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03/10/08 - "Problem Sleuth"
03/10/08 - "Quickly retrieve arms from safe."
03/10/08 - "Retrieve your gun, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Break through glass with fist to unlock door."
03/10/08 - "Thud."
03/10/08 - "Take the piece of paper."
03/10/08 - "Manhandle the door knob, there are dames to be rescued!"
03/10/08 - "Call the royal locksmith!"
03/10/08 - "Check pockets and desk drawers for phone parts"
03/10/08 - "Get key"
03/10/08 - "Next"
03/10/08 - "Store candy corn in safe"
03/11/08 - "Check the other side of the paper."
03/11/08 - "Next."
03/11/08 - "Open safe."
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Next"
03/11/08 - "Look under the fake wood paneling of the desk."
03/11/08 - "Get ye flask."
03/11/08 - "Drink the whisky and remember the good ol' days."
03/11/08 - "Exchange gun for whisky, then drink."
03/11/08 - "OW."
03/11/08 - "Use the key on the door and open it."
03/11/08 - "Check what is taped to the bottom of the phone"
03/11/08 - "Never mind, what's under the phone?"
03/11/08 - "Take card."
03/11/08 - "Walk out of the room through the now unlocked door."
03/11/08 - "Look through the newly made hole in the door."
03/11/08 - "Take the bust's sunglasses."
03/11/08 - "Take a closer look at the mysterious clown picture."
03/12/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/12/08 - "Throw a cinderblock at the door."
03/12/08 - "Next"
03/12/08 - "Peer out the window to see what floor you're on."
03/12/08 - "Take a look outside."
03/12/08 - "Ask the movers with the moving van to remove Starsky statue."
03/12/08 - "Throw cinderblock at window, thereby discovering it is fake."
03/12/08 - "Look."
03/12/08 - "Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
03/12/08 - "What's that?"
03/12/08 - "Turn around."
03/13/08 - "Read the note under the coffee."
03/13/08 - "Using the chair, cinderblocks, and paneling, make a fort."
03/13/08 - "Use your imagination to play make-believe."
03/13/08 - "Fantasize."
03/13/08 - "RING-RING."
03/13/08 - "Check it out."
03/14/08 - "Answer the phone in a very hard-boiled way."
03/14/08 - "Throw the devil phone out the window."
03/14/08 - "Go look."
03/14/08 - "Crack open window."
03/14/08 - "Next."
03/14/08 - "Put window down."
03/15/08 - "Place false window in inventory."
03/15/08 - "Use numbers from sheet of paper to open the safe."
03/15/08 - "Enter the combination."
03/15/08 - "Crumple it up and throw it away."
03/15/08 - "Shoot safe."
03/15/08 - "Get cinderblock and phone receiver out of false window."
03/15/08 - "Unplug the window to conserve electricity."
03/15/08 - "Look through the eyes of the clown."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/15/08 - "Push the curtain rod through one of the clown's eye holes."
03/15/08 - "Get a look at the unobstructed view."
03/15/08 - "Next."
03/16/08 - "Shout insults at Ace Dick through the clown painting."
03/16/08 - "Plug the damn window back in."
03/16/08 - "Drop kick the door."
03/16/08 - "Examine aftermath of shitstorm."
03/16/08 - "Throw cinderblock at the door."
03/16/08 - "KLUNK."
03/16/08 - "Check out what's on the false safe."
03/16/08 - "Take the note."
03/16/08 - "Investigate coffee machine-looking object in the corner."
03/16/08 - "Pick it up."
03/16/08 - "Use hat as a key net, then throw coffee maker."
03/16/08 - "Catch the key."
03/17/08 - "Pull hat back in."
03/17/08 - "Play back message on the reel to reel."
03/17/08 - "Swap the safe key with the candy corn."
03/17/08 - "Pee through the clown eyes into ace dick's office."
03/17/08 - "Use the key on the safe."
03/17/08 - "Wrap yourself in recording tape like a mummy."
03/17/08 - "Barge into the room with wild abandon."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the floor."
03/18/08 - "Play a haunting tuba refrain."
03/18/08 - "Check out the paper on the wall."
03/18/08 - "Put card in your inventory."
03/18/08 - "Get in dummy elevator."
03/18/08 - "Go down."
03/19/08 - "Peep through the slit."
03/19/08 - "Listen."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Feed your "BUSTS-R-US" card through slot."
03/19/08 - "But pee on the card beforehand."
03/19/08 - "CUT SCENE"
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "Next."
03/19/08 - "END CUT SCENE."
03/20/08 - "Take swig from FLASK OF WHISKEY."
03/20/08 - "Clean horns."
03/20/08 - "Back to the ol' fort!"
03/20/08 - "Hurry!"
03/20/08 - "Drift into realm of make-believe."
03/20/08 - "Next."
03/21/08 - "Answer the imaginary phone."
03/21/08 - "Eat steak dinners with hands."
03/21/08 - "Gorge yourself on imaginary candy corn."
03/21/08 - "Try to take imaginary gun back into real world."
03/21/08 - "Stride confidently through office door."
03/21/08 - "Go harass Ace Dick."
03/21/08 - "Leave room."
03/21/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Enter the P.I. room."
03/22/08 - "Follow the EXIT sign."
03/22/08 - "Look up at your office window."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/22/08 - "Next."
03/24/08 - "Chug coffee with no regard for temperature."
03/24/08 - "Get candy corn."
03/24/08 - "Go check it out."
03/25/08 - "Flip window upside-down and shake to retrieve phone."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/25/08 - "Make lasso out of tape and pull phone back in."
03/25/08 - "Cut to the chase and use cinderblock."
03/25/08 - "Throw out window."
03/25/08 - "Examine the mural for hidden clues."
03/25/08 - "Look through them."
03/25/08 - "Next."
03/26/08 - "Poke curtain rod at note."
03/26/08 - "Look through elf holes."
03/26/08 - "Next."
03/26/08 - "Take a look."
03/28/08 - "REJOICE!"
03/28/08 - "Next."
03/28/08 - "Try to get the Hutch bust's attention."
03/30/08 - "Climb down the tape to retrieve your things."
03/30/08 - "Activate the reel-to-reel."
03/30/08 - "Give Ace piece of glass to cut rope."
03/30/08 - "Slip glass through slot."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Check behind paper stuck to door for combo."
03/30/08 - "Throw Hutch bust at it."
03/30/08 - "Throw."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
03/30/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Reach through window and move scaffolding out of the way"
04/01/08 - "Ok, forget it then."
04/01/08 - "AD: Pick up tommy gun."
04/01/08 - "AD: Get the phone pieces sitting around."
04/01/08 - "AD: Slip PS his phone parts."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "AD: Look inside Huggy Bear statue for riches."
04/01/08 - "Next."
04/01/08 - "PS: Climb halfway out window, then unplug window."
04/01/08 - "No wait, don't do that."
04/02/08 - "PS: Check behind clown poster."
04/02/08 - "AD: Pounce on keys before they disappear."
04/02/08 - "Ok, cool."
04/02/08 - "PS: Go into dumbwaiter so you can receive an item."
04/02/08 - "AD: Examine notes."
04/02/08 - "AD: Use it to open safe."
04/02/08 - "AD: Go look through pig painting to see what PS is up to."
04/02/08 - "Unplug window."
04/02/08 - "Look through holes."
04/02/08 - "AUGH."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw Snoop Dogg through big window portal."
04/04/08 - "Throw."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine the cruet next to the Snoop Dogg bust."
04/04/08 - "AD: Examine rope."
04/04/08 - "AD: Use tommygun on safe keyholes."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/04/08 - "AD: Throw hammer through window."
04/04/08 - "Next."
04/05/08 - "AD: Get candy corn in preparation of your own vampire act."
04/05/08 - "PS: Look through clown picture at Ace."
04/05/08 - "AD: Candy corn vampire."
04/05/08 - "Next."
04/05/08 - "AD: Build fort."
04/05/08 - "AD: See what you have stashed in the safe."
04/06/08 - "AD: Throw fort out window."
04/06/08 - "AD: Use bust stand as a step to access the safe."
04/06/08 - "Go in."
04/06/08 - "Go up dumbwaiter."
04/06/08 - "Next."
04/06/08 - "PS: Get phone parts and hook them up to your phone."
04/07/08 - "AD: Exit dumbwaiter."
04/07/08 - "Open door lock with tommygun."
04/07/08 - "Pick up keys."
04/07/08 - "AD: Use rope to escape office through window."
04/07/08 - "Go down stairs."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Look in window."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/07/08 - "Next."
04/08/08 - "PS: Alert Pickle Inspector to turn on his window."
04/08/08 - "PS: Drink whiskey and go into fort."
04/08/08 - "AD: Address this beast situation."
04/08/08 - "AD: Appease the beast by doing the truffle shuffle."
04/08/08 - "AD: No, wait, never mind."
04/08/08 - "AD: Use your KEYS to kill the beast."
04/08/08 - "AD: Get the fuck out of here!!!"
04/08/08 - "AD: Vomit up key."
04/08/08 - "AD: Take a healthy swig of whiskey to restore some vim."
04/08/08 - "AD: Go into fort."
04/08/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "AD: Pick up poorly drawn gun."
04/09/08 - "AD: Head over to PI's place for imaginary mixer."
04/09/08 - "AD: Knock furiously on the door."
04/09/08 - "Look inside."
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "Follow him."
04/09/08 - "PS: Send tape up with hammer and phone part."
04/09/08 - "Next."
04/09/08 - "... Next?"
04/10/08 - "PS: Get that dog-walking gentleman to help you out."
04/10/08 - "AD: Use half-dead body as a bait for that monster."
04/10/08 - "AD and PS: fire at will!"
04/10/08 - "AD: Get closer to the beast and fire."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/10/08 - "Check on imaginary battle."
04/10/08 - "Next."
04/12/08 - "PS: Plug window back in, examine loot tied to tape."
04/12/08 - "PS: Put your phone back together."
04/12/08 - "PS: Call PI with newly assembled phone."
04/12/08 - "AD: Search through your vomit to find your key."
04/12/08 - "AD: Check if the key works on the lock in the safe room."
04/12/08 - "PS: Use hammer to pry boards off door in safe room."
04/14/08 - "AD and PS: Examine rooms."
04/14/08 - "Look around room."
04/14/08 - "Pick up hairpin."
04/14/08 - "Ok, sweet."
04/14/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a look out hole in door."
04/20/08 - "PI: Replace the cover on the elf picture, it bothers you."
04/20/08 - "PI: Eat Smarties to boost vim."
04/20/08 - "PI: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PI: Look at card."
