>" "Vriska: Send code." "Tavros: Alchemize." "Tavros: Fly, Pupa!!!!!!!!" "And again, in time..." "Tavros: Lead fearsome entourage into ruins." "======>" "Tavros: Confer with teammate." "Tavros: Look at map." "Tavros: Point cherry vehicle toward X on map." "======>" "======>" "Vriska: Wake up." "Vriska: Help Pupa find shadow." "======>" "Vriska: Apply special stardust." "======>" "Vriska: Make Pupa have happy thoughts." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Kanaya: Deal with your own crisis." "Kanaya: Return to serving client." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Try to understand." "======>" "Examine flushed quadrant." "Examine caliginous quadrant." "======>" "Examine ashen quadrant." "======>" "======>" "Examine pale quadrant." "======>" "Wait! More troll romance exposition please." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Attempt 2x transition combo." "Enter name." "Eridan: Do something awesome." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Enter name." "Feferi: Do something adorable." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Feferi: Go home." "Eridan: Go home." "Eridan: Examine block." "======>" "Feferi: Examine block." "======>" "======>" "Eridan and Feferi: Do something ridiculous." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Eridan: Bother Feferi." "Eridan: Go get a beverage." "Eridan: Check fridge." "Eridan: Open it." "Feferi: Go get a beverage." "======>" "======>" "Feferi: Disarm." "Eridan: Disarm." "Eridan: Bother Vriska." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Some time later..." "Feferi: Report to Eridan." "======>" "Feferi: Proceed to gate." "Karkat: Check on Sollux." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Gamzee: Indulge emotional theatrics." "Eridan: Slam a Faygo." "Eridan: BLUH!" "And later still..." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Karkat: BLUH!" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "MSPA: Quick, become more meta while AH is brooding." "==========>" "====================>" "AH: Ok, ha ha, get back to the story jackass." "Uh... Wolf?" "This is ridiculous." "Oh my god." "Wow." "Alright, now you're DEFINITELY trolling us. Come on." "AH: Recap, then?" "AH: Reel it in." "SS: Move this along." "==>" "SS: Type '====', then ==>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "BOY." "YOU THERE. RED AND BLUE EYE BOY." "I REMEMBER THIS!" "IT WILL ONLY BE A MOMENT." "TROLL ETIQUETTE SURE IS CONFUSING." "OH JEEZ." "======>" "Sollux: Blast off." "Sollux: Get back to adventurin'." "======>" "Vriska: Get back to adventurin'." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "8th exile: Type "=> SWITCH 2"." "======>" "Seer." "It is time." "Terezi: Retrieve chalk." "======>" "======>" "Terezi: Inquire." "To begin your mission." "You must eliminate the archagent." "Nepeta: Surely you must be adventurin' by now." "Nepeta: Aggress." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Equius: Get up and commence the adventurin'." "Equius: Answer Karkat." "Equius: Read first memo." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Karkat: Begin another memo." "HEY RUNT" "I SAID GET YER ASS UP AND GO KISS THE GIRL YOU PIPSQUEAK" "YOU KISS THAT GIRL THIS INSTANT" "======>======>======>" "Thief." "You will need to be strong." "======>" "======>" "======>" "Snowman: Continue briefing." "Find the ring before he does." "And then," "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Centuries ago..." "======>" "Kanaya: Reply to memo." "Kanaya: Scroll up." "Terezi: Fly up." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "Terezi: Respond." "Terezi: Get closer look." "======>" "[S... BAHJ] Terezi: Ascend." "[S] Make her pay." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "DD: Move this along." "Skip to the end." "======>" "======>" "======>" "That's what I like to hear." "Aradia: Skip to the end." "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "======>" "==>" "END OF ACT 5 ACT 1" "[S] ACT 5 ACT 2 ==>" "==>" "Karkat: Troll this worthless human." "Terezi: Open memo." "==>" "John: Land already." "==>" "==>" "Vriska: Manipul8 this worthless human." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Reunite with your loving father, and also scarf lady." "==>" "Vriska: Try harder." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Answer troll." "John: W8 around for a few minutes." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Land already." "==>" "WV?: Survey casualties." "==>" "John: Prepare for flight." "==>" "==>" "John: Return." "==>" "==>" "John: Dispatch these pests." "John: Examine room." "John: Examine computer." "John: Examine Posters." "==>" "Vriska: What's his deal????????" "==>" "==>" "John: Discard sordid receptacle." "John: Exit to balcony." "==>" "==>" "John: Assail rogue." "==>" "John: Look up." "John: Pester someone's server player." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Investigate." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Answer." "Rose: Be the troll girl." "Kanaya: Confer with leader." "Kanaya: Troll the Rose human." "Kanaya: Open viewport." "Kanaya: Keep viewing." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Kanaya: View the past." "==>" "Kanaya: Enter name." "==>" "Kanaya: Troll the John human." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Kanaya: Troll Rose human again." "==>" "Kanaya: Explore this human emotion called friendship." "==>" "Kanaya: Troll the Dave human." "Kanaya: Have seventh conversation." "Kanaya: Hop to 8=8." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Kanaya: Have eighth conversation." "==>" "John: Make backup computer." "John: Reunite with loving fatherly comedian themed laptop." "==>" "Kanaya: Have sixteenth conversation." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Empty sylladex." "==>" "John: Hurry up!" "John: Blast off." "==>" "John: Pester someone's server player's server player." "Dave: Make a goddamn killing in the LOHACSE." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Receive transfer from John." "Dave: Answer." "Dave: Be the troll girl." "Terezi: Sniff Skaiaward." "Terezi: Deploy smelloscope." "Terezi: Take a whiff." "==>" "==>" "Terezi: Return to party." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Terezi: Report news to partytown subscribers." "Terezi: Open memo." "Terezi: Wait for this important thing to happen." "Terezi: Accept transfer." "Terezi: Lick screen." "==>" "Terezi: Confer with network administrator." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Terezi: Examine douthchebag." "==>" "Terezi: Observe coolkid." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Sollux: Enter name." "==>" "Terezi: Troll this awesome coolkid." "Terezi: Be the awesome coolkid." "Dave: Pester Terezi." "Dave: Change into Four Aces Suited." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Pester Vriska." "==>" "==>" "[S] Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to lose" "John: Answer Karkat." "Dave: Answer Karkat." "John and Dave: Respond to memo." "Karkat: Be Past Karkat." "[S] Past Karkat: Wake up." "John: Connect to Jade." "John: Deploy... huh?" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Get hassled." "Rose: Answer Eridan." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Answer Aradia." "==>" "Aradia: Randomly explode." "==>" "Rose: Answer Nepeta." "Rose: Summon mystery fellow." "==>" "Rose: Give Jaspersprite laptop." "==>" "Dave: Get hassled." "Dave: Answer Gamzee." "Gamzee: Watch." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Gamzee: ENGAGE HERO MODE." "==>" "Dave: Answer Equius." "Dave: Pull sword out of thing." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Equius: Dry off." "Dave: Take legendary POS." "Dave: Answer Terezi." "==>" "Dave: Summon Davesprite." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Davesprite: Defend." "Jack: Examine." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] Jade: Wake up." "==>" "Jade: Answer." "Jade: Pester Karkat." "Karkat: Open memo." "Jade: Consult reminders." "Jade: Remove reminders." "==>" "==>" "Jade: Head home." "John: Be the someone who is Jade's server player." "John: Deploy cruxtruder." "==>" "==>" "John: Deploy totem lathe." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Deploy alchemiter." "Jade: Go inside." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Open cruxtruder." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Proceed to stairwell." "John: Yank monster off of thing." "==>" "Jade: Go upstairs." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Answer John." "Jade: Examine punched card." "Jade: Carve totem." "Jade: Pester Dave." "==>" "Dave: Visit paradox sister." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: View John." "John: Wake up." "==>" "==>" "John: Pester Jade." "==>" "John: Equip goggles." "John: Answer Rose." "John: Look to your right." "==>" "==>" "John: Answer the one who hates you." "==>" "[S] Jade: Enter." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "WV: Examine fourth station." "WV: Examine pumpkin." "WV: Examine ring." "WV: Remember." "==>" "==>" "==>" "WV?: Defend treasure." "==>" "John: Wake up again." "==>" "==>" "WV: Command the thief's apprentice." "sir john, i have politely returned." "oh dear. the purple text human again?" "what about the green text human, that one was nicer." "drat. please continue to solicit her graciously, good john." "why are you on a small rock? are you in peril, sir?" "the master thief! is that who you are talking to now, john?" "i don't like the gray text knight. it is an unpleasant human" "john, stop talking to the gray text not human immediately." "stop stop stop stop stop stop stop." "WV: Push it." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Apprentice: Answer thief." "==>" "==>" "JOHN, I APOLOGIZE IN A MANNERLY WAY FOR MY BIG LETTERS." "BUT I MUST URGE YOU TO ADDRESS THIS DANGER." "WHY DON'T YOU DO THE WINDY THING?" "BOY, YOU'RE BEING VERY STUPID." "DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dave: Snoop." "==>" "==>" "[S] ==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Answer." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Wake up again." "==>" "Jade: Get out of bed." "Jade: Pester John." "Jade: Climb." "Jade: Turn around." "[S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Level up!" "Jade: Thank best friend." "==>" "==>" "Greetings." "==>" "Don't I know you?" "==>" "==>" "PM: Rule." "==>" "WQ: Approach queen." "==>" "PM: Appoint royal advisor." "==>" "Jade: Return." "==>" "Jade: Go upstairs." "Jade: Retrieve lunchtop." "Jade: Answer Dave." "==>" "Jade: Deploy laserstation." "Dave: Eject disc." "Dave: Scan." "Dave: Read code." "Dave: Duplicate disc." "Jade: Go downstairs." "Dave: Deploy and upgrade." "Jade: OH GOD HURRY UP AND ALCHEMIZE STUFF GO GO GO." "Dave: Wake up." "Dave: Retrieve shades." "Dave: Answer Rose." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Answer fairy god troll." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Answer fairy god troll." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Thief: Tear into Page." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Page: Retrieve arms." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "AH: Ride." "Hell yes." "Hell." "Fucking." "Yes." "Heir: Level up." "Air: Cloud up." "==>" "==>" "[S] John: Enter village." "John: Proceed to Quest Bed." "John: Take legendary nap." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] JOHN. RISE UP." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Pester Terezi." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dave: Show him your stabs." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "KISS HER" "KISS THAT GIRL YOU WIMP" "AW FER CRYING OUT LOUD" "THATS IT" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Thief." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Steal his will." "==>" "DD: => SWITCH 4" "Take her out." "Finish her." "What are you." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rise up, Thief." "==>" "Snowman: Escape." "==>" "WV: Escape." "==>" "==>" "WV: Examine treasure." "WV: Search for power source." "Jade: Prepare for imminent windfall." "==>" "shit. lets be santa" "Jade: Draw conksuck boot." "Jade: Deck halls." "Jade: Alchemize." "Jade: Make earmuffs." "Jade: Just draw some earmuffs." "Jade: Combine earmuffs and lunchtop." "Jade: Combine Johnny 5 and lunchtop." "==>" "Jade: Combine Iron Man armor and outfit." "==>" "Jade: Combine one of grandpa's beauties and outfit." "==>" "Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic cue ball." "==>" "Jade: Combine Rose's crystal ball and magic 8 ball." "Jade: Combine crystal ball and glasses." "Jade: Combine sooth specs and lunchtop." "Jade: Combine furry trophy, lunchtop, and shirt/shoes." "Jade: Combine Dave's Midnight Crew poster and rifle." "Jade: Combine Charles Dutton and squiddle." "==>" "Jade: Sketch particle accelerator." "Jade: Combine rifle, iron lass suit and particle accelerator" "==>" "Jade: Combine mummy and MC poster and outfit." "Jade: Combine green sun bedsheets and girl's best friend." "Jade: Combine dress of eclectica, Felt poster, and 8 ball." "Jade: Combine mecha, streetsweeper, and iron suit." "==>" "Jade: Combine Dutton and sooth specs." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Answer this douche bag." "Jade: Make this legendary piece of shit." "Jade: Throw LPOS outside with the trash." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Sollux: Answer Aradia." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "0_0" "==>" "Doomed Dave: Wake up." "Doomed Dave: Pester Terezi." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Terezi: Abscond." "Jade: Employ junior compu-sooth spectagoggles." "Jade: View John." "Jade: View Rose." "==>" "Jade: View Dave." "Jade: View Davesprite." "==>" "Jade: View missing Dave." "Jade: Pester a Dave." "Jade: Do what you're about to do." "Jade: Pester Tavros." "==>" "Jade: Go upstairs to laboratory." "Jade: Summon dog." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Say hello." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Elsewhere..." "==>" "Lab: Drop." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!!" "AH: Don't actually turn out to be LE." "AH: Disrobe." "==>" "AH: Retire to study." "AH: Greet Ms. Paint." "AH: Go check out Cal." "AH: Pull up to the old underwood." "AH: Bust out shitty self portrait." "AH: Apply duds." "AH: Begin typing." "Recap 3." "Highlighting all that white text crashed my browser." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Answer patron troll." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jade: Examine 4th wall." "Jade: Turn it off." "==>" "==>" "WV: Build a fort." "Serenity: Go get help." "WQ: Advise Prospitian Monarch." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Serenity: Blink for help furiously!" "==>" "AR: Prepare to tidy up." "==>" "WV: Dream." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] Wake." "Tavros: Land already." "==>" "==>" "Kanaya: View Rose." "==>" "Kanaya: Contact future Jade." "Kanaya: Contact past Jade." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dave: Deploy cloning apparatus." "Jade: Examine." "==>" "Dave: Deploy terminal." "==>" "Jade: Appearify frog." "Jade: Search for a new frog." "Jade: Clone frog." "Jade: Give him a home." "==>" "==>" "[S] Kanaya: Return to the core." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Eridan: Abscond." "==>" "Karkat: Examine Kanaya." "Karkat: Examine Sollux." "Karkat: Examine Feferi." "Karkat: Examine Kanaya's computer." "Karkat: Highlight." "==>" "==>" "Karkat: Turn around." "Karkat: Answer." "==>" "Karkat: Open memo." "==>" "Terezi: Examine Tavros." "==>" "Terezi: Investigate." "Terezi: Consider suspects." "Terezi: Sniff around for clues." "==>" "Terezi: Inspect noise." "Terezi: Deploy forensics crew." "Terezi: Draw outline." "Terezi: Dust for prints." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Terezi: Get medical report." "==>" "Terezi: Prepare to revive." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Karkat and Terezi: Revive." "==>" "Rufio: Make him pay." "==>" "==>" "AH: Revive." "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Behold puffy oracle." "John: Snap out of it." "John: Take wallet." "John: Read note." "John: Become overwhelmed with responsibility." "John: Check contents of wallet." "WV?: Inspect windy boy's treasure." "==>" "WV?: IMBIBE LIKE THE WIND." "John: Empty wallet." "John: Examine contents." "John: Examine photographs." "John: Examine laptop." "John: Clean up this mess." "==>" "John: Get in." "John: Buckle up." "WV?: Follow suit." "WV?: Ride." "John: Just do windy thing already." "John and WV?: Ascend." "WE HAVE." "John: Pester Jade." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Karkat: Contact John." "==>" "John: Pester Karkat." "Future Karkat: Retreat into lab." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Karkat: Answer Terezi." "Karkat: Examine Sollux." "Karkat: Put teeth back in." "Karkat: Contact Equius." "==>" "Terezi: Return to computer lab." "Terezi: Sample sauce." "Terezi: Examine horn pile." "Terezi: Examine body." "Terezi: Examine marks." "==>" "[S] Equius: Seek the highb100d." "-->" "Gamzee: Subjugglate." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Gamzee: ENGAGE MURDER MODE." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Nepeta: Pounce." "Gamzee: Turn." "Gamzee: Draw Deuce Clubs from strife deck." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "honk." "HONK." "honk." "HONK." "honk." "==>" "John: Take car." "John: Proceed to castle." "John: Answer." "==>" "==>" "Terezi: Message Karkat." "Karkat: Examine equipment." "Sollux: Wake up." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Sollux: Pester Terezi." "==>" "==>" "Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox." "Dave: Reset." "Dave: Answer." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Prepare to leave castle." "==>" "John: 8e cre8tive." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Battlefield: Quake." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Vriska: Read Mindfang's journal." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Shades: Descend." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Be Jack Noir." "Jack: Accessorize immediately." "Jack: Take a prize from the lady." "Jack: Trophy binge." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jack: Sniff out new prey." "Jack: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust." "Jack: Suppress thoughts of unfathomable Snausages." "==>" "==>" "Jack: Contact DD?." "DD?: Listen to SS?." "DD?: Contact CD?." "CD?: Listen to DD?." "Jack: Wait." "Be future Jack Noir." "Jack: Wait." "Be Aradia." "Aradia: Release him." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Aradia: Enter bubble." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Aradia: Report discovery." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Be Scratch." "o" "o" "o" "o" "o" "o" "o" "o" "o" "o" "o" "Be teenage girl from another universe." "Rose: Pester informant." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Rose: Ask." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Answer." "==>" "==>" "Seer: Ask." "==>" "==>" "Rose: Go dark." "==>" "Rose: Resist urge to seek revenge." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Big Man: Request time out." "BM: Wreck some havoc." "BM: Request ruler." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "I want to know. Tell me, and please be smug about it." "John: Locate Tumor." "John: Look around." "==>" "John: Look inside." "==>" "==>" "John: Take Tumor." "John: Return to surface." "==>" "CD?: Approach locals." "John: Reunite with Liv Tyler." "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Retrieve tiny hammer." "==>" "John: Read note." "==>" "John: Hugen hammer." "==>" "[S] All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo." "==>" "==>" "John: Wear the hood. Be the leader." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Bid farewell." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "John: Approach grimdarkness." "==>" "[S] Seer: Descend." "[S] ==>" "==>" "Dave: Answer." "Dave: Break." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "this atrocity cannot go unpunished." "you call it the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes." "but only while i am away from my jurisdiction." "i have other duties to attend to." "i must explode this ridiculously illegal edifice." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Exit." "==>" "Keep playing anyway." "[S] Terezi: Proceed." "[S] Terezi: Read note." "Terezi: Wake up." "Terezi: Examine surroundings." "Terezi: Climb stairs." "Terezi: Exit door." "==>" "==>" "[S] Terezi: Play records." "Terezi: Remove Midnight Crew record." "Terezi: Examine cover." "==>" "==>" "[S] Terezi: Play tiny record." "==>" "Terezi: Captchalogue disc." "Terezi: Examine chests." "Terezi: Open chest." "Terezi: Wear suit." "Terezi: Open other chest." "Terezi: Hug Pyralspite." "==>" "==>" "Terezi: Look up." "Terezi: Read it." "Terezi: Examine journal entry." "Insert disc 2." "[S] Seer: Ascend." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] Flip." "=> =" "QÛÃt„" "Vižit dØctor." "[o] Please come in." "[o] Let's have a look at this disc." "[o] But yes, I can fix it." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Both the Seer and the Thief knew this." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] It turned out," "[o] So ends a tale of rivalry." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Round Two." "[o] Here we left our human Hero of Light." "[o] Compelling, but not particularly challenging." "[o] Tick." "[o] I warned her." "[o] Tock." "[o] Moving on." "[o] This outcome was hardly a point of suspense." "[o] How could this moment later come to pass?" "[o] And what sort of spectator would you be..." "[o] He'd done nothing to earn martyrdom," "[o] Nor had he tasted notoriety," "[o] And while I can't give you my assurance," "[o] But not for lack of a devoted mentor." "[o] Instead, he got her." "[o] Let's find out." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Bonk." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Remember?" "[o] Of course." "[o] But the story will." "[o] And now knowing her position," "[o] But not without a pair of trophies." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Round two." "[o] The Thief would probably roll her dice." "[o] 8^y" "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] In round two, the Slayer would be not merely compelled," "[o] Tick." "[o] While I continue to not be a gambling man," "[o] Tock." "[o] I wouldn't bet against her." "[o] Moving on." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[o] Honk." "[o] Honk." "[o] Tick." "[o] Tock." "[S][o] Tick. Tock." "[o] Stop." "[o] Slick... I am serious. Please stop." "[o] Oh my." "[o] Oh my, oh my, oh my. This will not do at all." "[o] Pardon me while I adjust the narrow fenestrated wall," "[o] To redirect the view from this impropriety. Oh goodness." "[o] There." "[o] I am a wonderful chaperone as well as an excellent host." "[S][o] Tick. Tock. Tick..." "[o] Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!" "[o] Slick, I can tolerate many things from a guest." "[o] Even atrocious candy bowl etiquette." "[o] BREAK." "[o] HEADS." "[o] And so on." "[o] You let me down, Slick." "[o] I thought I could rely on you of all people." "[o] To do what it is you do best." "[o] You are not supposed to kiss her, Mr. Noir." "[o] Now leave, and never darken my door again." "[o] Will you look at this mess." "[o] This scrapbook is now in hopeless disarray." "[o] Feel free to examine the clippings while I tidy." 