04/20/08 - "AH: Become homoerotically interested in your fan."
04/20/08 - "PS, AD, and PI: DANCE!"
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "Next."
04/20/08 - "PI: Take a hearty swig from mysterious bottles."
04/22/08 - "AD: Load keys and use on target on ceiling."
04/22/08 - "Ok, fire Tommy gun at target."
04/22/08 - "CUT SCENE"
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/22/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Break the glass in the door, dislodging the trombone"
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "PI: Ask the elf for wishes."
04/23/08 - "PI: Leave."
04/23/08 - "PI: Search room for drinking implement!"
04/23/08 - "PI: Look for a container to siphon the liquid into."
04/23/08 - "PI: Siphon liquid."
04/23/08 - "PI: Take sip of HOT SAUCE."
04/23/08 - "PI: Add hairpin to inventory."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/23/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PS: Examine plaques beneath pictures."
04/24/08 - "PS: Play beethoven's 'moonlight sonata' on the piano."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PS: Go down the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "AD: Go up the stairs; attempt to open door."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "AD: Drink brandy and forget you are on fire."
04/24/08 - "AD: MC Hammer slide out of the room."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/24/08 - "PI: Add skylight to inventory."
04/24/08 - "PI: Drink some illicit moonshin and rush to your fort."
04/24/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Retrieve CLARINET, TRUMPET, and TUBA from secret room."
04/26/08 - "PS: Use instruments on respective jazz legends."
04/26/08 - "PS: Throw the switch."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Tell dame on phone to call back; take slug of whiskey."
04/26/08 - "PS: Enter fort."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "Next."
04/26/08 - "PS: Exit office."
04/28/08 - "AD: Whisper to PI to rouse PS's curious suspicion."
04/28/08 - "PS: Charge down hall shouting profanities and being silly."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "PS: Ask PI to conjure more powerful guns."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
04/28/08 - "Next."
05/08/08 - "Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL."
05/08/08 - "PI: Shoot Ace Dick in the face."
05/08/08 - "All: Exit and begin candy-oriented assault!"
05/08/08 - "Next."
05/08/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "PI: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "AD: [BATTLE MENU]"
05/08/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
05/09/08 - "PS: Jump onto monster's legs."
05/09/08 - "PS: Use legs like power armor and stroll around city."
05/09/08 - "PI: Examine POLISHED HORN."
05/09/08 - "PI: Get imaginary candy corn."
05/09/08 - "PI: Conjure peanut brittle dumbwaiter."
05/12/08 - "AD: Take dog from man."
05/12/08 - "PS: Summon weasel king."
05/12/08 - "PI, AD: Go up dumbwaiter, into AD's window."
05/14/08 - "PS: Use monster legs to jump up to compatriots."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: One word--Belly of the Whale."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "AD: truffle shuffle level 2!!"
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "PS: Investigate the window."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/14/08 - "Next."
05/15/08 - "PI: Imagine Jawbreaker Cannon."
05/15/08 - "PI: Fire!"
05/15/08 - "PS: Use legs to imitate creature's mating dance."
05/15/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "BEAST: Put on hat."
05/16/08 - "PI: Take horn."
05/16/08 - "PI: Hurry upstairs!"
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/16/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "PI: Forget the degenerate gamblers and save the drowning elf"
05/17/08 - "PI: Stick hairpin in outlet"
05/17/08 - "PS: Go retrieve UNPLEASANT NOTE from dumbwaiter room."
05/17/08 - "PS: Go look through mural holes."
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "Next."
05/17/08 - "PI: Dammit, this is no time for shenanigans! Stop the water!"
05/17/08 - "PI: Join the elves."
05/19/08 - "PI: Look underneath table."
05/19/08 - "PI: Threaten elves with hairpin to make them cry."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PI: Collect elf tears."
05/19/08 - "PI: Plug skylight into power outlet."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/19/08 - "PS: Dial STAR-HEART-HORSESHOE on phone."
05/19/08 - "PS: Take paper."
05/19/08 - "PI: Go up chimney."
05/19/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PI: Ride bust like a mechanical bull."
05/20/08 - "PI: Remove oboe blocking doors at bottom of stairs."
05/20/08 - "PI: Move the bust onto the X."
05/20/08 - "PI: Go through double doors."
05/20/08 - "AD: Collect deceased Pickle Inspector's items."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window, on to roof. Pick up hairpin."
05/20/08 - "AD: Pass rope through skylight."
05/20/08 - "PS: Go to piano; play Moonlight Sonata."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD, PS: Swap handgun and tommygun through slots."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "PI: Tie rope around bust and oboe, strung through pulleys."
05/20/08 - "AD: Make candy corn liquor."
05/20/08 - "PS: Fire tommy gun at target above piano."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD: Check progess of candy corn fermentation."
05/20/08 - "AD: Go out window and duck for cover."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "AD: Ride still like a mechanical bull."
05/20/08 - "No, just stay put and see what happens."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/20/08 - "CRACK."
05/20/08 - "Next."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop handgun through skylight."
05/21/08 - "AD: Drop your own skull through skylight."
05/21/08 - "AD: Check on the candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "PS: See if your office is ok after explosion."
05/21/08 - "PS: Go upstairs."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go down chimney again, get more tears, and handgun."
05/21/08 - "PI: Give some tears to PS."
05/21/08 - "PI: Go get candy corn liquor."
05/21/08 - "AD: Step outside office."
06/04/08 - "AD: Leave the building!"
06/04/08 - "AD: Displace Trombone."
06/04/08 - "PS: Sweet-talk your way in through doors."
06/04/08 - "PS, PI: Go in."
06/05/08 - "PS: Carve surprised face in pumpkin and put it in sad recess"
06/05/08 - "No, wait, that's stupid."
06/05/08 - "PI: Retrieve skull from elf hideout."
06/05/08 - "PS: [BATTLE MENU]"
06/05/08 - "PS: SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/05/08 - "Next."
06/06/08 - "PI: Insert skull in groove."
06/06/08 - "AD: Go grab Pickle Inspector's skull."
06/06/08 - "AD: Use Trombone to breath underwater!"
06/06/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
06/06/08 - "Next."
06/06/08 - "PS: [ALLEGIANCE MENU]"
06/07/08 - "PS: Press all the shoulder buttons and start + select."
06/07/08 - "PS: Align thyself with the elves."
06/08/08 - "PS: Use MOLLIFY to calm down the emissary."
06/08/08 - "PI: Ogle the Emissary disconcertingly to calm him down."
06/08/08 - "AD: Go through door's window and throw the switch."
06/08/08 - "PS: Ok, fine, align thyself with the weasels."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/08/08 - "PS: Appoint PI as chosen savior of the weasels."
06/08/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "AD: Examine the map on the wall."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check out monitors."
06/11/08 - "AD: Check behind the door."
06/11/08 - "AD: Open hatch in floor."
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "PI: Tower over weasels in brazen display of HEIGHT attribute"
06/11/08 - "Next."
06/11/08 - "PS: Go down and see what the elves are up to."
06/13/08 - "PS: Change allegiance to calm elves."
06/13/08 - "PI: Look around."
06/13/08 - "PI: Check it out."
06/13/08 - "PS: Accept mission."
06/13/08 - "Next."
06/13/08 - "PS: Enter hatch."
06/15/08 - "PI: Eat eggs."
06/15/08 - "PI: Give weasels elf eggs."
06/15/08 - "PS: Fall in a more hardboiled manner."
06/15/08 - "AD: Go down to skylight and get game code."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/15/08 - "PS: Quit falling and land already!"
06/15/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "PS: Politely ask the pair of hands for the pie."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "PS: Abscond with the pie."
06/16/08 - "AD: Go through window."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "Next."
06/16/08 - "AD: Open control panel."
06/16/08 - "PI: Politely accept reward for your heroics."
06/16/08 - "PI: Enter spiderhole."
06/18/08 - "PS: drop one (1) CANDY CORN to distract your pursuers."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "PI: Fall in a sillier manner."
06/18/08 - "PS: Open wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "PS: Enter wardrobe."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/18/08 - "Next."
06/19/08 - "HD: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl teddy bear at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Hurl pillow at door to break it down."
06/19/08 - "HD: Check drawer for strapping fellas."
06/19/08 - "HD: Search room for business card of hard boiled detective."
06/19/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Scream into pillow to lower hysteria meter."
06/21/08 - "HD: Search room for missing phone parts."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Enter code from sheet into code machine."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "HD: Call the strapping sleuth fella one more time."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/21/08 - "AD: Push button."
06/21/08 - "Next."
06/22/08 - "HD: Grab the knife and let out terrifying battle cry."
06/22/08 - "Next."
06/22/08 - "PI: Ogle the cabinet open."
06/22/08 - "PI: Open Cabinet"
06/22/08 - "AD: Put self on top of column and push button."
06/22/08 - "AD: Wait, no. Better idea..."
06/22/08 - "AD: Prop window above column and push button."
06/23/08 - "AD: turn off the window."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "AD: Strap on parachute, enter the acherontic hole."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "HD: Sssssstab. Ssstab. Stab. Stab stab stab."
06/23/08 - "HD: Look closer."
06/23/08 - "HD: Open music box."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/23/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PS: Attempt to move weasel bust."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "PI: Enter cabinet portal."
06/29/08 - "PI: Blindly take large amounts of pills."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "Next."
06/29/08 - "AD: Deploy parachute."
07/02/08 - "AD: Establish superiority by punching nearest hog in snout."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/02/08 - "NB: Retrieve the lipstick from the bed. Ominously."
07/02/08 - "NB: Examine gazebo-ish model."
07/02/08 - "NB: Close medicine cabinet."
07/02/08 - "PS: Enter door."
07/02/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "PS: Check Score."
07/05/08 - "NB: Apply make up."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "AD: Accept righteous mission."
07/05/08 - "AD: Politely ask weasel to calm the fuck down."
07/05/08 - "Next."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go get pig poster from Ace Dick's office."
07/05/08 - "PS: Go back up."
07/07/08 - "NB: Examine mural in order to calm nerves."
07/07/08 - "NB: Search room to make sure it contains no Fancy Santas."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "NB: Pick up card next to phone."
07/07/08 - "NB: Call the fella."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Return melons to pigs in manly fashion."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Open buffet cabinet."
07/07/08 - "PS: Decipher code using enigma machine."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/07/08 - "AD: Oh yeah, go through window."
07/07/08 - "AD: Quick, hop into storefront before beast disappears."
07/07/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "AD: Ignore the portal. There's victuals to be had."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "Small AD: Look for exit from giant dame's apartment."
07/12/08 - "Next."
07/12/08 - "PS: Push buttons on the machine randomly!"
07/12/08 - "PS: Grab parachute and jump through upside-down window."
07/13/08 - "PI: Go through weasel bust. Flip bird to elf bust on the way"
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/13/08 - "PS: Make a pit stop at the sleazy brothel in the sky."
07/13/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PI: Functions -> Ogle -> Paper -> Table"
07/21/08 - "PI: Use TALLNESS powers to press face in highest indentation"
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "HD: Take the lipstick."
07/21/08 - "HD: Wield the lipstick in calm, casual manner."
07/21/08 - "AD: Examine wig."
07/21/08 - "AD: Take wig."
07/21/08 - "PI: Build fort from couch cushions."
07/21/08 - "PI: Drink candy corn liquor."
07/21/08 - "PI: Enter fort."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/21/08 - "PS: Land already!"
07/21/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "AD: Look out window."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/23/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Become overwhelmed by possibilities."
07/24/08 - "PI: Combat Operandi -> Lv. 8 Pickle Replicsimile."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Rip up buildings and throw at beast."
07/24/08 - "HD: While flipping out, CHAINSAW the lockbox."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Let the beast swallow you and fight him from the inside."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "PI: Ascend to Godhood!"
07/24/08 - "PI: Take the form of an even more loathsome beast."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/24/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "MPI: Succumb to unfathomable bratwurst."
07/25/08 - "PS: Refuse His Majesty and flip him the bird."
07/25/08 - "PS: Accept new armor and weapon."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "Next."
07/25/08 - "PS: [OPEN ALLEGIANCE MESH]"
07/28/08 - "PS: ctrl alt del"
07/28/08 - "PI: Conjure candy mecha."
07/28/08 - "AD: Read business card."
07/28/08 - "AD: Call number."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/28/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "AD: Walk through pig room."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: Charge and fiyer your lazer."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "NB: Use key."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Reap spoils of battle."
07/30/08 - "AD: Inspect ferruginous horn."
07/30/08 - "AD: Activate punch card machine."
07/30/08 - "AD: Insert punch card into big computer."
07/30/08 - "AD: Read printout."
07/30/08 - "HD: Chainsaw your way out of your room."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "Next."
07/30/08 - "MK: Go through clown door."
08/13/08 - "PS: AGH TOO DIFFICULT, go online and search for walkthrough"
08/13/08 - "Next."
08/13/08 - "PS: Open one of the walkthroughs."
08/13/08 - "PS: Scroll down a ways."
08/13/08 - "PS: Search for 'diplomacy'."
08/13/08 - "PS: Keep searching..."
08/13/08 - "PS: Print cheat code."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go downstairs and check out swimming pool."
08/14/08 - "AD: Toss ferruginous horn into pool."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "Other AD: Go down to street and grab horn."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go back up, then go down to office for other horns."
08/14/08 - "AD: Go to hot sauce still."
08/14/08 - "AD: Make 5 alarm hot sauce."
08/14/08 - "HD: Go through mirror to look for NB."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "AD: Activate jacuzzi setting on pool."
08/14/08 - "Next."
08/14/08 - "NB: Investigate the portal nervously."
08/16/08 - "MK: Retrieve arms from dollhouse."
08/16/08 - "MK: grab brass knuckles."
08/16/08 - "PI: Get cheat code from printer."
08/16/08 - "PI: Go to control room."
08/16/08 - "Imaginary PI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "PI: Solve the sudoku."
08/16/08 - "Next."
08/16/08 - "This is getting kind of confusing."
08/16/08 - "Ok, got it. PI: Enter code."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PS: View terms of treaty with Adobe TreatyViewer®."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 248-263."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 214-226."
08/18/08 - "PS: View Articles 264-312."
08/18/08 - "PS: Ok, looks good. Present to His Highness."
08/18/08 - "PS: Reap spoils of diplomatic triumph."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "AD: Take skull to skull slot."
08/18/08 - "PS: Add skulls to inventory."
08/18/08 - "MK: Make a crude pass at NB."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "Li'l AD: run into MK's dollhouse."
08/18/08 - "PI: Go through clown bust door."
08/18/08 - "Next."
08/18/08 - "PI: Check it out."
08/18/08 - "PS: Take skulls to slot."
08/19/08 - "PI: Open what appear to be cruiseship portholes."
08/19/08 - "MK: Wield brass knuckles."
08/19/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> RUNNING NUMBERS"
08/19/08 - "MK: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "Candy Mecha: AGGRESS"
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "AD: Join battle through pool portal."
08/19/08 - "PS: Go through double doors."
08/19/08 - "Next."
08/19/08 - "PS: Throw dead thugs through doors for dramatic entrance."
08/21/08 - "PS: Swap hats with one of the thugs and sneak by undetected."
08/21/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/21/08 - "PS: LV. 2 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY"
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "AD: Pick up windows and go up."
08/21/08 - "AD: Feed MK some chocolates."
08/21/08 - "Quick, PI: Fire!"
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/21/08 - "AD: Smack MK with two-by-four."
08/21/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HIT THE MATTRESSES"
08/23/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> SEND IN THE CLOWNS"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "PI: Get the hell out of dodge."
08/23/08 - "AD: Point machine gun through the skylight."
08/23/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> FAIR SHAKE"
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "Next."
08/23/08 - "PS: Next time be sure to throw some corpses in ahead of you."
08/26/08 - "AD: Join other AD at double doors."
08/26/08 - "PS: Hire the HIRED MUSCLE onto your side."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "ADs: Bust through doors."
08/26/08 - "AD: Headbutt and impale Mobster Kingpin."
08/26/08 - "AD: Chuck another grenade already."
08/26/08 - "PI: Ogle switch until it implodes with distraughtness."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/26/08 - "AD: Now, headbutt and impale!"
08/26/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mecha: Walk through portal."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Next."
08/27/08 - "Candy Mechas: Leave."
08/28/08 - "PI: Flee up spiral staircase and ogle whatever awaits you."
08/28/08 - "PS: Diplomatically, ask Muscle to become permanent teammate."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Mount motorcycles!"
08/28/08 - "PS: This time throw chunks of beast in ahead of you."
08/28/08 - "ADs: Dual motorcycle attack!"
08/30/08 - "Candy Mechas: Don't show protips."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> BRASS TACKS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Morthol: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> GNOSTIC TAINT"
08/30/08 - "Boneguard Mount: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "HD: AGGRESS"
08/30/08 - "PS: LV. 5 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: IMPROMPTU CAUCUS"
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/30/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "PS: Time to bring out the noise! SEPULCHRITUDE"
08/31/08 - "AD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