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"Insert disc 2." "[S] Attempt rare and highly dangerous 5x SHOWDOWN COMBO." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "AH: Close tome." "==>" "==>" "=>" "==" "= =>" "< =" "= >" "= >= <<" "> > == =" "> > == =" "= <> >" "[S] Cascade." "END OF ACT 5" "[S] Begin intermission 2." "==>" "[S] ACT 6" "==>" "Homestuck" "Enter name." "Examine room." "Jane: Quickly retrieve arms from chest." "Enter name." "Examine room." "Jake: Retrieve arms from floor, post-haste!" "Be Jane." "Jane: Examine fetch modus." "Jane: Captchalogue it!" "Jane: Get hat." "Jane: Inspect posters." "Jane: Check out other posters." "Jane: Take spoon." "Jane: Examine bunnies." "Jane: Look out window." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Go to computer." "==>" "Jane: Answer Jake." "Jane: Check clock." "Jane: Wait a minute." "Jane: Look around." "Jane: Examine bowlbuster." "Jane: Try flipping switch." "Jane: Back to the window!" "Jane: Open chest." "Jane: Answer." "Jane: Ok, back to the chest." "Jane: Rummage around." "Jane: Dump chest." "Jane: Captchalogue all." "Jane: Inspect books." "Jane: Check out gristwidget." "Jane: Insert hat card." "Jane: Activate." "Jane: Wear tiaratop." "Jane: Continue vigilant window gazing." "==>" "Jane: Answer Lalonde." "==>" "Jane: Prepare to retrieve mail." "Jane: Don clever disguise." "==>" "==>" "Jane: Exit." "Be Jake." "Jake: About those arms." "Jake: Examine holster belt." "Jake: Wear it." "Jake: Ok, forget it." "Jake: Examine bed." "Jake: Examine posters." "Jake: Scope out those blue chicks." "Jake: Make out with all of them." "Jake: Stop kissing stupid poster." "Jake: Examine package." "Jake: Examine bunny." "==>" "Jake: Take bunny." "==>" "Jake: Examine comics." "Jake: Take comics." "==>" "Jake: Answer." "Jake: Unearth more computers." "Jake: Don computers." "Jake: Message your good bro." "==>" "Jake: Ditch computers." "Jake: Wear skulltop." "Jake: Pester Jane." "Jake: Go downstairs." "==>" "Jake: Answer Strider." "==>" "==>" "Jake: Exit." "Ok, I'm done here. Moving on." "Jane: Examine portrait." "Jane: Take a peek into living room." "Jane: Proceed downstairs." "Jane: Go to front door." "Jane: Check window." "Jane: Consult with poppop." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: On second thought, take his book." "Jane: Retrieve arm." "Jane: Read inscription again." "Jane: Bother Jake." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jake: Get silly old adventure off to the races." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jake: Examine pumpkin patch." "==>" "Jake: Be completely oblivious to thing in background." "Jake: Answer Lalonde." "==>" "Jake: Commence robroquest." "Jake: Turn around." "[S??????] ==>" "Jake: Fly through the air shooting two guns at once." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Implement plan of last resort." "Jane: Activate." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jake: Exit forest." "Jake: Behold zoological splendor." "Jake: Examine frog temple." "Jake: Look down." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Assess damage." "Jane: Put head back." "Jane: Answer Strider." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Command Sebastian to lift fridge." "==>" "Jane: Read note." "==>" "Jane: Tell Seb to put fridge down." "==>" "==>" "Jane: Throw down your hat in disgust." "==>" "Jane: Level up." "Hat: Level up." "Jake: Run." "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] ==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Run." "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] Jane: Get mail." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "So, uh... what about all those other kids?" "No, not quite." "Hussiebot: Check time." "Hussiebot: Hurry!!!" "John: Level up." "Jade: Level up." "John and Jade: Reap spoils." "ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] Rose: Level up." "[A6I1] Dave: Level up." "[A6I1] Rose + Dave: Reap spoils." "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[S][A6I1] Karkat: Mental breakdown." "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[A6I1] ==>" "[S] END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Be Jack Noir." "Jack: Get watch." "Jack: Check time." "Jack: Contact Droll." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jack: Wrap this up." "Jack: Inspect torso." "Jack: Hit road, blow joint." "==>" "==>" "Ball: Drop." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "ACT 6 ACT 2" "Jane: Wake up." "==>" "==>" "Jane: Turn around." "==>" "Jane: Call GCat down from the tree." "==>" "==>" "Jane: Return to room." "==>" "Jane: Contact bffsy." "==>" "==>" "Jane: Look around." "Jane: Empty sylladex." "RL: Appearify." "==>" "Jane: Read Pony Pals." "Jane: Examine contents." "Jane: Flip to page 1." "Jane: Turn page." "Jane: Just check out the file already." "==>" "Jane: Install Sburb client." "Jane: Press enter." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Answer Di-Stri." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "DS: Deploy." "==>" "Examine placronym." "Cat: Move tail." "Examine room." "Roxy: Wail like an alley cat and blow bubbles in your drink." "Examine placronym." "Pony: Wake up." "Examine room." "Dirk: Jut your ass and twitch like a proboscis." "Be Roxy." "Roxy: Go grab that sweet gun." "Roxy: Examine dead mutant collection." "Roxy: Captchalogue one." "Roxy: Take books." "Roxy: Examine CotL poster." "Roxy: Say hi to cat." "Roxy: Take journals." "Roxy: Read other book." "Roxy: Get little ray gun." "Roxy: You're thirsty." "Roxy: Sip martini thoughtfully." "Roxy: Sip martini more thoughtfully than that." "Roxy: Examine plush pile." "Roxy: Succumb to unfathomable booze snooze." "Roxy: Black out." "[S] Roxy: Sleepwalk." "Roxy: Wake up." "Roxy: Answer." "==>" "Roxy: Flirtlarp." "Roxy: Answer Jane." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Ready appearifier." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Aim." "Roxy: Appearify." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Take book." "==>" "Roxy: Take cat." "Roxy: Retrieve mutant kitten." "Roxy: Break bottle." "Roxy: Clear some space." "Roxy: Break some glass." "==>" "Roxy: Jump in." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Land already." "Roxy: Answer." "==>" "Roxy: Proceed to lab." "Roxy: Descend." "Be Dirk." "Dirk: Go get your sword." "==>" "Dirk: Give Lil Cal a nervous fist bump." "==>" "Dirk: Admire fancy santa." "Dirk: Greet robotic friend." "Dirk: Examine wardrobe." "Dirk: Change shirt." "Dirk: What the hell is that on your arm..." "Dirk: Examine little posters." "Dirk: Examine puppet/hat pile." "Dirk: Check out big tv." "==>" "==>" "Dirk: Examine red microwave." "Dirk: Captchalogue Geromy plush." "Dirk: Captchalogue Sweet Bro plush." "Dirk: Captchalogue Hella Jeff plush." "Dirk: Take sord....." "==>" "Dirk: Be dream self." "Dirk: Examine sleazy Dersite rag." "==>" "[S] RAP-OFF!!!!!!!!!!" "==>" "Dirk: Act fast." "==>" "==>" "Dirk: Check on Roxy." "Dirk: Exit." "==>" "Dirk: Be waking self again." "Dirk: Pester Roxy." "==>" "Dirk: Take actual responsibilities seriously." "Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder." "Dirk: Warn Jane." "==>" "Dirk: Deploy." "Dirk: Deploy more stuff." "==>" "==>" "Dirk: Deploy cruxtruder." "==>" "Jane: Run to study." "==>" "Dirk: Talk to alien." "==>" "==>" "Dirk: Go through bedroom door." "Dirk: Exit." "Ok, I already picked both of those characters." "Jane: Pester shades." "Jane: Answer Roxy." "[S] Prince of Heart: Rise up." "Jake: Level up." "Jake: Pester Dirk." "==>" "==>" "Jake: Black out." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jake: Pester Roxy." "Jake: Pester Jane." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jack: Finish job." "Jack: Answer Dignitary." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Emerge from fuck deep in meowcats." "Roxy: Proceed to transmaterializer." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Appearify." "==>" "Roxy: Collect sample." "Roxy: Go just sort of pick it up." "Roxy: Wear the scarf. Be the Rider." "Roxy: Get to that transmaterializer." "Roxy: Deploy Frigglish." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Send him home." "[S] Frigglish: Fast forward to Jaspersprite." "Jaspersprite: Say hi to everybody!" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Turn around." "==>" "Roxy: Fire!!!!!" "Roxy: Solicit GCat for assistance." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Run!!!!!" "Roxy: Jump in." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dirk: Examine fenestrated plane." "Dirk: Ask Roxy." "Dirk: Answer." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dirk: Retrieve juju." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Abscond." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Run!!!!! Again!!!!!" "==>" "Roxy: Hide!!!!!" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Examine pre-punched card." "[S] Jane: Enter." 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"END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 2" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] ACT 6 ACT 3" "--" "--" "--" "==>" "[S] Jane: Proceed." "--" "[S] Jane: Cautiously approach." "==>" "Gamzee: Retrieve contraband from chest of whimsy." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Say hello to your new guide." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jake: Proceed to time capsule." "Jake: Regain consciousness." "Years in the past..." "Jake: Respond." "==>" "==>" "Jake: Complete brobot." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jack: Start Jailbreak Adventure." "Jack: Attempt to pry open window." "Jack: Get key." "==>" "Jack: Get pumpkin." "Jack: Consume pumpkin." "Jack: Look out window." "==>" "Jack: Inspect pumpkin." "Jack: Take a closer look." "Jack: Search for carving apparatus." "Jack: Take pointy thing." "Jack: Carve pumpkin." "Jack: Open it." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jack: Empty pumpkin on floor." "Jack: Examine compromising material." "Jack: Forge blade out of illicit literature." "Jack: Throw a knife down there to get that guy's attention." "==>" "Jack: Examine exit." "Jack: Knock on door." "Jack: Now." "==>" "Jack: Use knife to snag one of the keys on the floor." "==>" "Jack: Beckon other guard over." "Jack: Convince second guard to pick up keys for you." "==>" "Jack: Look around room." "Jack: Welcome guest." "Jack: Be the other guy." "Jack: Stop being that guy." "Jack: Apologize to guard's body." "Jack: Give guy a proper funeral." "Jack: Seek alternative casket." "Jack: Make it fit." "Jack: Close it up." "Jack: Bring casket over to receptacle." "Jack: Pry open panel with knife." "Jack: Send him off." "==>" "==>" "Jack: Greet visitor." "Jack: Quick, be the other guy again." "Other guy: Be Jake." "Jake: Attempt to get a gab in edgeways." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Archagent: Report." "DD: Report." "DD: Locate prince." "DD: Seek help." "DD: Retrieve extra firepower." "DD: Mount Dronegorg and ride into battle." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] DD: Ascend." "==>" "[S] DD: Ascend more casually." "==>" "==>" "DD: Unleash awesome powers of ring." "DD: Ok, that's cool. Stop being invisible." "DD: Use Red Miles." "==>" "Jane: Keep looking for dad." "==>" "Jane: Investigate clue." "Jane: Examine note." "Jane: Get car." "Jane: Answer." "Jane: Captchalogue obelisk." "Jane: Feed it to gristwidget 12000." "==>" "Jane: Proceed to crypt." "Jane: Answer again." "Jane: Pester UU." "uu: Jeer Dirk." "==>" "uu: Jeer Past Dirk." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "uu: Jeer future Dirk." "uu: Reveal shitty twist." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jake: Wake up." "Jake: Answer." "Jake: Examine time capsule." "Jake: Deploy Terry Kiser." "Jake: Monstrositify something." "==>" "Jake: Ok, try out infinitesimalizer." "Jake: Shrink it." "Jake: Watch capsule bloom." "Jake: Check capsule clock." "Jake: Prepare present for delivery." "==>" "==>" "[S] Terry: Fast forward to Liv." "==>" "UU: Cheer uu." "UU: Defeat uu." "uu: Jeer UU." "uu: Defeat UU." "==>" "Select character." "Be Jane." "Jane: Examine door." "Jane: Answer client shades." "==>" "Jane: Zoom out." "==>" "==>" "Jane: Deploy." "Jane: Follow the rabbit." "Jane: "Transportalize."" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Select character." "Be Jake." "Jake: Look in hole." "Jake: Jump down and get that globe." "Jake: Take it." "Jake: Answer." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jake: Deploy." "Jake: Transportalize." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Select character." "Be Dirk." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Select character." "Be Roxy." "==>" "Roxy: Answer chumps." "Roxy: Answer UU." "==>" "Select character." "I selected all those characters. Time to move on." "Roxy: Return home." "Roxy: Put out fires." "Roxy: Connect with Jake." "Roxy: Multitask." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Calliope: Dehorn." "Calliope: Examine artwork." "==>" "Calliope: Examine mess." "Calliope: Tidy up a little." "Calliope: Examine box." "Calliope: See what you've got captchalogued." "==>" "==>" "Calliope: Check out green tome." "Calliope: Open it up." "Calliope: Flip to another page." "Calliope: Examine black tome." "Calliope: Open it." "Calliope: Retrieve wand." "Calliope: Load wand." "Calliope: Examine chest." "Calliope: Let's have a look inside." "Calliope: Holster magnum." "Calliope: Examine other chain." "Calliope: Check out bed." "Calliope: Remove cover." "Calliope: Examine ladder." "Calliope: Exit." "==>" "==>" "Calliope: Look around one last time." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Select character." "Be Jane." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Be Jake." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Be Roxy." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Be Dirk." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "I clicked on all those kids. Now what?" "Dream Dirk: Dream." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Calliope: Sleep." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dirk: Wake." "[S] Dirk: Synchronize." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] Dirk: Unite." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Sawtooth: Enter." "Squarewave: Enter." "Jane, Dirk, Jake, Roxy: Enter." "[S] Caliborn: Enter." "==>" "[S] ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[S][A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[S][A6I3] ==>" "[S][A6I3] ==>" "[S][A6I3] ==>" "[S][A6I3] ==>" "[S][A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[S][A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[S][A6I3] ==>" "[S][A6I3] MINISTRIFE!!!" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "[A6I3] ==>" "END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3" "[S] ACT 6 ACT 4" "==>" "[S] ==>" "ACT 6 INTERMISSION 4" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[S][A6I4] ==>" "[S][A6I4] ==>" "[S][A6I4] ==>" "[S][A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[S][A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[S!][A6I4] ==>" "[!!!][A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "[A6I4] ==>" "END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 4" "[S] ACT 6 ACT 5" "Jake: Examine incoming message." "==>" "==>" "Jake: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jake: Pester Jane." "Jane: Answer." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Abscond." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Ollie outie." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Answer." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Keep absconding." "==>" "DD: Examine sleazy Dersite rag." "==>" "==>" "DD: Observe Nobles." "==>" "DD: Check on prisoner." "==>" "DD: Proceed to solitary confinement suite." "==>" "DD: Ask what prisoner is doing." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Years in the future..." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Examine wizardfic journal." "Roxy: Open to random page." "Roxy: Jump ahead a little." "Roxy: Skip to the end." "Roxy: Doint write whilt dronk." "==>" "Roxy: Answer UU." "==>" "Roxy: Look out window." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Say hello." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Exit room." "Roxy: Examine painting." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Continue." "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Go through." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Turn around." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Turn around again." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Succumb to powerful anti-sleep majyyks." "Roxy: Examine folder." "Roxy: Inspect briefing." "==>" "Roxy: Examine door." "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Examine gift." "CD: Do happy umbrella dance." "Roxy: Pester Dirk." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Dirk: Fuck it." "Shades: Descend." "[S] Ride." "Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide." "==>" "Roxy: Pester Jake." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jake: Answer." "==>" "Jake: Ok, answer this guy instead." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Jane: Return home." "Jane: Reminisce." "Jane: Solicit profound wisdom from hallway Cera." "Jane: Give Cera beagle puss." "Jane: Enter room." "Jane: Examine wall Tobias." "Jane: Examine wall Swanson." "==>" "Jane: Answer." "==>" "==>" "Jane: ... Answer, you guess." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Roxy: Pester Jane." "==>" "==>" "Jane: Alchemize Calliope's juju." "==>" "Jane: Alchemize Caliborn's juju." "==>" "Jane: Examine jujus." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] Jane: Engage." "[S] Jane: Blast off." "END OF ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1" "[S] ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 2" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] ==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] ==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] ==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] Tricksters: Alchemize." "[S] ==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "Oh, oh! Do a fancy santa." "==>" "==>" "[S] WHEEEEEEEEEEE!" "[S] HA HA HA! HE HE HE! HO HO HO!" "GO BACK TO ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 1." "==>" "[FUCK YOU!] ==>" "==>" "==>" "Caliborn: Break glass." "==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] Caliborn + Gamzee: Engage." 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"[A6I5] VBVS: Do a silly dance." "[A6I5] VBVS: Retrieve arms from robe." "[A6I5] VBVS: Summon undead army." "[A6I5] VBVS: Bonebone! Bonebone!!!" "[A6I5] VBVS: Shield young amphibious ears from profanity." "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "[A6I5] ==>" "ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5" "END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 5" "[A6I5] SS: Gaze over balcony at horizon." "[A6I5] SS: Inspect green torso." "[A6I5] SS: Take wand." "[A6I5] SS: Investigate." "[A6I5] SS: Equip." "[A6I5] SS: Search for English." "[A6I5] SS: Interrogate Ms. Paint." "[A6I5] SS: Inquire about personals." "[A6I5] SS: Follow." "[A6I5] Ms. Paint: Retrieve personals." "[A6I5] SS: Inspect personals." "[A6I5] SS: Take doll." "[A6I5] SS: Pull pins." "[A6I5] SS: Command minions." "[A6I5] SS: Consult with brains of operation." "[A6I5] Crowbar: Lead gang back to hideout." "[A6I5] SS: Go through 5th wall." "[A6I5] SS: Exit this weird little girl's room." "[A6I5] Crowbar: Keep leading the way." "[A6I5] SS: After you." "[A6I5] SS: Open door." "[A6I5] SS: ..." "[A6I5] SS: Never mind." "[A6I5] Crowbar: Proceed." "[A6I5] Crowbar: Show Slick exit." "[A6I5] SS: Punch clock." "[A6I5] SS: Wasn't there a guy with an oven?" "[A6I5] SS: Everybody in." "[A6I5] SS: Take oven." "[A6I5] SS: Wait, before you go..." "[A6I5] SS: Exit." 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"==>" "==>" "==>" "[S] ACT 6 ACT 6" "HOMOSUCK." "HERE IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS." "THEN HE STARTED CLIMBING THE GOD TIERS." "WITH EACH GOD TIER HE CLIMBED." "BUT THERE WAS ONE BADGE HE GOT." "IN MY DREAM. I AM THIS CHERUB." "I DOUBT IT." "MALE: EXAMINE ROOM." "MALE: DO SOME STUFF." "MALE: GO OPEN THAT CHEST." "MALE: HIDE INSIDE CHEST." "MALE: GO OVER THERE." "MALE: DO A DANCE ON THE SHAPE." "IT IS HAPPENING AT YOUR EXPENSE!" "THIS IS JUST A CLEVER TRICK THOUGH." "MALE: EXERCISE FREEDOM TO LEAVE ROOM." "MALE: LEAVE BUILDING." "MALE: BOGGLE VACANTLY AT THESE SHENANIGANS." "I AM ALMOST CERTAIN CHERUB SHAKESPEARE SAID THAT." "ANYWAY, BACK TO THE STORY." "MALE: GET MURDERED BY EXPLOSION." "CONFIRM THE KILL." "THE END. OF ACT 1." "VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER: HAPPEN." "what was that." 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"HE HAS EXCEPTIONAL TASTE IN PUPPETS." "ALPHA MALE: CALL FOR BACKUP." "SEND IN THE BITCHES." "ACTUALLY. LET'S INVITE A COUPLE MORE TO THE PARTY." "ALPHA MALE: BEGIN GAME." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "DISREGARD THE UNIMPORTANT MALE GHOST BEHIND THE CURTAIN." "LET'S CONTINUE." "ALPHA MALE: GO OUTSIDE." "ALPHA MALE: BE ON ROOF." "SUDDENLY. THERE IS A DRAMATIC CHANGE." "I DON'T RECALL WHAT HIS LAND WAS THOUGH." "WOW, YES. SO GOOD." "ALPHA MALE: WHISTLE FOR STALLIONS." "STALLIONS: DESCEND." "MOUNT STEEDS." "STEEDS: RIDE." "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "==>" "THE ALPHA MALE IS ACCOSTED BY A PACK OF WILD FOES." "ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE BOON FROM YOUR CREATOR." "OPEN CHEST." "WITH YOUR TRUSTY SMUT. FORGE A SWORD." "STRIKE THE WITCH." "YOUR NOBLE MOUNT ABSORBS MOST OF THE DAMAGE THOUGH." "THE WITCH ALSO DIES FROM HER INJURIES." "AS A RESULT OF ALL THAT. THE ROBOT GOES CRAZY." "ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE SPOILS." "STORY RECTANGLE: ZOOM IN ON RAUNCHY SEDUCTION." "==>" "==>" "==>" "IT SEEMS THE ALPHA MALE HAS BEEN SLAIN." "TIME TRAVEL KEEPS HAPPENING!" "THE DUDE PILE. DOESN'T STOP. FROM GETTING TALLER." "THAT'S THE END OF HOMOSUCK. ACT. UH." "THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO MY STORY." 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"YES!!!!!!!!!!!" "HOW DID I DO SUCH A SENSATIONAL FEAT? YOU ASK." "THIS FACT IS CALLED A *GAME CHANGER*." "KRABKRAB. HONK FRIEND. CAPE DOUCHE." "SMELLY HORSE MAN. OTHER GUY. BULL HORN WIMP." "AND LEST WE FORGET. A SALTY ARRAY. OF MISCELLANEOUS BITCHES." "OH. ALSO. THE BEFORE TROLLS. IN CASE OF EMERGENCY" "BUT THESE PORTRAITS ARE NOW A MOOT POINT." "BEHOLD, MY EXCLUSIVE PRIVATE GALLERY." "OK, THAT'S ENOUGH ADMIRATION. BACK TO OUR STORY." "YOU MAY RECOLLECT. THAT THIS BLUSHING BISHONEN DREAM BOAT." "OH MY. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?" "OK. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING." "BUT HEAR ME OUT!" "I MUST SAY. THE ARTISTIC PLOY. IS INGENIOUS." "MAGICAL IN ITS FORBIDDENALITY." "OH, BUT WHAT'S THIS?" "IT'S NONE OTHER. THAN WHAT'S HER FACE." "7. GETTING MURDERED IN DRAWINGS." "WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?" ""IDIOT GIRL NUMBER WHATEVER" LIKES:" "7. NOT BEING WORTH ANYTHING. (A.K.A. "WORTHLESS")" "HERE COMES ANOTHER PRIME O.C. OF MINE, HOT OFF THE PRESS." "AS FOLLOWS:" "IT THINK WE'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME ON THESE NOBODIES." "UH OH. HERE HE COMES." "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN." "SERIOUSLY. CAN I GET A GOD DAMN?" "ALSO, HOW ABOUT A HAT?" "BIG MAN: HOLLER FOR YOUR WOMAN." "GODDESS OF MANGA: BOW DOWN." "SOMETHING IS A MISS." "HIS EYES ARE SUPPOSED TO FLICKER ABOUT." "..........." "..........." "..........." "..........." "..........." "..........." "..........." "..........." "..........." "..........." "..........." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A HATER." "GAME OVER KID." "[S] GAME OVER." "ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3 (Already in progress)" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "[A6A6I3] ====>" "ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 4" "..........." "THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME." "AS SUCH, I MUST ADMIT." "THIS IS MY NADIR." "I BUST MY CHERUB HUMP FOR YOU "PEOPLE"." "UNGRATEFULTUDE." "I KNOW WHAT THE CRUX TO THIS HORRIBLE PROBLEM IS." "SURE, SOME OF THEIR LIES HAVE SOME CORRECT QUALITIES." "MY TRUE PASSION. IS TELLING STORIES." "I BLEED THE BLOOD." "I SWEAT THE STUFF." "AND I WEEP THE TEARS." "OF A POET." "AND LIKE ANY BEAUTIFUL ART POET." "ADDITIONAL ANGLES." "AND AGAIN I WILL RISE." "AND SO I BIDE MY TIME." "BUT THE THING IS." "AND SO I WILL NEED YOU TO PLUNGE YOUR GRUBBY FISTS." "THE SAVVY CASH GIVER WILL ALSO BE PLEASED TO KNOW." "PLEASE STAND BY VERY IMPATIENTLY." "[S] BYE FOREVER, ALMOST." 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SO NICE OF YOU TO JOIN ME." "MY MASTERPIECE!" "LET US BEGIN." "SO I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I SAW." "AH YES. MOVIE MAGIC AT ITS BEST." "ALSO, LOOK CLOSELY." "ONE MORE BANNER PIECE OF SWAG IN MY POSSESSION." "HERE I AM LORDING IT OVER MY MINIONS." "WHEN SUDDENLY." "BUT THEN." "THEY ARE ALL FRISKY, AND READY TO FIGHT." "LIKE I SAID. I HAVE A SUPERIOR WEAPON." "AND RULES AND STUFF." "AND JUST LIKE THAT, THEY WERE GONE." "IT BECAME MYSTERIOUSLY INTANGIBLE." "SO IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE." "I SHOULD ALSO RELEVANTLY MENTION." "NOW IS WHEN THE PUMMELING BEGINS." "I'M MOSTLY TOYING WITH THEM THOUGH." "SO." "I'M RUINING THEM, REALLY." "IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD FIGHT BETWEEN US." "MY OVERCONFIDENCE, WAS MY ACHILLES DOWNFALL THOUGH." "AND BY UPSET." "THE HOPE... MY GOD." "WELL, MY SECOND MAYBE." "IT SEEMS THAT HOPE POWER IS OVERWHELMING." "I GET DUNKED AS FUCK." "MEANWHILE, STRIDER REGROUPS FROM HIS TROUNCING." "SO I GET UP. AND..." "SO BASICALLY." "THE SWEATY MUSCULAR GHOST APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE." 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WHOOPS, PAUSE
Posted on 29 July 2011 by Andrew
Wanderers + Sburb
Posted on 14 July 2011 by Andrew
The first, an Exile-centric album brought to you by a collection of artists. The second, a solo album composed by Tyler Dever and performed by Erik Scheele. Both are great!
Are you running out of room on your ipod yet? You might have to start deleting some of that crappy non-HS music soon.
Oh Hey.
Posted on 7 July 2011 by Andrew
Two points of business to trouble you with. ONE: The
What Pumpkin store has, mostly, been restocked. TWO: There's a good chance that the
Bandcamp page will have new content some time next week.
That's all for now!
Traveling
Posted on 20 June 2011 by Andrew
I'll be out of town for a week, from 6/21 to 6/27. I will try to get some work done while I'm on the road, but updates will most likely be sparse til then. I am just doing you the service of liberating you from this extremely engaging web comic for a short period of time, so that you are free to go do other things, like play volleyball on the beach, and give high fives to your coolest friends.
I also feel that it is important to make an annual tradition of announcing a week long hiatus after
sequences culminating in
sloppy makeouts . What makeouts will be happening next year? How sloppy will they be? This is how I keep people hooked.
Two Albums
Posted on 31 May 2011 by Andrew
Homestuck Volume 7: At the Price of Oblivion
and...
A solo album by Michael Guy Bowman called
Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido
Volume 7 is pretty self explanatory. Contains many songs from the story, plus a bunch of other great new ones. I say this every time, but this is now the best HS volume. AND IT KEEPS BEING TRUE EVERY TIME I SAY IT.
On the solo album:
M.G. Bowman has done a lot to shape the sound of Homestuck. Among his contributions were Explore and Sburban Jungle (end of acts 2 and 3 music). He is also a mastermind behind the ambitious
Hare Force One project (people ship Con Air bunnies to each other all over the globe). For his album, he has created two characters whose names are featured in the title. They exist somewhere in the Homestuck universe, playing their own session, and each song captures something about their adventure. See his
website for what he has to say about it personally. I think it's a really fun and creative album with a fantastic sound.
Tavia Morra and
Richard Gung , both art team contributors, worked on the art for this album together. Tavia and Michael themselves actually
dress up as the characters and
pose in the album graphics . These are serious entertainers, folks.
Things
Posted on 26 May 2011 by Andrew
If you ordered something from
the WP store earlier in the month, those items have either been shipped already or will be very soon.
Also, all of the charity squiddles have shipped too. If you ordered one, and it doesn't arrive in the next week or two, let me know and I will look into it. As for the charity sketches, those I will be completing and mailing shortly as well.
Music: Albums incoming. Hang in there. I estimate they will drop within a week. They will contain songs you have heard, and many you haven't. They are great.
Dry spell
Posted on 15 May 2011 by Andrew
Nine days without a new page is a pretty long time! What was even UP with me? 5 days in Toronto + 4 days animating I guess is what was up. Ok that sounds reasonable. Everyone agrees with that and holds the creator exempt from charges of gross dereliction. We all smile pretty hard and our faces begin to hurt a little.
The song is M. Brown's
BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !! and can be found in an
existing album , unmolested by disc errors.
Speaking of which, there will be more music on Bandcamp some time this month, won't there? Yes. Let me go talk it over with the music guys and see what we can put together for you over the next week or two. Hold on, let me go do that now, don't go anywhere.
Off I go
Posted on 5 May 2011 by Andrew
Ok, I am heading to
TorontoCAF .
I will see you there.
Be back next week. That is where all the updates will be hiding. The future.
God Tier Hoodies
Posted on 4 May 2011 by Andrew
New god tier hoodies in the What Pumpkin store! Plus a bunch of other new items, and a restocking of existing ones.
Only John's and Vriska's are available for now. There are more planned for the near future. (i.e. Aradia's) Note that there are
t-shirt versions of the hoodies too, at different shades for a little variety (the tee colors actually correspond to the darker color of the hoods in the comic). Also take a look at the new long sleeve
Jade shirt , with her vintage atom symbol. I think it's a nice complement to Dave's broken record shirt, which has the same raglan sleeve style.