08/31/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "OSTENTATION DRIVE! DOUBLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE TROUBLE"
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "Next."
08/31/08 - "PI: Drop window through other window."
09/01/08 - "AD: Throw TEACUP at DEATH."
09/01/08 - "PI: Put HONEYBEE PROFESSOR through the window first."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/01/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Death: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TWO LUMPS"
09/03/08 - "AD&PI: Challenge Death to win back your lives."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PI: Ask Death where Honeybee Professor is."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PS: Collect loot and go up."
09/03/08 - "MURDER FLUX! NERVOUS BREAKDOWN"
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "Next."
09/03/08 - "PS: Ascend to the hopefully final level."
09/05/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crustacean."
09/05/08 - "PS: For the love of GPI, SEPULCHRITUDE!"
09/05/08 - "ZM: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PROFANE ADULTERATION"
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "PS: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SUMMON HENRY CLAY"
09/05/08 - "HC: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> PACIFY"
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "Next."
09/05/08 - "PS: Advance further into level."
09/07/08 - "AD: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 2 TORSO FLAIL"
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: FONDLE"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "AD: Go by Fluthlu, granting him wide berth whilst doing so."
09/07/08 - "PS: Pick up shard of glass and put it in your inventory."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Fluthlu: LV. 77 DISQUIETING LEER"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Cultural Rainbow: COMBAT OPERANDI -> MOB RULE"
09/07/08 - "Bespectacled Wench: COMMUNITY OUTREACH"
09/07/08 - "Next."
09/07/08 - "Zombie AD: Advance."
09/07/08 - "Thugs: AGGRESS"
09/08/08 - "PS: LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY: CEASEFIRE"
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/08/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: Mobilize!"
09/10/08 - "Candy Mechas: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> SELF SACCHARINE-FICE"
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "CHARM BREAK! KISS OF DEATH"
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/10/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "NB: Fall in a more nervous manner."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "Next."
09/11/08 - "HD: Frisk MK's body for valuables."
09/11/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> INSULIN SHOT"
09/13/08 - "MK: SUMMON WILFORD BRIMLEY"
09/13/08 - "MK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TYPE 2 DIABEAT-DOWN"
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/13/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "AD: Check on hot sauce still."
09/15/08 - "PARLIAMENT UPROAR! TRUSTY KNIVES"
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "PS: Target the plug. Don't forget your witty one-liner."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Next."
09/15/08 - "Oh get the hell off of there."
09/17/08 - "PS: Victory dance!"
09/18/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> HOOCHED-UP BOOTLEGGER"
09/18/08 - "MK: Build fort out of desk."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "PS: Rebuild Bowen Stilson Dogg."
09/18/08 - "AD: Check aftermath of still explosion."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Open MK's door. Enter."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Enter safe room."
09/18/08 - "PS+AD: Go up."
09/18/08 - "AD: Drink sauce."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(?) to demonhood."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "Next."
09/18/08 - "MK: Descend(!) to demonhood."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Get bust outta there--Ándele Ándele, Arriba, Arriba!"
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Wail on Wilson bust."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Advance."
09/20/08 - "CUT SCENE."
09/20/08 - "FAD: Open the trapdoor."
09/20/08 - "PS+FAD+ZAD: Go up to deck."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/20/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: "Climb" the steering wheel."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "PS: Turn wheel, "capsizing" the boat upright."
09/22/08 - "Next."
09/22/08 - "NB: Land already!"
09/22/08 - "[PAUSE]"
09/26/08 - "[UNPAUSE]"
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FINAL BOSS BATTLE."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "AS: Fashion a more fitting hat from your old hat."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/26/08 - "FPI: Bring nervous broad to the Ace Deck."
09/26/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> LV. 49 ABSTRACTED THOUGHT"
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "MK: Gather up all the ship portholes."
09/28/08 - "PI: Defeat death already."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "Next."
09/28/08 - "AD:Establish superiority by punching nearest Q*Bert in snout"
09/28/08 - "FPI: Go back to Ace Deck."
09/29/08 - "AS: Fire warning shots off the port bow."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "PS: Use tommykey on lock."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "PI+AD: Return to land of living."
09/29/08 - "MK: Dump portholes through jacuzzi."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "MK: Grab the cinder blocks."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
09/29/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "AS: Craft sea-worthy hats for your allies."
10/01/08 - "PI: Conjure candy armor."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/01/08 - "Quick pose as a team again this shit seems pretty real."
10/01/08 - "DMK: AGGRESS"
10/01/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Candy Mecha: Join the battle already!"
10/02/08 - "AS: SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUDE!"
10/02/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "AS: Take charge as leader. Demand weapons."
10/02/08 - "AS: Give all the weapons to PI."
10/02/08 - "PI: Take weapons down to MK's office."
10/02/08 - "PI: Ask HD to take weapons instead."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/02/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "HD: Walk to nearest intersection."
10/03/08 - "PI:Become homoerotically interested in returning to your fan"
10/03/08 - "PI: Dump the fan through the jacuzzi."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "PI: Return to battle."
10/03/08 - "Next."
10/03/08 - "AS: Retrieve Snoop Bust, for it is too important to be lost."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw weapons into the lights."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw tommy gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "HD: Throw machine gun."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "PI: Pick up captain's sextant."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/04/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "ZAD: Zombie truffle shuffle."
10/07/08 - "Candy Mecha: Fire into DMK's mouth(s)."
10/07/08 - "ZAD, FAD, and AD: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "DMK: THORNCODDLE"
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/07/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "HD: Hail a cab and follow the cheese truck."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "HD: Pursue on foot. Ask toll operator for directions."
10/09/08 - "NB: Get the hell out of the fan's way."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "Next."
10/09/08 - "NB: Ride the plug like a mechanical bull."
10/10/08 - "ZAD: Sample DMK's tentacle with a nice bottle of Merlot."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/10/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "NB: Plug fan into enormous outlet."
10/11/08 - "NB: Equip the corset."
10/11/08 - "NB: Add stripper container to inventory."
10/11/08 - "NB: Go through Eye Door."
10/11/08 - "HD: Pursue cheese truck to Gutterpipe Projects."
10/11/08 - "AH: Unmute Professor Bee, he's been silent long enough."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/11/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "HD: Climb ladder and look into pipe."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "NB: Enter far right room."
10/12/08 - "NB: Take off all your clothes and enter far left door."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/12/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "AH: Mute bee again."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "AS: AGGRESS"
10/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CINDER ABLOCKALYPSE"
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/14/08 - "Next."
10/15/08 - "DMK: LV. 10 THORNCODDLE: APESHIT BRAMBLEFUCK"
10/15/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Use stripper on mural."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "NB: Splash a little on wall."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "HD: Enter mousehole, given your small HEIGHT attribute."
10/16/08 - "NB: Strip rest of mural."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/16/08 - "Next."
10/17/08 - "HD: Go in."
10/19/08 - "HD: Climb ladder, equip corset."
10/19/08 - "AS: Use delegation skills to call four nations to your aid."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "PI: Make universe do a barrel roll."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/19/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings on corset."
10/19/08 - "NB: Ok, nothing to do out here. Go back in."
10/19/08 - "HD: Thank whores for complement."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/19/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "FPI: Conjure frosting to extinguish flames."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "Next."
10/21/08 - "DMK: DEMOTE"
10/21/08 - "PS: With hard boiled voice say you're just getting started."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on scale valve."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Turn crank on upper valve."
10/22/08 - "Next."
10/22/08 - "HD: Jump down on to valve lever."
10/22/08 - "NB: Go get plug and bring it through window."
10/22/08 - "NB: Loosen drawstrings again."
10/22/08 - "NB: Lift plug."
10/24/08 - "PS: Summon Weasel King."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/24/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "NB: Run plug through corset, into pipe, and out projector."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through right door."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through wide window."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go back in. Go through left door again."
10/25/08 - "NB: Go through tall window."
10/25/08 - "HD: Turn crank on aspect valve."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/25/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "PS: Put skylight through small window."
10/26/08 - "FPI: Conjure jaw breaker bomb."
10/26/08 - "PS: Lob into DMK's mouth."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/26/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down projector pipe."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB + HD: Go down stairs through eye door."
10/27/08 - "NB: Examine middle switch."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "NB: Flip switch."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "Swain: Insert coins into coin slot."
10/27/08 - "NB: Go back and put on your corset."
10/27/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/27/08 - "PS: GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
10/27/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Check progress on tecton hive."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/28/08 - "Bees: Place impetus combs in tecton hive."
10/28/08 - "Fill Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Fiesta Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Fill Zombie Ace Dick's suckle receptacle."
10/28/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "HD: Equip paint roller."
10/29/08 - "HD: Go into middle private booth."
10/29/08 - "HD: Roll some paint on the mural."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "Next."
10/29/08 - "Highbrow: Go through driver's hatch."
10/29/08 - "NB: Get in passenger seat."
10/30/08 - "FPI: Conjure candy telescope for sniper rifle."
10/30/08 - "PI: Throw it away."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "COMB RAVE: TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!"
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/30/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE?"
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PI: 'No scope' DMK's weak spot with sniper rifle."
10/31/08 - "Swap hats with DMK."
10/31/08 - "FAD: Throw crate at DMK."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "PI: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
10/31/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/01/08 - "DMK: LV. 1000 RUNNING NUMBERS: ROLL FOR DEXTROSITY"
11/01/08 - "PS: Ask FPI to conjure a schema pumpkin."
11/01/08 - "PS: Wonder what happened to the four warriors."
11/01/08 - "Next."
11/02/08 - "PS: What Pumpkin?"
11/02/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> CANDY CORN VAMPIRE!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> TOOTSIE ROLL FRANKENSTEIN!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "GAMBIT SCHEMA -> GUMMY WORM ZOMBIE!"
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/04/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "NB: Ask Highbrow to drive to Gutterpipe Projects."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Cover up the rest of the mural."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "HD: Yeah, paint over those too."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Pose as a team cause shit is more real than ever."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/05/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "DMK: LV. 20 THORNCODDLE: SNUGGLEBARB PRICKLEPOKE"
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "Next."
11/07/08 - "GPI: Fondly regard crenellation."
11/08/08 - "PS: Summon Moe."
11/08/08 - "Next."
11/08/08 - "PS: Unsummon Moe."
11/08/08 - "RECAP!!! Please?"
11/10/08 - "HD: Go through window."
11/10/08 - "Swain: Go through window."
11/10/08 - "HD: To the Fromagere District!!"
11/10/08 - "NB: Loosen corset, load plug into cheese truck."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "HD: Drive back to Bouchere District."
11/10/08 - "Next."
11/10/08 - "HD: Double back through the tolls."
11/10/08 - "NB: Bring plug through wide window."
11/11/08 - "AD: Begin playing Life."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "Next."
11/11/08 - "FAD: Ride MK's fort like a mechanical bull."
11/13/08 - "4 Heroes: Ascend to battle DMK."
11/14/08 - "DMK: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CLOWNSTORM"
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "Next."
11/14/08 - "ZAD: Clean the mess up."
11/15/08 - "PFPI: Cheat in game of Trouble."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Take money to racetrack, bet on ponies."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/15/08 - "AD: Punch woman in snout to establish superiority."
11/15/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: COMBAT OPERANDI -> ARMISTYX"
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "Next."
11/17/08 - "PS: AGGRESS."
11/18/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Beat the crap out of MK."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/19/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/19/08 - "Next."
11/20/08 - "PS: Keep aggressing."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Bust into still room like Kool-Aid Man."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "FAD: Break down door using awesome latin strength."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/21/08 - "MK: Exit speakeasy."
11/21/08 - "GPI: Do something useful! Attack or something!"
11/21/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "PS: Aggress faster!"
11/22/08 - "Check on status of honey production."
11/22/08 - "PI: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "ZAD: Stop standing around like an idiot and do something!"
11/22/08 - "NB: Get in ham truck and drive through underpass."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "NB: Feed plug through gutterpipe projector."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/22/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice."
11/22/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "MK: Exit legitimate establishment."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "FAD: Pursue MK."
11/24/08 - "AD: Advance in Life."
11/24/08 - "Heroes: Advance in Cathedral."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/24/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "PS: FINAL AGGRESSION!"
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/26/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Death: Mourn loss of scythe."
11/28/08 - "ZAD: Push PI toward anchor to hurry him along."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Manhandle one of the gentlemen."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "MK: Throw down your hat in disgust."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "HD: Tighten strings on bodice."
11/28/08 - "HD: Unplug projector and plug in fan"
11/28/08 - "NB: Bring plug through mousehole."
11/28/08 - "NB: Tighten corset like you've never tightened before!"
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "NB: Plug in fan."
11/28/08 - "HD: Enter MM's studio."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "MK: Enter theater."
11/28/08 - "FAD: Follow MK."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/28/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "FPI: Play a haunting tuba refrain to raise DMK's emotions."
11/30/08 - "DMK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> VEXATIOUS GLOWER"
11/30/08 - "FPI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE"
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
11/30/08 - "Next."
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter dollhouse."
12/02/08 - "NB: Enter studio door."
12/02/08 - "HD+NB: AGGRESS"
12/03/08 - "PFPI: Join battle."
12/03/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "HD+NB: DUAL AGGRESSION -> STRIPTEASE"
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "PS+ZAD+Death: Move anchor toward PI."
12/05/08 - "Next."
12/05/08 - "Check on combs again."
12/05/08 - "MK+FAD: Take brawl into doll house pantry."
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Reach final level."
12/06/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/06/08 - "PI: COMB RAVE -> ANCHORS AWAY"
12/06/08 - "MK: Smash Suckle Amphora over FAD's head."
12/06/08 - "Next."
12/06/08 - "MK: Replace Amphora with a new receptacle."
12/06/08 - "DMK: COMB RAVE -> FILL 'EM WITH DAYLIGHT"
12/08/08 - "PI: Throw anchor overboard."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "MM: Flee into dollhouse and wear corset."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/08/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "HD: Loosen scale bodice, ascend to attic."
12/10/08 - "MM: AGGRESS"
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/10/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "DMK: Fill 'em with daylight already!"
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/11/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Comb report?"
12/12/08 - "Fill HD and NB's suckle receptacles."
12/12/08 - "MM: Aggress more vigorously."
12/12/08 - "HD: Return to dollhouse."
12/12/08 - "HD: COMB RAVE -> ROLLING THUNDER"
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/12/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "NB: CHAIN ATTACK"
12/13/08 - "NB: COMB RAVE -> HIGHLY FLAMMABLE CASE OF THE VAPORS"
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/13/08 - "Next."