Also:
PRINTS! There are many great HS fan artists out there, in the
art team and otherwise. For a while I have have the idea to offer prints of selected works here and there. For now there are some by art team members Lexxy and SA. I hope to add more to this page gradually.
And one last point on the store. Please take notice of the
new support system . If you have a question or a problem with an order, please go through that! The old What Pumpkin email address has gotten swamped with so many different types of correspondence, it's become very difficult to field support cases through it. If you use the new system, rapid satisfaction is considerably more likely!
TCAF
Posted on 28 Apr 2011 by Andrew
I should also mention that soon I will be attending
TCAF ! If you can make it to Canada, you should come. If you happen to already be in Canada, then you really have no excuse not to go.
Insert disc 2
Posted on 28 Apr 2011 by Andrew
FACT: You will navigate the latest pages in different ways depending on your browser conditions.
At the end of
Insert disc 2 , on many browsers (e.g. mine), you will automatically be redirected to the next page when it finishes "loading", or you may get there by clicking the link to "[S] Seer: Ascend" inside the Flash panel. These features will not work for some browsers, and instead you will see
this message . Accessing
that url will redirect you to the next page,
[S] Seer: Ascend.
Note that there is no hyperlink to the next page below the disc 2 panel, and never will be. You must venture into disc 2 through one of the ways described above! I probably wouldn't have even bothered mentioning this if not for the browser compatibility hiccup.
The SbaHJ shirts..... : it is turning into a proud tradition that several weeks after releasing any SBaHJ product I must inform you that they all do in fact
glow in the
dark , in case you didn't realize. Please suspend this alarming reality in your thoughts as you urgently scramble to use your dollars to make them become your property.
Speaking of scrambling, dollars, and your ludicrous zeal for all the insanely rad things I advise you to drape over your body, there will be lots of cool new things in the WP store, very, very soon.
4/13
Posted on 14 Apr 2011 by Andrew
Two years of Homestuck!
But before we talk about that, let's carefully examine
this fine new album by Clark Powell, who is responsible for such HS scores as
Three in the Morning , and the Gate 1
Doctor remix, as well as a plethora of other album songs.
This one's very cool. Clark has a great ambient sound, and his idea for the album was to musically express the Medium's planets, through both their elements and themes. I think he nailed it. Cover art was tag-teamed by me and Cindy (the lady who touches all your WP shirts).
Also:
New Topatoco items!
First of all, you will notice there are two new
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff shirts. People are always coming up to me and saying "we NEED more insanely shitty looking shirts to wear to places like
church and stuff." What choice to I have but to serve these rowdy individuals with dollars in their hands and outstanding taste in their opinions???
In truth,
Jeffrey and I cannot help ourselves from attempting to capitalize on this nonsense, because we both need aggressive psychiatric examination. But if you don't buy these shirts, we will both feel ashamed and foolish. Please buy these shirts. I'm begging you. If you don't, we will probably weep in each others arms, swaddled in an orange heap of 3000 dunking Big Men. As an incentive, I will make this solemn pledge. If I sell out of all of these SBaHJ shirts within a week, you are guaranteed to discover that I have permanently emblazoned SBaHJ iconography on my body somewhere, with real, honest to gog foreverink. You'll wonder how high I even will have had to have been. Fact. 8^y
Also note the classy
Sepulchritude hoodie , perfect complement to your
Sepulchritude tee . I will be coming out with HS god tier hoodies soon through What Pumpkin, and I thought that as long as such garments were being offered, it would be nice to have a Problem Sleuth one in the mix too. Plus, the godhoods won't have zipper fronts, and this one does. So if you like to zip up, like if that's your thing, then this is for you.
4/13/11
The two year anniversary of HS has come and gone. Not as much fanfare in-story about it as I'd hoped, but at least it got a nod. Remember when games came on multiple disks? You always were asked to swap during a kind of peculiar and underwhelming moment, like walking through a thing, or talking to a guy. Sometimes it was shortly after you got an
airship , or something.
I had plans to do something a little more mesmerizing, like
last year , but started running out of time. So I revised the plans, then ran out of time for THOSE too. And so on, til I said screw it. Disc 1 probably wouldn't have been able to fit another hefty animation in it anyway. Those discs are only like what, 700 MB??
It takes a lot to meet a deadline coming up fast, when the thing you are planning is meant to be a BIG DEAL, by definition. First you must come up with an animation idea, and that itself will take a long time to make. Then you must move the story along to the exact precipice of that moment, which also takes time, and must do so with enough time left to animate! Plenty of ways to blow it. Making this story on the fly requires not just a lot of drawing and writing, but the sensibilities of a producer. Knowing when to appropriate large amounts of effort for what purposes given various time constraints. I make adjustments to plans all the time, just like I did with the last 4/13 milestone (was originally scheduling end of act 4 for that). Hence this milestone was less jaw dropping, but then if you recall, the
original 4/13 celebration was pretty underwhelming too. What will next 4/13 bring? Guess we'll see.
If I'm taking the time to reflect on two years of Homestuck as an achievement I'll do so here only as a gesture of gratitude to the steadfast readers, new and old. I am humbled by your devotion. This is not any sort of platitude to be dismissed as quasi-sincere acceptance speech fodder, or a dispatch from my PR department because sometimes you guys give me money for stuff. This is sincerely true. I look around and still cannot quite believe the magnitude of the enthusiasm that surrounds this story. I stopped being able to keep track of all the fan art for it more than a year ago, and even then there were thousands of fan-made images I would diligently attempt to pore through. I have honestly never seen so much fan art created for anything, anywhere, ever. Even things which have millions of dollars backing their production budgets. Maybe Harry Potter has more? (Alright let's get real. HS fan art is probably just now beginning to approach the subset of drawings that involve Harry being naked with somebody.) Greater and greater hordes of troll cosplayers can be spotted taking over the floors of conventions. You could have pressed me on the subject, but I never would have guessed anyone could be quite so
tickled to be slathered in messy gray makeup and crowned by a homemade pair of horns. There is this seething passion for HS that is a self-organizing, autonomous entity unto itself, which is practically inaccessible to my understanding or involvement, even though I'm responsible for the content driving it. I've kept Homestuck's fire hot; its gaping furnace was hungry for coal so I got goddamn shoveling. But you have been responsible for breathing life into this monstrous organism which surrounds me, and now in its breadth transcends my work entirely. To thank you as a whole for this phenomenon almost doesn't sound rational. It's like thanking a furious thunderstorm for the deluge of rain it gave to your thirsty little box of poseys. My paltry utterance dissipates in the far deep rumbling. The clouds don't even notice I'm there because they're too busy swapping fan fiction. Maybe instead I'll offer something more significant than gratitude. Something more personal and experiential. I'll submit my amazement. You can't see me now, but it is a look of wonder and discovery. A boyish look of astonishment at something remarkable beyond words, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, but on a more cosmic scale and more viscerally shocking. Like a squealing horrorterror's gruesome Cesarean birth. That is the look I have every time I disrupt the tunnel vision that keeps the work's bright sun searing my eyes. When they adjust to the dark, I see the silhouette in soft black focus of the young planet sized monster, chirping its affections. I offer it this look because it is all I have to give, with the exception of the tears streaming down my face. Its hunger is piqued at the fluid and my only regret is I can never possibly provide enough to nourish the orphan, now that it can never know the taste of its dead mother's heinous teatbrine.
Or...
Or I could just say thanks guys.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN YEAR THREE!!!!!!!!
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