12/15/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "NB: Finish her."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/16/08 - "Next."
12/17/08 - "AD: Enjoy Life."
12/17/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: DEUS EX SEWING MACHINA"
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "GPI: Sew universe back together."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/18/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Wield machine gun against MK."
12/19/08 - "MK: Don MM's corset."
12/19/08 - "FAD: Fire."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/19/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "HD: Get brush and palette."
12/20/08 - "HD: Paint keyholes on locks."
12/20/08 - "HD: Unlock door."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/20/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/21/08 - "Heroes: Turn crank."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/21/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "NB: Retrieve sunglasses."
12/23/08 - "HD+NB: Ascend stairs."
12/23/08 - "PS: Remove chronoscope from wheel."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "FAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE"
12/23/08 - "MK: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> EXTORTION"
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/23/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Thug: Lower Pryglass to reveal a black ring around eye."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/25/08 - "AD+Sonhearst: Become vigilante superheroes out of grief."
12/25/08 - "FAD: Punch Death in snout to establish superiority."
12/25/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PS: Give scope to PI."
12/26/08 - "PI: Attach scope to sniper rifle."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/26/08 - "PI: Zoom in."
12/26/08 - "PI: Look around universe with scope."
12/26/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "PS: FOR THE LOVE OF GPI, SAVE THAT GLORIOUS BUST!"
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/28/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "HD: Flip switch."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "Heroes: Descend (ascend?) other side of cathedral."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/29/08 - "FMK: Tighten brassier making you small enough to exit door."
12/29/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "PI: Aim at DMK."
12/31/08 - "PI: Fire!"
12/31/08 - "Next."
12/31/08 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "ZAD: COMBAT OPERANDI -> CHECK YO'SELF JONAH"
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/01/09 - "Next."
01/02/09 - "AD: Become Punisher Ace Dick."
01/02/09 - "AD+Bathearst: Fight crime."
01/02/09 - "AD: Spin Wheel of Life."
01/02/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Heroes: Enter Gutterpipe."
01/03/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress foppishly."
01/03/09 - "FMK: Tighten brassier."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/03/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Go hunting."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "AD: Ford river."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "PI: Keep up heavy shelling of DMK with that cannon!"
01/05/09 - "Next."
01/05/09 - "Meanwhile, in the afterlife..."
01/07/09 - "AD: Lament Life."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "AD: Dig up stump."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Next."
01/07/09 - "Comb status."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "AD: Punch Death in snout to establish infuriation."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Next."
01/08/09 - "Fill PFPI's Suckle Receptacle."
01/16/09 - "PFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "FFPI: COMB RAVE: TEMPORAL REPLICOLLISION"
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/16/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Collide."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "AD: Have tearful reunion with Bathearst."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/18/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PI: Snipe weak spot."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "Death: Appraise Bonehead's mortality."
01/20/09 - "Higgs Bonehead: Target weak spot with kamikaze attack."
01/20/09 - "PI: Give PS Chronoscope."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PS: Turn wheel."
01/20/09 - "Next."
01/20/09 - "PS: Throw your hat down in..."
01/20/09 - "PI: Go pick up huge barrel."
01/21/09 - "Heroes: Aggress DMMK."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/21/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "HD+NB+Whores: Aggress DMMK."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/22/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "PI: Check ripeness."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Meanwhile in the Speakeasy..."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Head to brothel."
01/23/09 - "Patrons: Enter dollhouse."
01/23/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Gentlemen: Aggress DMMK."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Highbrow: LV. 4 HOOPTECH -> DMMK KATAMARI BALL"
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Comb report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Fan report."
01/25/09 - "Pickle report."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 90 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/25/09 - "PS: Turn wheel 180 degrees."
01/25/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "PS: Right universe."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "DMMK: Ascend(Descend?) into the Game of Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Life."
01/27/09 - "Next."
01/27/09 - "Everyone: Exit Afterlife."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Hatless Man: Drink Ink of Squid Pro Quo."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Thugs: Prostrate thyselves before savior."
01/29/09 - "DMMK: Tighten drawstrings yet again."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/29/09 - "Next."
01/30/09 - "Death: Greet new visitors."
01/30/09 - "Death: Beg visitors to stay."
01/30/09 - "Next."
01/30/09 - "PS: Get ye ink flask."
01/31/09 - "Next."
01/31/09 - "Next."
01/31/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/02/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB+HD:Get sucked into event horizon in more elongated manner"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "NB: Put on sunglasses."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "DMK: LV. 99 CODDLETECH -> THORNSWOGGLE"
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/03/09 - "Next."
02/05/09 - "Death and company: LV. 3 HIPPOTECH: THE HUNGER"
02/05/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Hippo Inspectors: Ascend to Godhead."
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "PIs: TEMPORAL REPLICSIMILE AD INFINITUM"
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/07/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "HD+NB: Land already."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/08/09 - "Next."
02/10/09 - "Weasel King: Survey Kingdom."
02/10/09 - "Next."
02/12/09 - "Recap Part 2!"
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/13/09 - "PI: Tickle BRIER OF CRUELTY."
02/13/09 - "PI: TICKLETECH -> LV. 1 FEATHERMEDDLE"
02/13/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "PS: CATCH IT!!!"
02/14/09 - "PS: Slash brier."
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "Next."
02/14/09 - "FINAL COMB STATUS"
02/15/09 - "PS: Fill Suckle Receptacle."
02/15/09 - "PS: SEPULCHRITUDE"
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/15/09 - "Next."
02/19/09 - "PS: RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION"
02/19/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Death: Secure doors."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: LV. 99 BELLY OF THE WHALE: BLOWHOLE SWANSONG"
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/21/09 - "AD: Close door."
02/21/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Angels: Escape via Hawking radiation."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "DS: SERAPHIMIC DYNAMEIS -> CHERUBUM'S RUSH"
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/22/09 - "Hatless man: Retrieve HAT."
02/22/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "DS: Grant PS a boon."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "PS: Load weapon."
02/23/09 - "PS: LV. 98 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> POISON PEN LETTER"
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/23/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "PS: LV. 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> PAX PROBLISCUM"
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/25/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "DMK: LADDER TO HELL"
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: React to update."
02/27/09 - "MSPA readers: Never mind. Continue."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Devil: Prod damned with FORK."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Navigate with sextant."
02/27/09 - "Next."
02/27/09 - "PI: Plot a new course."
02/27/09 - "Next."
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Ride Mount Lardass like mechanical bull."
03/01/09 - "Next."
03/01/09 - "Weasel King: Commune with arbitor."
03/01/09 - "PS: FINAL FLIP OUT"
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/02/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "BHMK: Tighten drawstrings to limit."
03/04/09 - "BHMK: Retrieve arms from crannies and fissures."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/04/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "PI: Fire at moon."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/05/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/06/09 - "PI: Steer universe."
03/06/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "Next."
03/07/09 - "DS: AGGRESS SEEDPOD"
03/07/09 - "DMK: DEFENSIVE GLOWER"
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WHOOPS, PAUSE
Posted on 29 July 2011 by Andrew

I'm heading out for the weekend. I had planned on putting something up before I left, but guess I'm running late with it. Wasn't planning on a break of such length, but looks like there'll be nothing to see until next week, due to *mishaps*.

Wanderers + Sburb
Posted on 14 July 2011 by Andrew





The first, an Exile-centric album brought to you by a collection of artists. The second, a solo album composed by Tyler Dever and performed by Erik Scheele. Both are great!

Are you running out of room on your ipod yet? You might have to start deleting some of that crappy non-HS music soon.

Oh Hey.
Posted on 7 July 2011 by Andrew

Two points of business to trouble you with. ONE: The What Pumpkin store has, mostly, been restocked. TWO: There's a good chance that the Bandcamp page will have new content some time next week.

That's all for now!
Traveling
Posted on 20 June 2011 by Andrew

I'll be out of town for a week, from 6/21 to 6/27. I will try to get some work done while I'm on the road, but updates will most likely be sparse til then. I am just doing you the service of liberating you from this extremely engaging web comic for a short period of time, so that you are free to go do other things, like play volleyball on the beach, and give high fives to your coolest friends.

I also feel that it is important to make an annual tradition of announcing a week long hiatus after sequences culminating in sloppy makeouts. What makeouts will be happening next year? How sloppy will they be? This is how I keep people hooked.

Two Albums
Posted on 31 May 2011 by Andrew

Homestuck Volume 7: At the Price of Oblivion



and...

A solo album by Michael Guy Bowman called Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido



Volume 7 is pretty self explanatory. Contains many songs from the story, plus a bunch of other great new ones. I say this every time, but this is now the best HS volume. AND IT KEEPS BEING TRUE EVERY TIME I SAY IT.

On the solo album: M.G. Bowman has done a lot to shape the sound of Homestuck. Among his contributions were Explore and Sburban Jungle (end of acts 2 and 3 music). He is also a mastermind behind the ambitious Hare Force One project (people ship Con Air bunnies to each other all over the globe). For his album, he has created two characters whose names are featured in the title. They exist somewhere in the Homestuck universe, playing their own session, and each song captures something about their adventure. See his website for what he has to say about it personally. I think it's a really fun and creative album with a fantastic sound.

Tavia Morra and Richard Gung, both art team contributors, worked on the art for this album together. Tavia and Michael themselves actually dress up as the characters and pose in the album graphics. These are serious entertainers, folks.

Things
Posted on 26 May 2011 by Andrew

If you ordered something from the WP store earlier in the month, those items have either been shipped already or will be very soon.

Also, all of the charity squiddles have shipped too. If you ordered one, and it doesn't arrive in the next week or two, let me know and I will look into it. As for the charity sketches, those I will be completing and mailing shortly as well.

Music: Albums incoming. Hang in there. I estimate they will drop within a week. They will contain songs you have heard, and many you haven't. They are great.

Dry spell
Posted on 15 May 2011 by Andrew

Nine days without a new page is a pretty long time! What was even UP with me? 5 days in Toronto + 4 days animating I guess is what was up. Ok that sounds reasonable. Everyone agrees with that and holds the creator exempt from charges of gross dereliction. We all smile pretty hard and our faces begin to hurt a little.

The song is M. Brown's BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !! and can be found in an existing album, unmolested by disc errors.

Speaking of which, there will be more music on Bandcamp some time this month, won't there? Yes. Let me go talk it over with the music guys and see what we can put together for you over the next week or two. Hold on, let me go do that now, don't go anywhere.

Off I go
Posted on 5 May 2011 by Andrew

Ok, I am heading to TorontoCAF. I will see you there.

Be back next week. That is where all the updates will be hiding. The future.

God Tier Hoodies
Posted on 4 May 2011 by Andrew

New god tier hoodies in the What Pumpkin store! Plus a bunch of other new items, and a restocking of existing ones.



Only John's and Vriska's are available for now. There are more planned for the near future. (i.e. Aradia's) Note that there are t-shirt versions of the hoodies too, at different shades for a little variety (the tee colors actually correspond to the darker color of the hoods in the comic). Also take a look at the new long sleeve Jade shirt, with her vintage atom symbol. I think it's a nice complement to Dave's broken record shirt, which has the same raglan sleeve style.

Also: PRINTS! There are many great HS fan artists out there, in the art team and otherwise. For a while I have have the idea to offer prints of selected works here and there. For now there are some by art team members Lexxy and SA. I hope to add more to this page gradually.

And one last point on the store. Please take notice of the new support system. If you have a question or a problem with an order, please go through that! The old What Pumpkin email address has gotten swamped with so many different types of correspondence, it's become very difficult to field support cases through it. If you use the new system, rapid satisfaction is considerably more likely!

TCAF
Posted on 28 Apr 2011 by Andrew

I should also mention that soon I will be attending TCAF! If you can make it to Canada, you should come. If you happen to already be in Canada, then you really have no excuse not to go.

Insert disc 2
Posted on 28 Apr 2011 by Andrew

FACT: You will navigate the latest pages in different ways depending on your browser conditions. At the end of Insert disc 2, on many browsers (e.g. mine), you will automatically be redirected to the next page when it finishes "loading", or you may get there by clicking the link to "[S] Seer: Ascend" inside the Flash panel. These features will not work for some browsers, and instead you will see this message. Accessing that url will redirect you to the next page, [S] Seer: Ascend.

Note that there is no hyperlink to the next page below the disc 2 panel, and never will be. You must venture into disc 2 through one of the ways described above! I probably wouldn't have even bothered mentioning this if not for the browser compatibility hiccup.

The SbaHJ shirts.....: it is turning into a proud tradition that several weeks after releasing any SBaHJ product I must inform you that they all do in fact glow in the dark, in case you didn't realize. Please suspend this alarming reality in your thoughts as you urgently scramble to use your dollars to make them become your property.

Speaking of scrambling, dollars, and your ludicrous zeal for all the insanely rad things I advise you to drape over your body, there will be lots of cool new things in the WP store, very, very soon.

4/13
Posted on 14 Apr 2011 by Andrew

Two years of Homestuck!

But before we talk about that, let's carefully examine this fine new album by Clark Powell, who is responsible for such HS scores as Three in the Morning, and the Gate 1 Doctor remix, as well as a plethora of other album songs.



This one's very cool. Clark has a great ambient sound, and his idea for the album was to musically express the Medium's planets, through both their elements and themes. I think he nailed it. Cover art was tag-teamed by me and Cindy (the lady who touches all your WP shirts).

Also: New Topatoco items!



First of all, you will notice there are two new Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff shirts. People are always coming up to me and saying "we NEED more insanely shitty looking shirts to wear to places like church and stuff." What choice to I have but to serve these rowdy individuals with dollars in their hands and outstanding taste in their opinions???

In truth, Jeffrey and I cannot help ourselves from attempting to capitalize on this nonsense, because we both need aggressive psychiatric examination. But if you don't buy these shirts, we will both feel ashamed and foolish. Please buy these shirts. I'm begging you. If you don't, we will probably weep in each others arms, swaddled in an orange heap of 3000 dunking Big Men. As an incentive, I will make this solemn pledge. If I sell out of all of these SBaHJ shirts within a week, you are guaranteed to discover that I have permanently emblazoned SBaHJ iconography on my body somewhere, with real, honest to gog foreverink. You'll wonder how high I even will have had to have been. Fact. 8^y

Also note the classy Sepulchritude hoodie, perfect complement to your Sepulchritude tee. I will be coming out with HS god tier hoodies soon through What Pumpkin, and I thought that as long as such garments were being offered, it would be nice to have a Problem Sleuth one in the mix too. Plus, the godhoods won't have zipper fronts, and this one does. So if you like to zip up, like if that's your thing, then this is for you.

4/13/11

The two year anniversary of HS has come and gone. Not as much fanfare in-story about it as I'd hoped, but at least it got a nod. Remember when games came on multiple disks? You always were asked to swap during a kind of peculiar and underwhelming moment, like walking through a thing, or talking to a guy. Sometimes it was shortly after you got an airship, or something.

I had plans to do something a little more mesmerizing, like last year, but started running out of time. So I revised the plans, then ran out of time for THOSE too. And so on, til I said screw it. Disc 1 probably wouldn't have been able to fit another hefty animation in it anyway. Those discs are only like what, 700 MB??

It takes a lot to meet a deadline coming up fast, when the thing you are planning is meant to be a BIG DEAL, by definition. First you must come up with an animation idea, and that itself will take a long time to make. Then you must move the story along to the exact precipice of that moment, which also takes time, and must do so with enough time left to animate! Plenty of ways to blow it. Making this story on the fly requires not just a lot of drawing and writing, but the sensibilities of a producer. Knowing when to appropriate large amounts of effort for what purposes given various time constraints. I make adjustments to plans all the time, just like I did with the last 4/13 milestone (was originally scheduling end of act 4 for that). Hence this milestone was less jaw dropping, but then if you recall, the original 4/13 celebration was pretty underwhelming too. What will next 4/13 bring? Guess we'll see.

If I'm taking the time to reflect on two years of Homestuck as an achievement I'll do so here only as a gesture of gratitude to the steadfast readers, new and old. I am humbled by your devotion. This is not any sort of platitude to be dismissed as quasi-sincere acceptance speech fodder, or a dispatch from my PR department because sometimes you guys give me money for stuff. This is sincerely true. I look around and still cannot quite believe the magnitude of the enthusiasm that surrounds this story. I stopped being able to keep track of all the fan art for it more than a year ago, and even then there were thousands of fan-made images I would diligently attempt to pore through. I have honestly never seen so much fan art created for anything, anywhere, ever. Even things which have millions of dollars backing their production budgets. Maybe Harry Potter has more? (Alright let's get real. HS fan art is probably just now beginning to approach the subset of drawings that involve Harry being naked with somebody.) Greater and greater hordes of troll cosplayers can be spotted taking over the floors of conventions. You could have pressed me on the subject, but I never would have guessed anyone could be quite so tickled to be slathered in messy gray makeup and crowned by a homemade pair of horns. There is this seething passion for HS that is a self-organizing, autonomous entity unto itself, which is practically inaccessible to my understanding or involvement, even though I'm responsible for the content driving it. I've kept Homestuck's fire hot; its gaping furnace was hungry for coal so I got goddamn shoveling. But you have been responsible for breathing life into this monstrous organism which surrounds me, and now in its breadth transcends my work entirely. To thank you as a whole for this phenomenon almost doesn't sound rational. It's like thanking a furious thunderstorm for the deluge of rain it gave to your thirsty little box of poseys. My paltry utterance dissipates in the far deep rumbling. The clouds don't even notice I'm there because they're too busy swapping fan fiction. Maybe instead I'll offer something more significant than gratitude. Something more personal and experiential. I'll submit my amazement. You can't see me now, but it is a look of wonder and discovery. A boyish look of astonishment at something remarkable beyond words, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, but on a more cosmic scale and more viscerally shocking. Like a squealing horrorterror's gruesome Cesarean birth. That is the look I have every time I disrupt the tunnel vision that keeps the work's bright sun searing my eyes. When they adjust to the dark, I see the silhouette in soft black focus of the young planet sized monster, chirping its affections. I offer it this look because it is all I have to give, with the exception of the tears streaming down my face. Its hunger is piqued at the fluid and my only regret is I can never possibly provide enough to nourish the orphan, now that it can never know the taste of its dead mother's heinous teatbrine.

Or...

Or I could just say thanks guys.

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN YEAR THREE!!!!!!!!